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@Kairi_M1026Osaka second day ended successfully!Finally tomorrow,Last day in Osaka.Passed by in a blink of an eye! ! !Tomorrow too I’ll be waiting during intermission  ^_^
Like mentioned before we had a little porn-session and got curious wether Snake would be physically able to take a fist. I tried first but it didn’t really work. Something was always too big or in the way. So Snake tried herself and 15 seconds later
This is like the notebook from Death Note, except the person whose name is penned on one of the pages, will be punched in the face 6 minutes and 40 seconds later. And like Death Note, it never runs out of paper, which is good because there are a lot
bigfuckingfatcocks: I love her reaction, at first she is surprised by the second huge cock coming her way and a second later her mouth opens wide automatically. That is a real suck doll!
all i had to do was whip my cock out and 2 seconds later moms was swallowing it
ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever pitched this commercial deserves a big
swishykitten: brattyprettysub: “It hurts.”“Does it?” He sounded entirely disinterested, even when he added, “Poor thing. “ That was followed a second later with, “Keep going.”“But—““Why have you stopped?”She raised her head
thebootydiaries: person: *takes 3 hours to reply* me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me” well i am hot trash so
opossummypossum: zelya-ah: Reblog this and she will protect you i reblogged this and 20 seconds later she visited me, guys this is real do not play around with this, reblog to be safe
ihartbeat: Ok so here’s the story… I’m laying in my bed sick as shit. Downstairs, I hear my mom scream, “HEY A BIG ASS BOX JUST CAME FOR YOU!!” I rolled over a little bit not thinking anything of it and 7 seconds later… “AHHHHHHHH!!”
“Dad, I know what you’ve been doing. I know you’ve been dating women in their 30s - women my age - to make me jealous. But I’m not jealous. I’m happy that you’re sleeping with women who are sexier and tend to you more
youcantcancelquidditch: a terrified dude dressed as a banana just rode by on a skateboard and a second later a guy in a gorilla suit came flying past on another one
I was working on OCs for my manuscript and I was like yeah yeah yeah whatever I guess I could make them twins, but like… whatever. And two seconds later I’m like… no. They are twins I will MAKE THIS SO.Anyway, the two OCs are corrado
digitalfrontiers: And 3 seconds later, i was dead.
theperksofbeingattractive: katear: ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever pitched
When I say something and no one laughs and 5 seconds later someone says the same thing and everybody thinks it's hilarious.
swornswans: bralpha: bralpha: so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind
charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying
miizusei: tbh when noiz gets drunk he prob gets fucking hammered but it doesnt show at all he just squints at everyone so at one point koujaku slaps him on the back and 30 seconds later after he walks away noiz finally turns around to try and swat him
decepticonsensual: What I love about Transformers fanart is that I can reblog stunningly detailed art of a character engaged in rough, messy, explicit sex, or bleeding and battle-damaged, and two seconds later reblog art of the same character because
swornswans:bralpha: bralpha: so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
onlybeautiful-mistakes: asensible-heart: ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever
sharktunarts: This actually happened in a game like months ago and I was the Pharah, saved our Mercy from a Mei and had a nice moment with her until i got headshotted by a Hanzo 2 seconds later I’ve had this sketched for months adlfjelkalds
nearinginfinity: ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever pitched this commercial
analisablessing: I never in my wildest dreams thought I’d find a woman (let alone marry one) that wanted to be fucked in the ass every day as hard as I can, & we don’t use lube…spit and a few fingers and 30 seconds later her asshole is so open
I was so pleased with my follower number bc it was all the same numbers in a row then I gained a new follower a second later and it was ruined
valleyofthesunprep: ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever pitched this commercial
>takes a peek @ the midnight cinderella tag for first time in forever >closes out .2 seconds later my fandom got gross and it’s sad and byron would be disappoint
ogmrr: soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me” me me me
soufflesandbowties:50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
My art style is the equivalent of throwing a dart at a dart board and hoping I don’t fuck it up
