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submissivefeminist: There are several points I want to make here. When people ask me how I am via fanmail and I don’t know them, I usually delete the message. Some people get really upset when I do this, but I assure you this is why. Do not fucking
remixcub: trekupmysleeve: jcgreen72: redditfront: Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again… sarcasm shark Sharkasm This shark is just not having any of your shit today. Why is this shark so mad? @dommebadwolff23
lilpuppysdoghouse replied to your post: CHEST HAIR!! Yeah why you shaved your beard but not your chest hair hmmm answer me my beard get in the way of things that includes skin-care products
abdullahqutbedden: mama-germany: No Tumblr, I am not going to become enraged over everything you tell me I should be enraged by. This kind of attitude is precisely why I am actively becoming more and more apathetic with each story that comes by. I
laughingmanfakes: Emma Watson by Lone WolfA great example of why you should have your name on your watermark, not just an image. Took me ages to find out this fakers name.
hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground? you just kind of… open ur arms
antzinyopants: why you wanna tie me down? My black skin not built to be tamed 🌺
shesawhiskeylover: kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂
kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard
ladiee3dmel: kaybekilla: jasmineyeee: This made me smile :) LMAO sooo not true . Lies. Why you lie to much?
Fuck it. If the ship sinks you can find me here. Not the most active but that might change 🤷🏻♀️
bonchat: Everyone on my dash is so beautiful rn I can’t deal
eliaes: bromancing-the-stone: simon-not-so-innocent: bromancing-the-stone: Back day That hair with your tan 😍 why you do this to me. 😘😘 I miss my white hair too :( i love this look kevin
boysmakegreatpets: “Why are you not hard for me, bitch boy?”
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
notclickbait: notclickbait: im so stupid for even submitting this the other applicant is directly qualified meanwhile i can only offer “skill” not experience ughhhh why do you continue to reblog personal posts that have no relevance to literally
kitfisto: acoolguy: kitfisto:im a thousand year old. its why im so wise and interesting can you sneak me into the new wallace and gromit movie? Yes but i choose not to bc i don’t like wallace and gromit
thoughtfulfuri:omnipotentoverlord: laropasucia: biggaybunny: onlinegf: why did my neighbors name their wifi network this what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this Oh the fun you can have with network naming…
key-baes: Sometimes I think about sad thingsLea and Isa sneaking into the castle for fun, daring each other to go further every time. Lea and Isa eventually being caught - but this time they’re not thrown out the back door - this time they’re taken
camalilium: inverted-typo: camalilium: reasons not to be friends with @inverted-typo 1. THIS nah this is a perfect reason why you should be friends with me reblog to defeat inverted-typo
faustisse: Posting it up all by itself; because why not? Drew this in response to this post! Hope you guys enjoy… 50′s… paisley Flowey. :^)
kakimari: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I’m moving house!!!! <3 my shop is open again, but I will not be able to guarantee shipping until the 16th. By then all my new things will be up! If you’d like an update on anything regarding commissions, where I’m
vine: When you try not to be cool
I want to _____ you.
kngshxt: henny-de-gallo: jaewons-gf: superfreaks69: ghettablasta: especially if a Black woman does it Yeah white women are worthless and cannot help a man realize his worth. 😑 ^you said it not me lol basically why would u play yourself like
putabitchtranny: this is why you love to come and visit me when my wife, your sister, is not here, isnt bitch? —-Yes SR, yes! Esto es por lo que te encanta visitarme cuando mi esposa, tu hermana, no esta aqui verdad puta? —-Si SR, si mi amo!
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
maymaisiemae: magicallyalexa: Disney Characters and Little Characters Disney Moments (not my photos) NO NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS CUTENESS
bulkingstud: kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard I can’t breathe!!
wet-monsoon: Why do gf/su fans feel the need to yell about how an episode is ““filler”” if it’s not completely dedicated to plot, like you guys do understand how draining it would be if it was constant exposition instead of fun stuff in between
blame-my-muses: ifeelbetterer: the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW. I will never
almosttoast: So guys, we did it! We’ve reached 250.000 10.000 subscribers. Seriously, thank you! Not sure how or why this happened but ok. This blog is now a year old btw! So, me and @mauwmauw5-0 made a new video together. It’s short. It’s nothing
myhotsluts: Why are you not (f)ucking me right now?
my roommate asked me why i watch cycling so i made this and i'm not sorry
torontopup: allbecauseoftheboys: kris1919: men-toys: A message from @kris1919 😏 “Why did you give me this?” Bert asked, giggling.“I thought it was fitting,” his man, Drew, replied.“But I’m not naughty. I’m a good boy. I’ve stayed
littlelaneykink: “Tell me why you have to wear the cuffs, pumpkin.” She shakes her head. She never likes this part. Doesn’t matter that she’s never won the battle and *not* had to say it, but still she feels compelled to try. To buy herself
kalossthenos: haveigonetoofar: citymod: gets me every damn time regardless of your opinion on Lady Gaga and her music. This is pretty amazing shes achieving her dream. Not a lady Gaga fan; but this is a GREAT reminder of why you should write out
mesjogge:These are My curves…. So why don’t you follow me? (Remember it is not nice to steal photo’s!) mesjogge.tumblr.com
geohunter84: Hubby, why have you not bought me this dres?!’
greelin: why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
hey188869: This is why girls take so long in the shower(not me) reblog and heart this if you want to see more.
everybitalady: Do not tell a girl to wear less make up or that “if she wore less make up she’d be pretty” or “she wears way too much makeup”. and I don’t need to explain why you shouldn’t say that because THIS PICTURE DOES IT FOR ME.
“Yes, it’s true, Mr. Crude. I went into porn so I could pay for my tuition, textbooks and stuff. And I recently found out I’d get paid extra for doing anal, and now that I’ve done it, I thought, why not let you do me anally and get my ‘A’
spicychimney: why is it that when someone tells you to chill out the brain’s most immediate response is generally 1. i was chill 2. but now i’m not
alleria-blackwall: queenfutaslut: alleria-blackwall: queenfutaslut: alleria-blackwall: hornygirl369: videogirlobs: hey188869: This is why girls take so long in the shower(not me) reblog and heart this if you want to see more. Wow This is so
glitterslutblog: “I love it when you call me a good girl, cause we both know I’m not.” — Glitter Slut That’s why I do it 😏