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Your husband and kids are at home waiting for you to get home and cook dinner, but you’ve got more important things going on, like your boss’s Alpha Cock buried in your holes.
This disrespectful muthafucka called my daughter ugly. Some wack ass wannabe rapper. Nigga if I ever see you I will kill you nigga. I would go to jail for my kids. She not a model and she said fucking 18. Rmtg that’s your name. I’m praying
A WORKING WIFE Your sweet wife Trudy told you that now that the kids were in school and daycare, she wanted to go back to work. You had mixed feelings about this and tried
Gather ‘around, kids. This is how we viewed gorgeous women with spectacular bustlines back in the day. Yep, magazines. You had to go into dicey stationary stores and magazine stands and reach for the titles that we so high up that you needed to
georgeyoureabetterfatherthanme: a-time-lord: notthehellyourwhales: oceanicblueeyes: Im posting this one more time before I go to bed. I am so close to deleting my Tumblr. All you kids care about is what is relevant to you. And your life. It takes
xxxfamilyfun: “Dad, I hate sneaking around on Mom like this,” I said.“Come on, kid,” said Dad. “You don’t want me to go cheat on her with some skank I meet at a bar do you?” I think I was enjoying this enough to
privatefamilytime: On Christmas Eve, when my sister came downstairs dressed very cutely - almost like a present - I kiddingly asked her, “Are you my present? Can I unwrap you?” Imagine my surprise when she grinned and said, “Sure, why not? Go for
itswalky: lunchbot1: ARCEE, YOU HAVE TO STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS. NO GIRLS ALLOWED ON OUR SPUR OF THE MOMENT VOYAGE TO DEEP SPACE THAT WE ARE APPARENTLY GOING TO MAKE WITHOUT A SPACESHIP. YOU WILL NEVER SEE US AGAIN. BYE. HEADMASTERS, EVERYBODY
what-the-hells-going-on: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS
Flex all you want wrestle kid, you’re going to get destroyed by the cheating Heels.
I get to see EMMURE today! I don’t really care if you like or dislike them. I’m not asking you to go but I’ll be singing every word and getting my mosh on. OHH Frankie. just kidding, mosh girls suck.
coelagirl: Grifter (Also you, too)==> LISTENA mix for Fiona because there are actually none.Black (Kari Kimmel)If I had ũ,000,000 (Barenaked Ladies)Black Sheep (Gin Wigmore)Maneater (Blue Eyed Blondes)You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid (The Offspring)Protagoni
impregfetish: “Uhhh, fuck! If you keep this up, you’re going to milk the cum right out of my balls” he groaned as his kids’ nanny worked her pussy onto him. “Perfect” she huffed, grinding her ass onto his cock “I finally
sissyboi21: sissifier2: Who am I kidding? We both know it’s going in your ass. And you know what? I bet you’re perfectly okay with that. Perfectly okay with that. Wouldn’t want it any other way In my ass then vack to my mouth please
Well we sure messed up your bed now didn’t we? You should probably change the sheets before your wife gets home. I’m so glad you hired me as your kids’ nanny, were going to have a lot of fun!
impregfetish: “Uhhh, fuck! If you keep this up, you’re going to milk the cum right out of my balls” he groaned as his kids’ nanny worked her pussy onto him. “Perfect” she huffed, grinding her ass onto his cock “I finally get one of your
refinedcaveman: I’m at that age. Many of my friends don’t want to hang out. Some have jealous boyfriends/girlfriends, others have kids to take care of, others just don’t go out to have fun because they think once you’re out of college you should
hellyeahoutlawqueen: #Bones #BoothBrennan #BonesSeason7 7x01 - The Memories in the Shallow Grave “Look Bones…I love you. Ok, that’s not rational. Us having a kid, that’s not rational. But, here we are” “You’re never going to be on your
thesavagegentleman: I screwed up badly raising you, so you are going to ive me new grandkids/kids that I can try again with
susiebeeca: What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother thought up that analogy on the spot. (Yes, I know I was a rather morbid little kid!) Remember, this doesn’t just go for families; no matter who you are, you’ll leave those holes
oni-boyfriend: cosmicpines: When everything’s going to shit but you’re on a kids show. You know she had a million curses in that big ass head she got
songilegaia: Can we take a moment to appreciate the dangerous lengths that Marco “Safe Kid” Diaz was willing to go to cheer up Star? Seriously even if you don’t ship these two you have to admit this was incredibly sweet.
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
theofficialpolice: just-cat: sad-white-girl: I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you” “why weren’t you at school today”
thaman2016: Hope you have a safe Halloween whether you be going to a party or taking the kids trick-or-treating. First we have Peg getting ready for Halloween. The only problem is putting on the mask. The second is the new flavor of the month, Wilhamena
the-ameriderp: Oh you kids and your crying at the newest SNK episode while the ones of us that have read the manga sit there going. Just you wait…it gets worse.
ollive-oil: glossiests: if you’re gay, you’ve almost definitely gone through/are going through an emo phase, an anime phase, a homestuck phase, a weird kids tv shows phase, or some combination of these four things. sorry, i dont make the rules.
bestpresidentna: bill-11b: Oh. My. Fuck. This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big
geekandmisandry: missfortune1977: Mark Hamill going to bat for his Space Kids is the only good internet content If you bullied her Luke Skywalker hates you.
marvel-menace: weequaypirates: iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark peter, standing
jen-iii: Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space,
derinthescarletpescatarian:trickstertime:lordsmaf:I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf?
deanisanactualprincess: carryonmy-assbutt: haymitchsemptybottle: unclefather: Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr dont go there OH GOD WHAT IS THAT that my friends is tumblr in 2012
hotwifeblodiegirl: milflover23: hotwifeblodiegirl: Gotten some requests for another pic of my tits. This morning I’m up early so I figured why not? 😈😈😈 You are heavenly !!!’ Oh you! Stop it….😘😘😘😘 (Just kidding keep going….hehehe)
somescrub: Go any lower from this point and you’ll soon enter the bowels of hell. Where you’ll meet loads and loads of illiterate idiots, egos as high as buildings, trolls, kids, elitists, forced opinions, misogynists, racists, hypocrites, attention
moriartys: skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i
