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deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8: thehikerslens: jaclcfrost: why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to
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mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just
treebrosofficial: evanhhansen: evanhhansen: how the fuck do yall eat brown sugar that shit just sucked all the moisture out of my mouth this is the WORST FEELING update: it was baking powder how…. did you think…. baking powder…… was brown……..
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
extrovertedpervert: God me and my best friend filmed the grossest thing ever A mince pie relates puke video…FUCK knows how you sick fucks eat that shit at Christmas but let’s just say we both have abs after violently puking up continuously 😷😷😷😷
ta3yeon:why is it that white ppl used to make fun of us during lunch for eating the food we grew up with and now all the suddenly it’s ‘hip’ and ‘cool’ to have on your instagrams and shit because it makes you ‘authentic’ and ‘unique’
thegingerbreadwitch:satan-is-not-natural:ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT Some feeders be like
skerples:kingsofcyberspace:prisonwithnobars:Donuts!galaxy doughnutsThis is some Steven Universe shit right here. For those moments when you want to eat the cosmos.
rage-quitter: i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this
dajo42: [wearing a fake leather jacket, eating ritz crackers out of the box, reclining in a casual position somewhere i shouldnt logically be able to access] im emotionally vulnerable as shit dude ill cry on any of you
theonewithallthefatguys: 0nigum0: shitposting-ffa: hooooo shit feeling up a big guy in the movie theater while he eats pop corn…..daaamn I love popcorn I also love popcorn. Do you share? Of course C:
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lilyliveredlittlerichboy: fatphobia affects thin people too you know, because it turns out that up to 40% of thin people have really poor metabolic health because they keep eating like shit and cus they’re not gaining weight they think they’re totes
mommylovescake: thenerdsaurus: It’s rough out there duck. Real rough “It’s a duck eat duck world, I tell you…” That cat has seen some shit. lol
wifeishot1: canitasteyoursex: seloff1: FOLLOW ME AND YOU’RE WELCOME😈😎 Fuucckk this shit is SEXY.!I need someone to eat me like this 🙈🙌🏾 👅 👅👅
gr8kingofhearts: iwastenocum: allyal714: I’m hungry can I eat that🤗🤗🤗 That’s @gr8kingofhearts while y'all blurring out tags and shit 👎🏾🙄 @iwastenocum thank you 😚
wannaplay3030: Reblog and comment if you would like to have sex with my wife she doesn’t believe me how many people would Shit I would love to fuck her for hours eat her asshole out and see how much of my magic stick she can take
blaqbullet: Hmmmm…you won’t eat that shit n look like that after 30 baby!
thisjustinn: gr8kingofhearts: iwastenocum: allyal714: I’m hungry can I eat that🤗🤗🤗 That’s @gr8kingofhearts while y'all blurring out tags and shit 👎🏾🙄 @iwastenocum thank you 😚 Niceeee
hentai-ass: This is so fucked up because they’re ruthless killers that actually play with and torture their food before they even eat it but then they do dumb shit like this and you just wanna give it a hug
slbcreations: propergoodlike: look at this shit eating grin. this man thinks he has posed an unanswerable question to evolutionary biologists that will shake the very foundation of the theory of evolution to its core when any 14-year-old can tell you
lmao… That ending look on the cats face…. “Mother fucker… after I spent all this time NOT eating you… this shit is ON… as soon as Im done staring at the wall…”
This is why you don’t eat spicy food…. one mistimed fart and bad shit happens…
So my girlfriend and I while we were eating, got curious over what we could find under the tag “nigger” here on tumblr. We found that for the most part, it was white people losing their shit over the word. My question to you is this. If the
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fileunderfire: multicolors: Do you ever finish eating something and feel like shit that wasn’t worth it, I could’ve spent my hunger on something far better often
the fuck you doing in my house, eating a big ass sandwich and shit
i dont like when people buy me food without my asking. i can feed my damn self.
gunblades replied to your post:radiopastel replied to your post:oh and like a…tf eddie why you always talking about your meat and corndogs?i want someone to volunteer to shop for me so i can stop eating like shit and live to see my 40th birthday.
snubull: 56nights: snubull: never eating taco bell before i sleep Dumbass dont kinkshame me youre going to shit yourself inside out you animal
segretecose:i literally wasn’t made to work sorry to the freaks who enjoy this grindset shit but you literally have psychological problems. i just want to sit and think and maybe talk and eat and drink
spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT ill eat as much fucking frosting as i want
iamjalisaelite: bbwfatfrog: das-fett-fiend:iamjalisaelite: that teddy i loveThe poor bitch who eats venomous snakes as a natural aphrodisiac, has got to sort her shit out. Wtf is this psychopath talking about?Stay off my posts you lunatic
satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
viinnttaaggee:Overthinking is no joke. That shit eats you up on the inside
butzer: I love my hot sexy wife @1sexywife209 can’t wait to eat you out ans fuck the shit out of u
datcatwhatcameback: frescaparty: someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts Eat it, conservative shits! And this is why Girl Scout cookies are amazing. You know, on top of being made
rasticore: why erika moen actin like you gotta explain kink like shit i want godzilla to sit on my face but i ain’t about to write a comic on the benefits of it and how everyone should eat kaiju ass
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thefairyglockmother: You think grizzly bears wake up from hibernation and think”man I should have a summer body by now?” No. They wake up, attack shit, eat, and do bear things. They’re kings and queens of the mother f****n wilderness. Similar to
derinthescarletpescatarian: if-the-moon-told-you-so:i know people complain about the “heavy violence set to an upbeat tune” trope being over done in media but my guy, i eat that shit UP. the utter joy that i experienced watching the iconic coffee
veggieblt: JUST GLUE YOUR CHARGER TO YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU SHIT EATING ASSWIPE THIS IS THE REAL DEAL
maturedadsandmen: holydilfbatman: “You’re not the only one who likes a little action down south, son.” I’m not sure what surprised me more… Walking into my bedroom to find Dad on his stomach, on my bed, giving me a cocky, shit-eating expression?
octobra: I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
earlgreytea68: mark-gaytits: imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn” and jesus just ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR
thesonicscrew: satan-is-not-natural: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT That last caption absolutely destroys me Every. Single. Time.
thinkwickeddreaming: unfortunatesalmon: sheetmetalsheep: “No.” “I’m going on an adventure!”“No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.”“mOOOMMMM” “I’m getting sick of your shit, Jimmy!”
hungary-hippos: wtfced: african-fairy: donnaseesalighthouse: cartelprincess: nigga wut He just ethered an alligator man polar bears can do this shit but i cant eat chicken? wheres a vegan, you better tell that bear hes an asshole or imma be pissed
thetattedstoner: Reason why I suck at cuddling…I get turned too easy ..while you trying to sleep I’d go on the covers and just start eating your pussy from the back and shit
nastyastheycome: Where are the women that play in and eat ass ? I’m with the shits, reblog if you are
eljackinton: arcadequeen: porrimsmaryam: sportsfemme-deactivated20170529: The Waste’s Gonna Eat You Up by lilibombe on DeviantART Holy fucking shit this is beautiful kill me now just look at them oh my god Cass and Veronica hello new ship OH.