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kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard
allwomenarebeautifulblog: Why are you not making eye contact with me?
Before I begin, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for not realizing sooner that you are bloody attractive and basically the personification of sex. I don’t know why it took me so long to realize this, but now that I do, I regret my
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
mama-germany: No Tumblr, I am not going to become enraged over everything you tell me I should be enraged by. This kind of attitude is precisely why I am actively becoming more and more apathetic with each story that comes by. I might have cared
forever-not-knowing-why: those days where every single thing fucking pisses you off
terminusantequem: Liu Wei (Chinese, b. 1965), YOU LIKE ME, WHY NOT SERIES, 1996. Oil on canvas, 30 x 40 cm
captain-bumble: ibadbitch: avonsdirection: ibadbitch: Stop fake loving fat girls!!! Stop calling girls fat!!! Bitch we fat! What else do you want me to call them? Why are y'all so afraid of that word? Fat is not a slur, a curse or a misjudgment.
gottalovethemfandoms: My reaction to the latest teen wolf episode:Me: YAY IT’S BACK! Wait what, oh it’s fine babies got dis, why you being mean to baby, oh god what, WAIT ,WHATT?!?!?!!?! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS
yourplayersaidwhat: ““He’s a Smart Boy, he’s just not a smart boy, you know?”” — Me, explaining why my Wizard is +3 INT and -2 WIS.
rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard @sft425
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
neptitudeplus: “I don’t get it,” she asks her lover. “My boobs are small and I’m not from Georgia, so why do you call me ‘Peaches’?” (via shapeslovers.tumblr.com)
vixen-blog: Knock knock. Who’s there? Me again. Still wondering why you’re not naked.
i love how whenever i express having a certain displeasure towards something there is always someone who has this “you’re not allowed to dislike things” attitude towards me like i’m only allowed to like and dislike what other
biscaboo-deactivated20221221:Who changed the clocks? Not me, I’m awake & shouldn’t be - why can’t they leave time alone? Sunday you wench let’s begin …..
akitron: ihavechortles: novazembla: tastiejam: justanothercomicgeek: Diana: What’s wrong, little one?Girl: They won’t let me play pirates with them.Diana: And why not?Girl: Because, I’m the girl and they need someone to save. It’s okay,
sheldony: Sheldon: I sense that’s not sincere, although I have no idea why. pretty much me trying to explain to my family y we should celebrate Festivus instead…or Newton-mas Newton was awesome!!! Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
hotlipsandtits: Why are you not following me??
caresseattack: kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
artemispanthar: I keep seeing people sympathize with Peridot’s “Why won’t you just leave me alone?” and saying the Gems were overly harsh in capturing her, in a way that completely disregards the fact that she kidnapped a child from his bed
yourbadgrrl: I know this is how you imagine me, Father. Why not let it happen?
rpmemesfam: ♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS. “ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
Go on anon and write what you like or dislike about me
captainpixie: maymaisiemae: magicallyalexa: Disney Characters and Little Characters Disney Moments (not my photos) NO NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS CUTENESS SOOOO adorable!
hbeez1-deactivated20220216:And why the fuck are you not following me HERE yet?
sedulous-sub:There is no reason why your dom(me) can’t have cute pet names too. Stop taking yourselves so seriously and thinking you have to be constantly dark and brooding. It is not disrespectful to a dynamic to have fun and it doesn’t
gaychubbykid: bigbearnchaser: beautifulchubs: gayflixpix: Threesome Chubs www.gayflixpix.tumblr.com That leg thing he does has made me cum over and over anytime I watch that video Stumbled across ourselves again and figured “Eh, why not reblog
bigbearnchaser: beautifulchubs: gayflixpix: Threesome Chubs www.gayflixpix.tumblr.com That leg thing he does has made me cum over and over anytime I watch that video Stumbled across ourselves again and figured “Eh, why not reblog it?” Enjoy.
jcub91: jcub91: Me and my boo Cause why not
hoverrover: I think, no need to explain why am I drew this pony in this day. braeburned is one of those artists, who inspired me to start drawing a pony pоrn (although a bit late). Happy Birthday and thanks you! Oh my gosh!!! I’ve admired your
