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Parents: After dinner we’re gonna get groceries, do you want to come and get Pokemon?Me: YESMe 5 seconds later: Although can we be back before 7:15 because there’s new SU today
Me: *about to walk down the bus stairs* I haven’t tripped down these for ages, that’s amazing I’m so proud Also me: *1.4764 seconds later trips on the last couple of steps and falls* Goddamit..
incorrect48quotes:Momoka: Anyway, sorry for being mean and gay.Momoka, five seconds later: Sike! I don’t care.
homiesexual42: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP
Oh.Chen First he grabs Luhans arms and locks in in his arms then rejects Luhan seconds later. Poor Luhan (c)
Me: *goes to check skype and stuff*Me, 10 seconds later: oh wait i remember i have no friendsMe: *shuts down self, then laptop*
Me, seeing some mushy genuinely love: Ew disgusting that’s weird and cringy y’all are grossMe, one second later realizing that I hate mushy stuff because I’ve never had a healthy, loving relationship:
girlwholovesturtles: writing-prompt-s: You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash. Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.
weremole: Commissioned by Titus Rudus. It’s one part of currently two of a sort of calendar/advertisement material for boy androids. I was kind of on a CLAMP art bender while sketching these two images and the second of those will be posted later.
leviskinnyjeans:Bessatsu Shonen Magazine’s May Issue cover has been revealed. Levi, Eren, and Erwin are the winners of Bessatsu Shonen’s second official popularity poll! They have been official drawn by Isayama. Source
Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester
emilyelizabethfowl: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD
emopit: where are the REAL anime haters on this site. like I see a mutual like “oh I hate anime” and then two seconds later they’re talking about how dio brando is their daddy like. what is the truth
homiesexual42: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT
the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND
hello-draw: roxoah: When ya boyfriend has nice tiddies.Five seconds later they probably collapse laughing because it looks like some bad gay porn scene and Eren orders pizza because they’re too asexual for this shit (via TumbleOn)
allogays: alright time to start being more responsible with my money and be an adult *ten seconds later*
captain-fanattic: widow camped my translocator but missed her headshot when i appeared because she shot right over the top of me and then 2 seconds later they just
fkevlar: My OCs; Big Bad lion Loki faces off against the Puppy Princess Ayn… a wardrobe malfunction and a half later, making up with some fun sizeplay fucking. First picture was a Patreon request from Mirasuke. Second picture was a personal piece,
stunnerpone:“White people shouldn’t play ancient Egyptians! That’s not historically accurate and appropriates culture!” Three seconds later… “How dare you not put black people on your Czech medieval fantasy!? I don’t care if it’s historically
Looks like she has saddle bags on her scooter. The scooter had a full charge when she sat on it. 10 seconds later no charge and 2 blown tires. #smh #damnshame #toomuchass
magsbanes: me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it me, 20 seconds later:
pocketmartin: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF
the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD
That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you react 2 seconds later.
betafantrolls: im a shitty rp partner tho sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied sometimes i reply 147 years later
mollymerula: when u wash your glasses and then find a Dust on them 5 seconds later
wimwams: a second later a portal opened up and nothing’s been the same since.
roxoah: When ya boyfriend has nice tiddies.Five seconds later they probably collapse laughing because it looks like some bad gay porn scene and Eren orders pizza because they’re too asexual for this shit
skyslut: The moment I wake up VS literally 2 seconds later when I remember I’m in bed with your dad and I gotta smize
monsterism: This is one of two illustrations I completed for Easter entitled The Changeling Egg. I will be unveiling the second later this week. Or you can see both and order prints at my Etsy Shop! As usual, I will be offering a special discount to
squigglydigg:homiesexual42:the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE
ianxfalcon: homiesexual42: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND
loucifers: when you follow someone and realize twenty five seconds later that you’ve made a dire mistake i dont even like 90% of the people im following
musclehank: Coach invited me up for a drink of water after our run together, but seconds later he was pulling down his shorts, leaning over to show me his muscle ass and sweaty hole.“Get that sweaty cock in my hole Hank. I need you in me now.”
matthewsjosh:and then fred caught them .05 seconds later
sparkhy: persicah: glitthery: ky-l-e: noccte: unrisked: WHAT WHO IS THAT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO THIS IS Awww help OMFG AW LOOK AT HIM AW FIRST HE’S LIKE HI I’M A SEX GOD AND THEN 2 SECONDS LATER HE’S LIKE HI I’M A CUTIE PATOOTIE
I sat thru ten minutes of that shit, ain’t nobody score, the slightest contact had niggas on the ground wildin like they was hurt, then get up ten seconds later and be fine. I can’t get with it.
hotsoccergirl1234: rosswoodpark: is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag My mom made this post That lil hoe be moving on its own, I sit it on the counter and go back a second later it’s gone. So I’m
