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onlyblackgirl:dynastylnoire:blkjuly-fridaynights:Fuck outta hereblack folks are multilingual. this idea that we cannot or are not eloquent for choosing to speak aave is racist as hell And why people pretend like they can’t understand. nothing in
problematic-magneto: ok so one time in 6th grade a guy pretended to like me just so i’d let him borrow my two-disc special edition copy of ratatouille and that’s why i don’t trust men
vaginal-erection: chrisdrown: pave-the-planet: never forget RIP THESE WERE SO FUCKING GOOD WHY DID THEY STOP THIS UGH I pretended these were drugs
holynipples: i was pretending to eat my soup with my chopsticks and the japanese chef looked at me and said “this is why we hate white people”
iwrd: MOONRISE KINGDOM 2012 “Why do you always use binoculars? … It helps me to see things closer, I pretend it’s my magical power.”
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
dopest-ethiopian: douglasmurphy: f-recks: gdirtydime19: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend
sissyrulez: Why would you ever pretend to be a boy, when you look so cute as a girl - words of sissy wisdom
fantasyislesstuff: Dont pretend like you didnt like catching me madturbating daddy. I can see your hard cock in your shorts. Why dont you cum help me
joyceanfartboner: why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened
felkinamk2: “You really are such a pervert! Pretending to be my friend just to get close enough and use me like this! And yet you look at me as you tell me your going to treat me like a princess… such a pervert! A pig! Huh… why is that thing all
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) School is rubbish. I know it, you know it, and Ferris Bueller knows it. Which is why he’s decided to fake out his folks with a pretend dose of sniffles, round-up his girlfriend and best bud, and get down to some serious
jaynelovesdick: rainbowmot: After ditching his wife, Reggie began living full time as Regina. She knew it was impossible for her to go back to her hopeless marriage. why would Regina ever want to go back to a marriage pretending to be a guy when she
necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the word then guys.
zwolf1: lordbear1: thegrizzler: flexery: *pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid* Same Why the fuck did I read this!!! It’s a go
sentientcitizen: barbaricyip: mary-stormborn: why would u #firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne
welele: tdrloid: tegansenpai: babe-geldof: iheartchaos: “Who the fuck are you?” “Who the fuck are YOU?” Why is that woman holding a baguette with a face so tender and mild wHAT CHILD IS THIS? Nadie comenta la mano que pretende abducir
10kkun: today’s twitter doodles. bokuto with his hair down (pls) and more boyfriends being… boyfriends… ps: i don’t know why i draw hinata’s hair so short, please pretend it’s normal
swedishcervixpoker: My little sister always pretends to wonder why her ass is sore in the morning.
animemoonlover: lipstickstainedlove: xjustbeingmeex: imprestigeok: xjustbeingmeex: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Omg sooo me!!! 😂😂😂😂 Why don’t you tell me?😳😂 I do!! You know what I’m like!!
I can understand why you want a divorce now Though I can’t let you know it, pride won’t let me show it Pretend to be heroic, that’s just one to grow with I can’t see ‘em comin down my eyes So I gotta make the song cry
kickthestickzz: You know why Lady speaks Korean? Cuz some of the stuff she references are dirty as fuck. the episode when lady pretends to be a ghost to scare Finn, Finn asked if she could fuse people into her body. Lady in Korean replied, “of course
nekosmuse: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are lovers and that’s why Paper beats
basedpidgeot: actionables: I FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY GUNS AS NIPPLES BUT OKAY IT TOOK TOO MUCH TIME TO GIVE UP NOW (x) WHY IS THERE A PHOTOSET OF 15 YEAR OLD ME PRETENDING THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GUNS I GIVE UP
terminators: Alright, so, I’d like to give you more details about why Arnold went and dressed up as the Terminator, complete with battle damage make-up, and then went around to Madame Tussauds wax museum and briefly pretended to be his own wax sculpture,
lorelaigilmore: TED: If you wanna figure out who it is, why don’t you start by checking your list?BARNEY: My list?TED: Dude, do not pretend you are not the type of guy who keeps a list of all the girls he slept with.MARSHALL: I HAVE ONE. IT’S CALLED
penandpage: sentientcitizen: barbaricyip: mary-stormborn: why would u #firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught
jaidling: barbaricyip: mary-stormborn: why would u #firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne being
the-milk-eyed-monster: disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.
c-bassmeow: southern-lover: zacefronsbf: when you’re bottom af @c-bassmeow He’s like me; he’s verse but like why not pretend to be a bottom. My man is so funny 😍
stuartsometimes: tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
I can never understand why any person would go to an extent to create a fake social account and pretend they are someone else. What the fuck are you doing? I know who you are, and that is beyond pathetic of you to try to be someone else to try to get
LMAO when someone reblogs all these sexual things, but when it comes down to it, they’re not even interested in doing those things. Why the fuck do you pretend to like things when you clearly don’t do them?
trans-mom: There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those
If Dreams Can't Come True, Then Why Not Pretend?
As Sabrina nursed her drink she looked at Mr. Crude, smiled slyly and then said, “Why don’t I just pretend to be drunk? That way, you can take advantage of me but I can still get involved and enjoy it even more!”
Don't pretend like you don't know why I never want to be home.
gigiplague: Condom. Dispensing. Machine. This is why Europe outdoes America in many ways. I approve. I’m not an enabler, I’d rather see kids having safe sex than pretend they aren’t and a month later there’s a belly growing.
cheatersandcucks: Even though she pretends to abhor leaving for her week-long business trips, your wife secretly wishes she could be gone longer.Why?Because she spends most of the week getting fucked by the hung cocks of her coworkers, boss, and his
crookedblizzardtimemachine: Hey honey, I was just tucking our boy in and.. you know, why don’t you wait for me back in our bed room, I’ll be back soon!Said his wife, who had even stopped trying to pretend that it’s all just normal, maybe this was
kaliforhnia: It sucks how the people i used to be friends have completely forgotten about me, no saying bye at all, no telling me why they don’t wanna friends with me anymore must be nice to completely shut off your feelings and pretend i never existed.
teenagevevo: one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music
jcfpro: It was awesome because we were sitting around with Helen [Lasichanh, Williams’s fiancée] and Rocket [the couple’s son], and I’m like, “Why don’t I just cut my hair, all blonde?” Because I’ve always wanted to do it. I got to pretend
thedjinnjoint: Fight For Your Right - To Not Be As “Str8” As You Pretend Straight guys know why gay guys rim ass. So when they say they are curious about rimming, they are curious about a lot more then that. Polls are fun. Come take my monthly
home-of-hip-hop: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread
prokopetz: I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the
justalittlenasty88: 1rulenodrawz: blacknthick: tastyblkman2: Big CVS Booty… Need a side view! Thick!!! Yea the side view would’ve been the money shot👌..See how far that ass stick out Damn! Why couldn’t I had been in store pretending
bi-privilege: gay and lesbian monosexuals like to pretend that bisexuals aren’t part of the lgbtqiap+ community. but if that’s true, then why is bismuth, abbreviated BI, so fucking rainbow? monosexuals wish they were this fabulous
curvytightteenxox: She’s my pretend girlfriend. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about her…. To me she’s one of the most beautiful girls in the world.
rrhude: ok so this is like a little bit of the first chapter of the story I’ve been writing please don’t change the source or pretend it’s yours I’ve had that happen once which is why I don’t like to post my work but yeah leave any thoughts
so-fuckin-tired: -Why are you sad today? -Is just that today I dont want to pretend..
thisshitfunny-deactivated201511: sleepycutie: why do y'all pretend to like beer
bustysister: “So Mom and Dad are getting here two days later, who cares? You’ve always been such a worrier. Why don’t you just relax and have fun. We could pretend we’re a couple or something. C'mon, we’re in a different country, it’ll be
the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are lovers and that’s why Paper beats Rock, cause
![jcfpro: It was awesome because we were sitting around with Helen [Lasichanh, Williams’s fiancée] and Rocket [the couple’s son], and I’m like, “Why don’t I just cut my hair, all blonde?” Because I’ve always wanted to do it. I got to pretend](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f51f165b980f24a6d0d45925d4dd024/tumblr_mnbee2ZIZy1qm66obo1_250.jpg)
