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“Grandpa, why are you telling me that you’re not interested in fucking me? I know you’re lying since I can feel your hard cock!â€
mevima: @porntendo perhaps you can explain why this one-second glimpse of this romantic candle-lit sandwich is inserted in the middle of the porn segment of The Drifter? This sandwich is not sexy. XD Dude, that cut cracks me up every time I see it.
nekkid-me: These photos were taken by the most amazing photographer (not me obvs) - I just love the detail in them. That’s her cum on my cock btw - which is why it’s so shiny! (Hello if you’re reading.) XX Hot cock
the winning rebloggers are as follows: PRIZE A (the one with all the candy): sscagnetti PRIZE B (sfw sketch postcard of a homestuck character or your OC): the-damnedest-creature lordskelezeron @wrenchwiitch (it’s not letting me tag you and i don&rsq
that moment when you’re not even on your period yet but you get horrible as fuck cramps causing you to go into the fetal position and curse at every living thing in the world while waiting for the pain to pass….
rainfeltcd: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED The cute, I can’t even….
note-a-bear: cyrilslady: buzzfeedrewind: Things You Forgot You Used To Do I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down. Why you gotta hurt me like this
silverdrarry: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name reblog with your middle name in the tags
damianmcgintleman:why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic
fallenfawnn:send me a hot scenario and I will rate it ♡ HATE | No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | F*CK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
lavelle1215: pilotnextdoor: sobeitjay: corbeezyyy: bboyplankton: dickprintbandit: langstonb: Dawg i’m going back to sleep 😭😭😭 “So we really not going to get food?” “So you tellin me you ate already? ” “Why was you Dming
bakerstreetbabes: blackdove66: thoroughlysherlocked: hippity-hoppity-brigade: trueamericanenglish: #molly hooper is the best companion #she wouldn’t even run off “Molly, why are you still here?” “You… you told me not to wander off.”
geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!
helplesslyregressed: Why, that is a little accident! How silly of you! Well, I’m not going to stop locking the bathroom door when you annoy me, roomie, so you’re just going to have to stop needing the toilet. I know just the thing to make that
thespectacularspider-girl: clextra: thatscorpionbitch: tangarang: vinegod: A dog person by not even emily person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF????person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person”person 1: …… man you’re
incestmommy: I know you told me you were fertile, that’s why daddy could not help but blow his load up into you.
alexis-likes-jellyfish: spicy-vagina-tacos:“Idk why you love yourself because I don’t find you physically attractive” You not seeing me as pretty doesn’t change the fact that I’m fucking gorgeous.
pumpkinmcqueen: jnc-ink: Everybody who is criticizing the “rioting” that is happening in Baltimore and other parts of the country. You tell me. How peaceful will you be when it’s your family? Were the police being peaceful? Why are you not telling
goodroughguy: When you let me fuck you in the ass on my birthday, I couldn’t think how I would ever repay you. Then I thought, why not return the favor? Happy birthday, dear
lostin-erised: themarchrabbit: altrutix: thismissatomicbomb: I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
imnotyamommaimyameemaw: lookthroughmylookingglass: * A man who lusts after me and doesn’t respect me* Him: So why are you single? Me: Because I’m desired but not valued. I’m constantly battling men from seeing my outside appearance as the end
felkinamk2: “Mmm well hello again Adam… you seem much more needy in my ways this time… requesting that I your mistress use this magical futa cock to give you a taste of the wonderful fucking you gave me… why not start as I would… on your knees
simplypaigeee: “You got me paralyzed and I think I like it Caught me by surprise, I’m not usually like this, no Got me paralyzed, I don’t think I can fight it Why does it feel so right? Let’s keep this goin’ all night….” ❤
The worst part of being single for me isn’t being alone or not having someone to have sex with, its all the annoying dudes that constantly hit you up. You have to politely make up some reason why you’d rather sit home with a gallon of ice
megandmrbig: theboythatlovesgeekgirls: megandmrbig: Me too :( Awe baby There’d only be one reason why you’re not desperate for it after a week, Bob. That’d better not be the case :( Lol paranoid much baby?
shiny-kit-syndrome: AR Selfie. Just to clarify. This is not me. Bad title choice. I’m a guy. I could not figure out at first why people were saying wow you’re hot.
hippity-hoppity-brigade: trueamericanenglish: #molly hooper is the best companion #she wouldn’t even run off “Molly, why are you still here?” “You… you told me not to wander off.” “Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them
sprinkleofgraceffaa:tumblr staff why the fuck would you swap the ‘post’ button and the ‘close’ button around??? do you not want me to make posts??? i’m always clicking the wrong one??? fuck you??? 🙇
: Rachel: You lent me Monica’s earrings? I am not allowed to borrow her stuff!Phoebe: Why not?Rachel: Because I lose her stuff!
whaddup hi im anis from malaysia i wanna be in the misfittoyspg bc: im funny friendly im not terrible at html i will give you free cake we can tinychat woo my blog is fab like why wont you pick me hahaha lol just joking ill get really sad if you dont
tlcrmtphotography: “Now you understandJust why my head’s not bowed.I don’t shout or jump aboutOr have to talk real loud.When you see me passingIt ought to make you proud.I say,It’s in the click of my heels,The bend of my hair,the palm of my
tsud123: lavish: miss-love: probablyhellagay: cool-hey-im-alex: not-lost-just—undiscovered: surffboardt: gaypornpop: you will never be this good. EVER. but why not me Omg yasssss. This is amazing holy fuck If I could pick one ability
Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom… and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked? Ichabod Crane: No… but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina. Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that? Ichabod
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
lapidont: tangarang: vinegod: A dog person by not even emily person 1: why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF????person 2: on our first date i said i was a “dog person”person 1: …… man you’re right…. @machomachonacho
eyeslikeraine: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED This is solo fucking cute omfg
deliciae-delectae: divinebliss2: imishmish: “Please. Sir, no more. I can’t take anymore.”“Why not, slut?”“I can’t, Sir, it hurts.”“Didn’t you tell me earlier, slut that you needed to cum tonight. That you couldn’t be denied
rutilism: meatswitch: sailorbrazil: feeling myself reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself
tacobelltylerr: certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home It was not okay for you to make me cry like this I hate you
I miss you! <\3 on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/78824215/via/Bellamv
mazerly replied to your post:*rests chin on hands* so you’re kagepro now huh? the danchou is a perfectly good reason and she may or may not have been why i got into it i feel it
art-of-submission: “Please. Sir, no more. I can’t take anymore.”“Why not, slut?”“I can’t, Sir, it hurts.”“Didn’t you tell me earlier, slut that you needed to cum tonight. That you couldn’t be denied anymore.”“Ohhh ohhh,
vampireopossum:deathgasmic:“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK Send me a dick pic and imma block your gross ass
Someone just messaged me LITERALLY telling me that they are “pleasantly surprised” by my mentality and the way I hold myself because they thought I had “a body, not a brain.” WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT???
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