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suckandfucktoys: This is why you never turn down the chance to buy drinks for a chick who takes Pilates classes.
kissedmequiteinsane: cumberbitchinunicorn: Why is this so funny??! #TOP LEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO
benbrucealmighty: fuentitties: darlingimjustapainter: my favorite thing about this picture is that Vic is drinking beer and the most hardcore guy in the room is poring tea and why is Mike reading on the counter? vIC IS SLOUCHING OMF This is perf
billycoenboys: “You’re thirsty?”“Yes, I’m!”“Why don’t you come and drink?”“I’m to shy and never did it!!!”“I’ll quench your thirst and you’ll enjoy it!!!”
miss-love: tokenblackbitch: spinachandchocolate: unamusedsloth: If alcohol labels told the truth. Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and
p0rnlover: let your inner slut out and enjoy life a little That’s why I ask my husband to have his friends over for drinks and a show and I’m the show
from-thin-to-fat: That is the only reason why I am getting fat: To do every second or third day with my two digital and virtual encouragers on the left a contest: Who is the fastest on drinking a whole cup of cream? Sometimes I win … Happy Easter!
unforgettablegirly: joshua10nbed: scorpionsloveudead: cumintosubmission: THAT WAS HOT!!! I need to see the full scene @joshua10nbed…drink it up? Lol why he kept takin his dick out if he wasnt gonna lick it up Damn…
bdsmafterthoughts: “Now you can understand why I insisted on all the extra drinks earlier today. You are already very aware of the fullness of your bladder, and how much you want to pee. With your legs bound like that you know it’s going to be a
master-of-o: bdsmafterthoughts: “Now you understand why I insisted on all those extra drinks earlier today? It is to make sure that you are struggling to stay dry! You can already feel your bladder swelling, and it is going to get worse. I am going
rydellies:-Never have I ever hooked up with my brother’s ex.Why are you drinking?
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
Don’t drink and draw kids.(Why did i draw the reverse centaur again? hahaha)This is the last weekend with the inlaws, so i’ll be getting back to work soon (look, i got as far as SFW goblin and a sketch shy of a giant horse dong, and its about as comfy
Being in the car with my grandmother for three to four hours is the reason I drink. Also why I sometimes think the end of me will be found at the opposite end of a shotgun
marvel-lous-things: Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the housePeter: thank you, but I can’tBartender: why notPeter:Bartender:Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
goopy-amethyst: kadaverkandy: goopy-amethyst: I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3 w..why? It restores half my HP
sweetconsensualforcedsex: Thanks ndercvrfreaks for the image ndercvrfreaks said: Why you shouldn’t drink too much on a date It was a hell of a party that night. She was happy to see all high school classmates together again. it was only five
well now i know why i got so drowsy mid stream back to sleep, drinking cough syrup, wish me lucki blame the ordered food. stomach is churning something fierce.
serveprincessrene: “I wasn’t expecting you home so soon! Why am I naked in your bed? Calm down. Don’t get so mad! …Yeah, someone’s in the shower. My boyfriend. So I had my boyfriend over. …Yeah, we’ve been drinking a little bit. You’re
You wake up absolutely confused as to why there are naked argonians all over your room. You yourself aren’t covered more than them, and this is all you can remember before it all goes into a blank.Note to self, no more excessive drinking of mead.Mod
Otabek in YOI official art: The Common ThreadI’m not sure how I completely missed this before…and no, I’m actually not talking about Yuri as the common denominator.Why is he always eating/drinking?? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭
hollyevolving: mylittleredgirl: mycaptainsharon: mylittleredgirl: I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why Okay I don’t know when this
bepeu: you: why are you drinking an entire bottle of wine ?? me: me: me: me: wine not …
jorjuhs: why did i drink this hennessy? // gum body (2019)
Just got home after having a few drinks and I don’t feel drunk at all, just this weird combination of being angry and sad and idk why and this whole mental health thing is just weirding me out bc I’ve never felt all these dumb ass emotions
domestic–doll:Just got home after having a few drinks and I don’t feel drunk at all, just this weird combination of being angry and sad and idk why and this whole mental health thing is just weirding me out bc I’ve never felt all these
sweetheartkandi: Fuck tequila That is all. #Dollarita lol stay awayyyLove you.
naked-yogi: As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol. or is this my legacythis post made so many people real mad. ask yourself why.
muvaearth: i just dont get why ignorant people will say that acne is caused by not drinking enough water or just being unhealthy. like if you were actually EDUCATED on the subject of acne, you’d realize that it can be caused by stress, hormones, certain
incorrect48quotes:Antan: Have you been drinking??Jo: What, no!Antan: THEN WHY WAS THIS UNDER YOUR BED *pulls out a water bottle*Jo: I NEED WATER TO SURVIVEAntan: I’M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES
incorrect48quotes:Sayanee: I regret giving you that blender.Momoka, drinking a sandwich: Why?
Join us tomorrow for happy hour! I’ll be there judging everyone for their drink choices and over explaining why I make a better old fashioned than you 😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFipEYDgpTa/?igshid=15rsiv67hken4
dutchy-girly: iamnotyourprince: She’d gone to her favorite bar to meet her boyfriend for a drink and maybe some pool. She knew he’d be a couple hours or so behind but why not go early. She’d worn her grey pool dress. Soft grey sweater dress, long
When people ask me why I don’t drink: https://www.instagram.com/p/CFz7pRyghPx/?igshid=s5bkz2thfxde
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
kissedmequiteinsane: cumberbitchinunicorn: Why is this so funny??! #TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO
wigglybutt: why the hell are you drinking soup with a fork, ash? you dumb fuck I’ve never disrespected a show’s main character so much.
certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home
exo-shinee-snsd: I don’t know why I find this highly attractive O_O What is wrong with me? What is EXO doing to me?! WHAT U DO TO ME!?!!?? the way he licks his lips afterwards OH GOD <3 i want him to drink me ._. or whatever that means
popeyasir: if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really
if you’re going to unfollow me at least leave me a goodbye letter detailing why you are leaving and where you are going and who you are going with and be back by midnight and don’t drink and drive and make good choices love you honey
johnmulady: OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING
It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little and this is why I being
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
omoboys: sugar cane water is a diureticthis basically explains why i pissed the bed a couple months back; i drank sugar cane water right before i went to sleepso, lesson learned: drink more sugar cane water, especially before bedtime Take 👏🏻notes👏🏻
squirmysub: I made an omomeme. This is the actual reason why I never get a drink at the movies anymore lmao..
sizequeenconfessions: THIS is why I’m a little sore this morning!!! I met him at the club last night. I noticed he was hot straight away, he bought me a drink, and soon we started dancing … And that’s when I noticed his best feature!!! “Holy
therandomlifeofafandomgirl: dumbfricker: pensiveprincess: why is that pine cone drinking that’s a pangolin! it is like an anteater with heavy armor! they live mostly in southeast asia and curl up into a ball when threatened! no it’s a pine cone
mxcleod:guns-n-broses:Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?Me: aesthetic fuck no fuck no fuck no please no i dont want to see a photo of coffee with glitter in it fuck no
unleashthememes: why is that pine cone drinking to forget
setheverman: defalt-jb-defalt: setheverman: hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :) hi quick question, can i fuck the demons why do i even go on this website anymore
every-kiss-begins-with-potassium:me: wtf why do i have acne *googles causes of acne*google:lack of sleepnot drinking enough water stress poor diet not enough exerciseme: lol oh
Owner….why do you keep calling my name….I’m trying to take a DRINK here
fluffy-omorashi: squirmysub: I made an omomeme. This is the actual reason why I never get a drink at the movies anymore lmao..
fluffy-omorashi: omoboys: sugar cane water is a diuretic this basically explains why i pissed the bed a couple months back; i drank sugar cane water right before i went to sleep so, lesson learned: drink more sugar cane water, especially before bedtime
elysaxoxo: if you’re going to unfollow me at least leave me a goodbye letter detailing why you are leaving and where you are going and who you are going with and be back by midnight and don’t drink and drive and make good choices love you honey
