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*Eats your pussy because I know all this school shit is stressing you out*
scatmaster: REBLOG IF: * You love the smell and taste of shit! * You dream of being a toilet for girls in ALL ages! * You think of shit more then 15 hours/day. * You are born to eat smear shit! YOU ARE A FILTHY PIG LIKE ME!
uselessfaggot: faggot, that’s what you call breakfast!? are you fucking kidding me? do you realy think I’d eat this shit? you better hurry up for some straight men breakfast, or I’ll beat the shit outta you! you’ll learn your lesson - either
saddestblogger: me: *taking an exam* please focu– my brain: u know how old people say shit like “you’re so cute I could just eat you up”???????? that is some WEIRD shit like..Martha wheres ya deviantart account at lmao me:
bigbootiejuicy: If you don’t eat ass like this shit here…then nigga you don’t eat ass.
safehaven2: Dude! Did you really just eat José?!Jacob was talking a lot of shit about how much he could eat and how he’d never get fat. So José told him to eat him and then he’d get fat or else he’d shut up. Next thing we know, Jacob has José’s
endface: endface: heyyyy im steven i made a bunch of shirts and shit with my art on them, you can buy them if you want, they pretty cool, and itd help me like, eat and have electricity and shit, which are things ive always been like a super huge fan
justcause69: bigbootygemini: jayright69: phelps1252:When asks if he can eat your girl….and you say ‘yeah’, if I can eat you Fuck yeah Bet!! I love this shyt!! 😍😍 Hell Yes I Like That Shit Now That Super Hot And Sexy Fuck Can I Jump
tha-mi-beo:bogleech: pretty real shit on this poster at our doctor’s office actually Image reads:Here is a simple rule, eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full. Eat many different foods. There are no “bad” foods.It’s not good for
inferiorfem: bishopmax: Slut, this bucket will be your single container, there you must pissing and shitting inside and you use it also to drinking and eating, you can clean it one time at week it is very grateful for being able to eat from a plate
0fficermako: bro… have you ever looked at your hands… like really looked at your hands…. do you ever wonder how the fire comes out……. dude. you think i could eat raw food and cook it in my stomach? holy shit, bro. holy shit. my hands are
jookyunltd:pearlmarley:lchupanibre:secretsunkept:pearlmarley:This is a PSA for anyone wanting to eat icicles..🤮 I feel like you shouldn’t need a meteorologist to tell you not to eat something from out-fucking-side She was really chompin that shit
scatmaster: REBLOG IF: * You love the smell and taste of shit! * You dream of being a toilet for girls in ALL ages! * You think of shit more then 15 hours/day. * You are born to eat smear shit! YOU ARE A FILTHY PIG LIKE ME! 💩❤️💩❤️🐷❤️🐽❤️💩👅
bbwfanatik707: jadeilynnsdirtydiary: badscatzone: nutzvieh:Fettsau bei der Mast Skinny, fat, short tall, to a scat fan all women are beautiful. It’s not how you look that matters, its how much shit you can eat! I love seeing a bbw covered in shit
nastyastheycome: Reblog if you with all the shits and you love to suck dick, eat ass, and eat pussy and you not afraid to say it ! Let your freak flag fly
tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: tentacleoracle: OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, IM EATING THE BEST MANGO so gud oh my God you guys need this shit oh LORD its so fresh in my throat! t his shit so good
ave-65: ohdwaynewayne: Eat the pussy so good she wanna run from the head but she can’t because you holding her by the thighs and she wasn’t ready for that shit. At all. Squirted all on yo face and shit. Shaking like a diabetic and shit. Tryna remember
You know what? fuck this fast and furious shit, ima go eat.
confusedtree: charlotteness: confusedtree: It’d be neat if someone invented waterproof breakfast food so I could eat in the shower Dude. It’s called fruit. What kinda punkass pet tortoise breakfast do you think I’m eating you son of a shit
Eat some gold that way you’ll always have expensive shit
jiahpleasechill: priestmahad: I also can’t stand people who grew up with money because they always be throwing food out like bitch if you don’t wrap that shit up and eat it later I’m gonna chin check you “I don’t eat leftovers” WELL BITCH,
steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE PEOPLE
surfacet0air-missile: marijuano: cnt fuck with u if you’re from florida for all i know u could be a zombie lemme tell you shawn, we’re all face eating zombies rebloggin yo shit. the shit that hit the news was a mistake, my nigguh had the munchies.
allmyaangst: yggsassil: mail-man: Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit. holy shIT you might say you were loki’d please no one eat
iwishihadafather: Here just eat some fucking sponch. Money problems? Eat this sponch. Parents don’t love you? Fucking sponch. Anal seepage? Just shove some sponch up your asshole you fucking piece of shit
bigbootiejuicy: “Aye I’m a different kind of bottom bitch. If you can’t twist my nipples when I’m sucking your dick, eat my pussy before slidin that shit in or smack my ass when we fuckin, I don’t want shit to do with you nigga. Give a fuck
thepicori: life hack: if you want to look like taylor swift just eat a lemon. an entire fucking lemon. just eat the fucking lemon you piece of shit.
cloudkickincrysis: When people actually do try and shit on you .. 😐👌🏾. When you think too much on shit and don’t realize people don’t care that much to even try so .. So eat a dick
monicalewinsky1996: dayman1204: monicalewinsky1996: how many abused women do you think have been called “crazy ex girlfriends”? About as many as there has been innocent nice guys called abusive ok no offense but eat shit and die
eat-prayy-queef: INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open. This shit is dope. No, you may not enter my room. This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to
Reblog if you eat pears n shit like that
fitinyourdreams: Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair?? Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin??Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes??Food or a nice body death??Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit
the ONLY time this shit is good is when you have a late night case of the munchies mmmmm
asvp-xx: fuck you & eat shit
peggedcuck: bryan-dean: karlisslut: eddrow88: htxstunna832: Eat that ass Such a sexy ass Reblog if you Wanna fuck the shit out of me when you see my ass What a hot edible ass. I would love to fuck the shit out of you.
fatfuckbitch: fatfuckbitch: Eating pussy is the most best thing that you can do. It’s healthy for a man,and good protien. Eating pussy , to a woman and you tearing that clit up, your honey shit she will think that she can fucking fly you hitting it
sweetkloud: grown-sexy68: gudchocolate21: trappedinmymind32: #breathless Where on earth is this women good lord now that’s how you eat a pussy.. I need mine ate like this ASAP shit I’m wet Damn where my female followers at that wouldn’t mind
i will never understand the logic of people who reblog art of characters or ships they hate just to comment on how much they hate it, despite knowing that the artist is going to see it, they’re literally telling to your face that what you drew is
spacetwinks:highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
coolcatgroup: Eat the fucking cheese you little shit head
mostlyvalid: thnksfrthpunkrock: hauntedmilk: “You’re wearing that band shirt??? Name fiVE OF THEIR SONGS” 1) i don’t care 2) eat shit 3) ur dumb as hell 4) suck my dick 5) fuck off at first i thought this was a list of songs by Fall
meechiemonroe: dadecountyfreak: 313darealbisexualfreak: i-lead-u-phollow: ilovebimen: phelps1252: When asks if he can eat your girl….and you say ‘yeah’, if I can eat you Fuck My kinda party Ooh Wee Nice Nice Need some shit like this
zilla308: steveholtvstheuniverse: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SNOWMAN YOU ARE GOING TO PULL THE LOLSORANDOM STUNT THAT EVERY FUCKING ANIMATED FEATURE HAS HAD FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS AND PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT UP BECAUSE
YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT EATING DISORDERS, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT NOT EATING, YOU DON’T JOKE ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT OKAY
odvunir: odvunir: odvunir: practical things to consider when choosing your set of dice for DnD: how painful they’ll be to shit out of your fragile butthole if you eat one of them in a fit of rage after a bad roll minimum impact ＭＡＸＩＭＵＭ
fluffmugger:weaver-z:Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy
Don’t shit where you eat.
tee-jm: Me: holy shit get your act together you gotta eat more Me: holy shit get your act together you gotta eat less
What I have to deal with everytime I eat
