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perfectly-horrid: ilovegothgirls: Introducing thirteena-gravesPhoto: LCF Photography Don’t do this shit. Don’t pretend you’re the OP by deleting my username, you fucking leech.Also, I don’t want my pictures in you objectifying blog. Why can’t
thehornyhijabi: Here’s something(s) to hold you guys over till I answer your questions come morning. We can pretend that’s why I’m posting these, and not because I’m a stupid sand slut who loves showing you guys my tits. 🙈
class-struggle-anarchism: The “why are you interested in working at this company” question is one I particularly loathe, you’re meant to talk about how attractive a company it is… it’s like, ‘let’s just pretend that you could have had a
royalblackpirate: iamchamberly: My fucking head is going to explode. “Native American” names? Why don’t you just label the entire month of November as “promote racial stereotypes and underlying mysticism” month and stop pretending
onlyblackgirl:dynastylnoire:blkjuly-fridaynights:Fuck outta hereblack folks are multilingual. this idea that we cannot or are not eloquent for choosing to speak aave is racist as hellAnd why people pretend like they can’t understand. nothing in that
trebled-negrita-princess: gayp0c: Why do white people feel like they’re doing you a favor by not being racist because pretending to be something else takes a lot out of you.
tracysactivism: thehighpriestofreverseracism: I’m fucking DEAD Why we need to always remember that trolls are out here stealing photos and pretending to be black.
timholtorf: thecouscousqueen: justplainsomething: the-thorster: prettybluescarf: Ten Chick Flick Cliches Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this??? NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending
the-milk-eyed-monster: disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.
majalistic: She watched him, pretending like he hadn’t seen her, like he didn’t know she was there, like he didn’t know what street he was on or why he was there. She watched him check his phone, check his pockets, check his hair in his reflection
thickprdick:“Dude, stop pretending you’ve never been cunted. My rod slipped right in. Besides I met Tony in the showers and told me that he just filled your jock-puss Why else do you think I showed up to your dorm only wearing a towel? BTW, the team
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars:lasthopeforhumanity56: I guess this is my first post :D lasthopeforhumanity56 Fuck you, blow job! 😝 Why does it seem like you’re pretending to be me? I’ve got friends everywhere. (Ahem, ohjezebel 😘) Don’t steal
Ah, there he is. My son, the posturing coward. Why are you still pretending you are one of them? Flesh is weak. Flesh is arrogant. And flesh dies.
jinglebellcastiel: sometimes i like to pretend the passing conversation is sans and papyrus and then i get sad lmao i hate the murder run(but damn do i love angst)(also click for better quality idk why tumblr does this nonsense honestly)on redbubble ;3;
artisticedmess: i wonder if the therapist know all this words,i bet they don’t but we do.That’s why I feel like they can not help us properly,because they pretend to have all the explanations just because they studied that,belive me one thing is
nekosmuse: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are lovers and that’s why Paper beats
reproducktive:curly-hairedprincess: chessieness: carrispen: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Someone made me a cartoon. Epic. This is honestly me why is this me 💀 livinginmyownweirdworld I miss you so much
mommybear98: Why can’t someone just tell me its nap time and give me a paci so I can stop pretending to adult….
sweet-mature-pussy: Mum could never understand why I loved her coming into my room to get me up… I would pretend to be asleep just to get her to come in and wake me up…my cock would be rock had in seconds….COME ON MY LAD…ITS TIME YOU WERE UP……I’ll
radical-as-fuhk: pls stop pretending dan and phil arent flat af omg they have n o a s s why yall lyin talkin bout “dans ass tho” bITCH WH E R E
jessep-nkman: You know what really annoys me when people you’ve only had like three conversations ever with pretends to care Leave me alone you just want to know why we broke up
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
onlyblackgirl: dynastylnoire:blkjuly-fridaynights:Fuck outta hereblack folks are multilingual. this idea that we cannot or are not eloquent for choosing to speak aave is racist as hell And why people pretend like they can’t understand. nothing in
slutsneverdie: so relevant This was my day at work today. Why do people always come to me with their problems? I only pretend to care.
jcoleknowsbest: howtobeterrell: capturingherthoughts: Some white people are just so damn crazy…. they like to pretend to be “scared” of us but the shit SOME of them do/say on a regular basis is horrible!!!!!! this why no one trusts you white
aurrous: A question for people who pretend coconut water tastes good: why? Coconut water is so good though….
I don’t know why I pretend I don’t love fall out boy
necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the word then guys.
danbgruchy: but really why isn’t miles some of your guys’s favorite rt member i mean lookit him he’s a big dork who loves pretending to be bane and drew a friggin penis on burnie’s white board and he loves legos and he’s the best/colest
anxietyparty: babywhatbaby: staff: Happy Halloween! if you’re pretending to be Facebook why are you eliminating all of our methods of communication Remember that post where tumblr asked what they should be for Halloween and someone said “a functional
infernalorchestrina: disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.
lordbear1: thegrizzler: flexery: *pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid* Same Why the fuck did I read this!!!
prokopetz: I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the
warmbooze: traumatizedterezi: the cask of amontillado becoming a meme is actually incredibly fucking bizarre and out of left field but like. the only other current meme is killer clowns so i don’t know why i ever pretend like i know where meme culture
magicalmuslimunicorn: why make jokes about rape and be homophobic while playing call of duty when you can pretend your whole platoon is homo and you have to fight to protect your boyfriend i mean come on
charlubby: just pretend that ron went back to hogwarts to finish seventh year and that’s why they’re both in unifom
irisfuckdoll: But I want you to be a part of it too! Why don’t you pretend to be a stranger and join them in gangbanging me!
mattyhealygifs: “Well, that whole ‘I don’t give a shit’ thing has never really gone far with me. It’s why indie is my most hated [music] scene — a scene where you pretend you don’t care in order to not get judged on how bad you are as
niiliz: “I want a blaze of light to flame in me forever in a timeless, dear love of everything. And why should I pretend to want anything else?” — Jack Kerouac, Windblown World (via wnq-writers)
elnerdo19:Why does Daniel Montoya have to be so freaking gorgeous???? And don’t EVEN get me started on the HOT-AS-F**K videos he and his boyfriend make!!!!!!! Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about!!!! 😅🔥👬💪🏼
jaynelovesdick: sissyfagrachelreborn: femboylucycrow: working with my pussy :) How I get off now :) it is the best way to get “off”it is far more orgasmic than anything you ever felt pretending to be a guyand do you know why?because you have
thedougmeister: Why am I the only one that notices when girls do this? You have a bum, that’s enough for guys. You don’t need to go pulling it to pretend you have a ghetto booty. Bums are always good regardless. Love your bum. It does so much for
corvuscricket: oppositionresearch: spitblaze: Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living. Remember to use your
kaliforhnia: It sucks how the people i used to be friends have completely forgotten about me, no saying bye at all, no telling me why they don’t wanna friends with me anymore must be nice to completely shut off your feelings and pretend i never existed.
xfileslesbian: im just here……..fucin……scrollin…..refreshin….. im wasting away right here in front of my computer……fuckng refreshing …..sometimes i dont even clic like bc im pretending to be asleep……why do i do that…..what is the
cryptotheism:quasi-normalcy:You can get a lot of mileage out of acting all smug and pretending that it’s obvious when someone asks you to explain something. This is why you should always assume that when someone does this, they’re full of
sissyrulez: Why would you ever pretend to be a boy, when you look so cute as a girl - words of sissy wisdom
noctiscaelums: "Don't pretend you're sad. Why tremble with anger that's not even there? Face it, Cloud; all you are is an empty puppet."
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