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getsby: y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow
quarrelsomeart: Inspired by this post My two favorite Canon OTPs are Noiz x Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder and Haru x Water from FREE!. And I thought a second later after I saw the post, “Why not draw ‘em all together?“
im a shitty rp partner tho sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied sometimes i reply 147 years later
So we have been leveling in Nameless for a while, to get Ren up to 111 for kitty hunting. This occurred last night and needless to say, I cracked up so badly when it happened. 8’D Seriously, he said that and then just a SECOND LATER A BANSHEE SHOWS
facialfuel: asianboyhole: This was almost a year ago. When I walked into his room, he was already naked and hard. He pushed me against the wall, grabbed my face and started kissing me. Few seconds later, I was already on my knees, serving his massive
oldcamo: Tumblr is confusing emotionally sometimes I’m all like ohh she’s hot and bam that weapon. Then .3 seconds later I’m like “close that dust cover”, “cinch that belt down”, “TD”, “raise up your plate carrier” and “unfuck
natural–blues: blueboxesandtrafficcones: blueboxarchives: I just want a doomsday rewrite where that whole scene happens and the doctor fades away on the beach on April 1st and then he just pops back a second later like “april fools, Rose!”
thebootydiaries:me: texting him first is too desperate. in this age, a modern woman needs to be independent. i am a strong and busy lady. i will restrain myself, and keep myself an enigma.me five seconds later: life is too short to not live your passions
mbmbmbmbm: i was at the movies watching catching fire and just before finnick appears for the first time some guy yelled out “WHERES FINNICK???” and there was a collective shhhh from the rest of the cinema but then a few seconds later finnick appears
spenceromg: getsby: y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner
sixpenceee:me: now that I finally got my paycheck, I’m going to buy tons of cute sweaters, maybe some dresses, shoes and make upme 10 seconds later: you know what? I’m not going to spend a single cent. I should invest all my money and become a self-made
catie-does-things: do you ever read a fan fic summary and you’re like “this sounds like trash but i’m gonna read it anyway because i am trash” and then ten seconds later you hit the back button like “nevermind i am not this much trash”
thebootydiaries: i followed someone and like 2 seconds later they messaged me “are u sure” and honestly if that ain’t me………
wretchedcrone: earnestwoman: i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming
quarrelsomeart: Inspired by this post My two favorite Canon OTPs are Noiz x Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder and Haru x Water from FREE!. And I thought a second later after I saw the post, “Why not draw ‘em all together?”
this splatterscope shot at me and i thought they didn’t get me but then i blew up a solid 3 seconds later and it scared the shit out of me ww
i was healing a soldier as he ran to a health pack and when he got to it he just stood there fucking stared at me like he knew he fucked upand not even 10 seconds later i was healing pharah and she still went for the fucking health packlike okay if u
novitiate2017: gabbey-road: novitiate2017: the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism Not gay but I relate to this
codyjohnston: Hey, remember earlier this year when that police officer choked a white student for a few seconds, let him go, and was fired the next day? I’m about to use this incident in an argument with this white dude at work and see what he
sobeitjay: sonoanthony:Bruhhhh my nigga took that shit so smoothhhh 💀💀💀 thats fucked up if it’s real or if its fake cause now you giving niggas ideas nshit He fell out and then not even ten seconds later stood straight up and walked with
worship-seniors-and-sissies: It was nearly a week ago when it happened. Mummy didn’t say anything. She just looked me straight on the eye, flashed her pussy, then pulled down her skirt and acted as if nothing had happened. A few seconds later, dad
Downloaded and installed Warframe on my PS4. So ready and excited to play. Finds out ten seconds later that there’s a 4GB update patch. Sniffles.
foodffs: http://thebakermama.com/recipes/blueberry-streusel-muffins/ When I saw your recipe, I knew I immediately had to make them! Totally worth it too, the second I took the pic I started digging in and the topping was super buttery and crunchy. I
asianboyhole: This was almost a year ago. When I walked into his room, he was already naked and hard. He pushed me against the wall, grabbed my face and started kissing me. Few seconds later, I was already on my knees, serving his massive cock with my
sherlock-and-john-got-the-tardis: i love it how fast tumblr is like someone wins an award and 0.1 second later there are gifs pictures with 500+ notes
mayor-lulu: yiffe: how come villagers dont get fucking hunted down by bees when they shake trees imagine how hilarious it would be if you were just calmly watering flowers and in the distance you just see a villager running and a few seconds later
religiousmom: It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 “PUSH” screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid
hogwarts-express: Seriously, this was me in the theatre: “Harry James Potter, I did not stick with you for 7 books and 8 movies just to watch you defeat Voldemort and then fall off a cliff five seconds later, now GET THE FUCK DOWN” ^ THAT. THAT
allantruong: my friend started his oral presentation today by ripping up his notes and saying ‘i brought notes in today, but i’m not going to use them’ and everyone was so surprised a few seconds later he pulled out different notes in his pocket
sharktunarts: This actually happened in a game like months ago and I was the Pharah, saved our Mercy from a Mei and had a nice moment with her until i got headshotted by a Hanzo 2 seconds later I’ve had this sketched for months adlfjelkalds
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: i followed someone and like 2 seconds later they messaged me “are u sure” and honestly if that ain’t me………
roxas-and-xion:“I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.” [insp.]
novitiate2017: the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism
kingdomsaurushearts: Sora: *Naruto runs up cliffs and buildings*Donald and Goofy: *materialize next to him two seconds later*Sora: Hey now…
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™
Literally 15 minutes ago I passed by this man who I thought wanted spare change but instead he wanted a blanket. I said i dont have one and walked away. Couple seconds later i felt bad so i walked to Walgreens across the street and bought him one. Then i
iwishihadafather: this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
australian-government: herearetwoboops: So, three bottoms are sitting at a bar and the first bottom says, “I’m so loose, that my boyfriend can get his whole hand inside of me.” The second bottom laughs and says, “That’s nothing! I’m so loose
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