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certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home
teatime-babyy replied to your post: So I was just wondering why neither of you smoke weed but drink? It’s a rather tame drug in comparison and is a lot less hard on your body and a lot more pleasant to come off of (no hang overs, etc.) I don’t
todzerschlagen replied to your post: So I was just wondering why neither of you smoke weed but drink? It’s a rather tame drug in comparison and is a lot less hard on your body and a lot more pleasant to come off of (no hang overs, etc.) Not to mention
to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes:is Fiji water even really all that different from normal water?? ?? ?do people even drink itor just keep it around for the a e s t h e t i c🤔🤔🤔🤔 THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE SO MANY BRANDS OF WATER Capitalism
to-many-cupcakes: 0nigum0: to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes: is Fiji water even really all that different from normal water?? ?? ?do people even drink itor just keep it around for the a e s t h e t i c🤔🤔🤔🤔 THEN EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE SO
inquisitivepoet: dynastylnoire: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get
setheverman: defalt-jb-defalt: setheverman: hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :) hi quick question, can i fuck the demons why do i even go on this website anymore
bootyscientist2: Why would you expect a stranger on the internet who followed you because they think you’re attractive to be interested in your mental health? What’s the real life equivalent? A person at a bar buying you drinks but not wanting to
trashfirefallon: seeing people being called ugly on my dash is such bullshit. why people gotta be mean like that? drink some water, go outside. fuck off.
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
the-shy-fa: drinking-tea-at-midnight: lindsey graham is like one of those people who spend their lives fat shaming people and then someone makes a joke about thin people and he completely loses his shit and wants to know why we can’t all just be friends
liquidstar: liquidstar: it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. like you gotta wait for the date to be the same as it is on the bottle, i know, but like why cant the store just sell the
fuckingships: marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house Peter: thank you, but I can’t Bartender: why not Peter: Bartender: Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m
marvel-lous-things: seananmcguire: learnyourlessonswell: fuckingships: marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house Peter: thank you, but I can’t Bartender: why not Peter:
redpotions: goopy-amethyst: kadaverkandy: goopy-amethyst: I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3 w..why? It restores half my HP WOW ME
uncle-cazador:smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021:quadrupleshotgunhallway:please watch this i cant stop thinking about itthey are eating and drinking sooo many itemsThats why they’re fucked up in the crib
michaxl: ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks
bepeu:you: why are you drinking an entire bottle of wine ?? me: me: me: me: wine not …
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aestheticfuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
goodbijojo:facebookstaff: fuckoffedna: facebookstaff:Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka???????? Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks. What the
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
trebled-negrita-princess: virtuheaux: thelonghotsummer: Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. …well maybe besides the coconut oil uses I want the zombie. Holy shit why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato
lynaixgia: vivian-cain: imsoshive: Me going to the kitchen after fuckin to drink her son last Capri Sun 😂😂😂😂 LMFAO WHY
biggis2: openmindedbrunette: I’ve gotten so much accomplished in an outfit like this. Male clients, colleagues, bosses and drink buyers at fancy bars, of course. Oh I can see why
babeybunny:🌊W-why are my shorts wet? I uhhhhhhh,,,spilt my drink?? (Video link)
unfollower: i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
ask-vonbelfry: littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like
awkward-alex-apocalypse: allons-ygeronimofuckitybye: mononocake: 314eater: The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches you looking for this my friend? why is
djsckatzen: alycs: djsckatzen: okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but
ladyghirahim: justbadpuns: A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of
“Well aren’t you a little cutie? Welcome to Juggy Farms! My replacement is late - she must be busy with Farmer Basin - so I was gunna just start my afternoon milking session here, but I can’t delay a guest! Here, why don’t you drink this milk
dirtykarissa: Very sexy pisser! I am a pisswhore. I love being pissed on; being pissed in; drinking piss. I don’t know why, I just do. I look at people and wonder, “What does his/her piss taste like?”
unclenifty: my erection won’t go down but i need to take a piss, why don’t u come over here and just drink it for me so I don’t spray the walls…
@god why do my lips get chapped so easily? how much water do i have to drink to please you
pensiveprincess: why is that pine cone drinking
guns-n-broses: Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that? Me: aesthetic
popeyasir: if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles
facebookstaff:fuckoffedna:facebookstaff:Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks. What the fuck is a girly
fuelforbody: Why do you look at me like that. Drink it up. I know you are full, but this is the last 16′o clock snack before your 18′o clock dinner
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye: mononocake: 314eater: The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches you looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this
omfgsid: My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight finally I asked why he was so scared and he said he was scared of drinking coffee coffee
pyxell: darthtnt:facebookstaff:fuckoffedna:facebookstaff:Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.What the
unleashthememes: why is that pine cone drinking to forget
but-first-a-cup-of-tea: fartxmunch: certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home Aw fuck damn my heart that’s the fucking best reason i’ll never forget it
sunnypyro: tcbunny: Why not… :( Bowls can hold liquid perfectly fine. I mean.. I drink soup and cereal from bowl but I risk spilling too much
minhnguyen99hn: [GÓC PHŨ] Em muốn muốn sữa mà 😭 I wanna drink your milk, why you don’t let me 😭
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:mononocake:314eater:The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this
mydadtherapist: He was out at the local gay bar til late, but he was out of cash and his friends had gone home. The old man in the corner booth offered to buy him drinks and he thought why not….he’ll get a few freebies out of him and then go home.
nynphs: indie why you should never drink bottled water
goopy-amethyst: kadaverkandy: goopy-amethyst: I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3 w..why? It restores half my HP
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg marcio
usemycum: Jen wasn’t sure why she had agreed to this, cornered in the club she had decided to fuck him when he offered her all the drinks she could want that night. He had even agreed to wear a condom so what was the worst that could happen? She followed
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