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clarknokent: kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant
“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn’t see Clark [Gable] and Vivien [Leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned
fatfuckbitch: What!!!!….shit whether you are a man or woman eating pussy is natural. Their is not any woman out there that does not want her pussy and asshole eaten. I got’s to have it, me has to eat some kitty kat. Besides women are the best pussy
skinsftw: Sid: I’m in so much shit.Cassie: No you’re not. Sid: No? I mean, what would you do if everything’s so fucked up and you… you just don’t know what to do?Cassie: I’d stop eating until they take me to the hospital.
“He’s the top Alpha in the team. No one messes with him, otherwise he’ll humiliate you by beating the shit out of you! But, if he comes to you and demands you to suck his cock or eat his ass…You do it, no one refuses him.”
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
thegestianpoet: that’s right. eat a huge slab of wood. just fucking eat it. you piece of shit
neopetsuser: mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as
mazapanlesbian: mazapanlesbian: Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older,
strawberrygiorno:sabrina-png: cages-boxes-hunters-foxes: do you ever read about clean eating and intermittent fasting and cleanses and all that shit and just think about how good the wellness industry is as repackaging dangerous and disordered eating
dcboy32: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! I love eating his ass shit be good as fuck
mywifejody: Ustight ass! Man,that is so fucking hot! You know she looks even better from her front. I’d love to eat her out shit I eat that asshole!
femininebeauty: You lick a man’s asshole like a pig eats slop. Good job, you disgusting piece of shit. Be ready to drink piss too at any time. I hate having to get up in the middle of my movie. If you spill a drop on my couch I will slap you repeatedly
homerunsandhattricks: I think that everybody has that one hockey player who, immediately after they step onto the ice, you just break out into this huge shit-eating grin and you feel like dancing and you probably look like an idiot but you don’t even
it me. and i promise i dont have an erection, those jeans were just weird as fuck. for shits sake im eating a bowl of cereal. you cant bone and eat cereal at the same time. its impossible
rubbyrubbishbin: diarrheaheartfailure: fiztheancient: lmfao “I CAN’T AFFORD TO TIP BUT I CAN AFFORD TO GO OUT TO EAT” is some of the stupidest fucking shit ive heard. eating out in general is way more expensive than cooking at home, so if you
rapldashing: this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED i used to eat this shit all the time when i was a kid and i still eat it once and a while i think i still got some somewhere
chinesehotwife44: 9chocolate: tastemypink: your-pussy-filler: meatgod: sharesejenaywilliams: This shit looks amazing 😍 Absolutely beautiful, meatGod approved Treat it and eat it I need you to eat everything girl😏 Damn! Wonderful
chodetown: best ass in midorijima + best ass eater in midorijima lot of reqs for this one lmao like i wasn’t going to do it on my own anyway
buuthepowerfull: Just look at that shit eating grin on Harley’s face. She knows shit even parents don’t think of. I love you Harley!
sluttyboymad: Eat it up or you’ll be only eating nothing by shit
trebled-negrita-princess: old-school-shit: cleophatracominatya: ereri-yaoi-lover: eat-me-out-oppa: Damn People will never be satisfied… So you should do whatever makes you happy. Wear whatever you want and however much of it you want. well that
awkwardassbitch: “STOP EATING YOU FAT FUCK LITTLE SHIT” EAT MY ASS BOO 🍫🍴😘
keirahagai: you knew you had no chance and you voted third party anyways for your fake moral conscience protest vote and you can eat my fucking shit
fagflow: kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant
strivingking: validx2: You ever had somebody say some unrealistic nasty shit to you they be like “I want you to fuck me on a rollercoaster going backwards eating cotton candy” like bitch you know I can’t do that
we-all-eat-death: dinuguan: that is the whitest shit ever you are at the zoo and STILL asking for the manager for some shit that doesn’t need the manager
la-diablareina: Ok but I came a lot tonight and I feel disgusting 😕😕😕😔 Gonna go cry and find something to eat sweetsouthernsexploits well, if you mean that you, too, feel like a disgusting piece of shit after you masturbate, causing you
thefemalecuntainer3: germanfuckmeatfactory4: treatthemlikewhores: Eat my dirty ass, you stupid whores. Shit paper is out…do your fucking job. To be honest there ARE shit paper, but I’m very concerned about environmental issues, so… and here
p0isone: find someone who will bite your neck and make you scream and then afterwards hand you a beer and eat pizza with you in bed. i think that’s what matters. someone you can hangout with after making your body shake. that’s the shit right
bad-dominicana: I hate cooking so if I make you food, I love you. And you better eat it, coño, or you never gettin shit again.
nietzsche-eat-your-heart-out: fuckyeahsnackables:dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dearbisexual:dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works…………………..
Jay: You’re not going to eat, bro?Hep: No, I just took a fat ass shit.Jay: Oh, Gross! …I don’t need to hear that when I’m eating, Bitch!
thinhopes: those who talk shit about people with eating disorders will always be the first to congratulate you when they notice that you lost weight and trash you when you gain some.
hairy-daddy: filthpig69: li-ny2013-bir: ,.graphic and decedent/ dark skin male sizzles. EATING smelly shit from a HAIRY male ass, a BONER! Best toilet in town. Fuck need one like you for these fat logs that’s come out my ass. Oscar eats Guillermo’s
whatthatpussylike: keepcalmeatpussy: REBLOG IF YOU LOVE EATING PUSSY!! Eat that shit!
masterdarbster:boycie:I fucked the sandnigger monkey-prophet Mohammed in the ass and then took a shit on his fukkin Koran.Hope you made him eat his shit-covered Koran, Soldier.
gothgirl: people that make fun of vegetarians/vegans for standing up for animals rights make me gag. if that is what helps you sleep at night, go ahead, but damn you are a shit person. i don’t tell you not to eat meat, i am just informing you that
stephanie-mason-my-hotwife: If you’re one of those people that’ll jack your dick to this shit then point your judgemental hypocritical finger when your bitchy deprived wife finds out, you can go eat a shit taco. If not, enjoy motherfuckers!
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Don’t get near these hip-hop heads they’ll ruin your day You can be chillin’ eating a donut and one of em will run up to you slap that shit out ya hand and yell at you talkin bout YOU DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO J. DILLA Haha Rest In Beats Dilla🍩
If you’re a loyal friend I’ll take you on shopping sprees & out to eat, & buy you alcohol & just do all this lovely shit for you. So don’t fuck me over 😇
mazapanlesbian:Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still