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leviaquin: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are lovers and that’s why Paper beats
bustysister: “So Mom and Dad are getting here two days later, who cares? You’ve always been such a worrier. Why don’t you just relax and have fun. We could pretend we’re a couple or something. C’mon, we’re in a different country, it’ll
animalstalkinginallcaps: IT’S COOL. IT WAS ONLY MY 30TH BIRTHDAY. WHY WOULD ANYONE SHOW UP? I’M JUST GOING TO PUT ON ADELE AND PRETEND TO CHASE ALL THE ANTS ON THIS DUVET MY GRANDMA SENT ME. MAYBE LATER I’LL DRINK THE CABERNET I BOUGHT MYSELF AND
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
joyceanfartboner: why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened
confessions-of-a-black-barbie: pussyqueen12: Message me to play 🍆💦👅 SO TELL ME WHY THIS BITCH IS PRETENDING TO BE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
reproducktive: curly-hairedprincess: chessieness: carrispen: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Someone made me a cartoon. Epic. This is honestly me why is this me 💀 livinginmyownweirdworld I miss you so much
bustysister: It just started happening that my little brother would stare at my chest without trying to hide it any more. And I’m not sure why, but I let him. It was this weird unspoken thing. I would let him leer at me and I would pretend not to notice
fictionalphina:honestly why is it so hard to find people who understand you mentally? Ive already given up on pretending to engage in conversation i don’t care about. i will just zone out in front of you.
playbunny: psa, never compare artists and their works to another artist’s Reblogging this off myself because people are asking why isn’t this a good thing. Pretend that you drew something all on your own, it probably took your hours or even
imagine-all-the-people:Critical race theory: what is it?The truth is never easy. That doesn’t mean we put our heads in the sand and pretend it didn’t exist, or because it’s ugly make up some bullshit reasons why we shouldn’t teach the truth to
jaegerdog: It’s back to work and why not pretend you’re at the office and seduce him in his home office in that pencil skirt and tight blouse …
uhmmyeahh: why is she trying to play pretend like she’s not pregnant. STAY YO ASS IN THE HOUSE BITCH!
jamakin-mecrazy: johnniewaswolf: I can’t stand bait blogs. You know, the ones run by gay dudes who pretend to be women to get pictures from other guys and then post them online? Usually faces and all. That is not okay. Why does no one talk about
broswithoutclothes: When he ask’s why we’re naked, pretend you don’t know what he’s talking about.
cactuseeds: “You can put any face behind a mask, but be careful.”“Why?”“Because someone else might be pretending.”Skins, Volume 2, Episode 8
spaceplantz: fictionalphina:honestly why is it so hard to find people who understand you mentally? Ive already given up on pretending to engage in conversation i don’t care about. i will just zone out in front of you. Literally me
celestialsadgirl: muvaearth: I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura THE REALEST SHIT Me 🙁
notebelow: So reflective of being gay. On one hand, it’s not always a visible difference, and you can get away with pretending your not, but on the other why should anyone feel like they have to?
askun: this is funny & true, why do animals do this . . . i have fucked more guys and a girl who had pets that refused to move - just sat there pretending noting was up until we finished . . . then they always go back to being normal . .
cuckqueanwhitegirl: ingtld: Her boyfriend is one of the reasons why you want her so badly. I love when Asian girls approach like this pretending they don’t know I have a boyfriend or being subtle and asking if the man they often see me with is single.
misplacedland-deactivated201806: Sam: Why do you always use binoculars? Suzy: It helps me see things closer. Even if they’re not very far away. I pretend it’s my magic power. Sam: That sounds like poetry. Poems don’t always have to rhyme, you know.
daddysnaughtythings:Why do you cum so hard, little kitten, when daddy pretends that he’s raping you?
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
kaliforhnia: It sucks how the people i used to be friends have completely forgotten about me, no saying bye at all, no telling me why they don’t wanna friends with me anymore must be nice to completely shut off your feelings and pretend i never existed.
grounderbellamy: why are people so surprised when celebrities say problematic things? how many problematic things do you say in a single week? please stop pretending celebrities are flawless celestial deities. it is a form of dehumanization.
bogleech: Why do they even still put sex scenes in movies? Does anybody actually care? Does anybody actually go into a movie eager for the narrative to grind to a halt for a couple minutes of some milquetoast sweaty groping and pretend moans under a
hairylegsclub: Shaving is a choice, but has somehow become the norm. Whether or not I have hair on my legs shouldn’t affect social acceptability. Why should I pretend to be something I’m not? When societal standards are based on falsehood, things
celestialsadgirl: muvaearth: I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura THE REALEST SHIT
weight-a-second: slim-and-svelte: coffee-and-yoga: I needed help with my motivation this morning. This is why I keep him around. reblogging again because yeah I’m gonna pretend this is the Matt Smith.
littlesqueal: AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GOES ON AND WHAT IS SAID BEHIND CLOSE DOORS? SO WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TO PRETEND AND ASSUME THEY’RE APART OF PEOPLES LIVES THAT THEY LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?? PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE. PEOPLE
Well this is awkward. Why are you pretending to be me.
lapisofficial: why do people pretend that human au lapis is a cheerleader when she’s obviously the emo drama kid who took a week off school after my chemical romance broke up
let-us-just-pretend: Why you are my only burden? and i’m your last concern?
umwelli’m just gonna…hide under my blanket now
If dreams can't come true, then why not pretend
your-pain-and-pleasure-world:thatonedumbwhore:worshipi hate feet. i always have, i think they’re gross. that’s why i love when a Man forces me to kneel before Him and worship His feet or shoes, making me pretend like it’s the most enjoyable thing
iamchamberly: My fucking head is going to explode. “Native American” names? Why don’t you just label the entire month of November as “promote racial stereotypes and underlying mysticism” month and stop pretending any of this shit is
mischief-unmanag3d: “Our long bygone burdens, mere echoes of the spring, But where have we come, and where shall we end? If dreams can’t come true, then why not pretend?”Wirt | Photographer
the-milk-eyed-monster: disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.
