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“That drink you made me kinda tasted funny, hun. Were my boobs always this big? Why isn’t your Cock out? Why am I talking so much? Are you my new Daddy?” I smiled at my wife, ecstatic that she had a sensitive reaction to the heavy
“You were right, these drinks ARE delicious,” Anita said to her blind date. “I hafta be honest, I really didn’t think this was gunna work out for the first hour or so.”“Why’s that?” her soon-to-be-Daddy
“Ohmygod! Little brother! What was in that drink? You’ve made my boobs grow so..um..so super big so fast! And why can’t I think of the word for super big?”
sperma-drink: Why won’t my friends make blow job vids with me??? I ask the same question
Photographer: Come to my mansion after the shoot for a drink? Cameron: Sure why not.
mommaursa: silencingthedrums: copyx: why the hell is he drinking beer Because the rum’s gone SCREAMING
1shotforathrill: “ALWAYS REMEMBER; “YOUR THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE A BABYâ€! “THATS WHY I PUT A DIAPER ON YOUâ€! “NOW OPEN UP AND DRINK YOUR MILKâ€! Sie hatte es für einen Scherz gehalten, als ihre Mutter ihr mitgeteilt hatte, dass sie für
heyitscherries: Eggnog Lovin’ I start this video by drinking some eggnog and then I decided to pour it on myself because, why not? There is so much belly and boob love in this as I pour the eggnog all over and rub it in. My hands can’t help but
Oh my…the perfect slut look with perfect slut body….if I’m her, why would ever worry about sex, attention, money and for that matter ‘free’ drinks for life ;)
sizequeenconfessions: THIS is why I’m a little sore this morning!!! I met him at the club last night. I noticed he was hot straight away, he bought me a drink, and soon we started dancing … And that’s when I noticed his best feature!!! “Holy
beheads: Ms. Gerard, why don’t you pour us a drink…
hopeblogspot: slavecatalogue: Completely humiliated, not allowed to wash the cum off her face, she has to continue her shift serving drinks at the club. I’m not sure why but I do want this to happen to me
fuckholes-tits: Why don’t you wear your waitress number, dumb whore. Go back to the kitchen and write a W on your right tit and a 11 on your left tit. So customers know by whom they have ordered their drinks….you’re name is W11.
smartassmatt: fritzkat: HD Amateur Sex and Sexy: The wardrobe of this chick seems to consist mostly of advertisements for various beverages. If she’s not wearing them, she’s drinking them. I never did understand why someone would pay to wear an
swagmasterbuttskalker: futafemdom: Hey cutie~ Sorry we don’t have a third straw or you could join us~ …Why don’t we let him suck on something else? We could share his mouth just like our drink~ Ah~ Good idea~ Ne, are you up for doing a little
cheatingcaps: “Oh, you’re back early. I’m just looking after your boyfriend while you were gone. I figured he’d miss having a girl with actual tits. Why don’t you go back and get another drink for me, too?”
littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.” Wow, talk
“Sure gentlemen, I’d love another drink. In your room? Sure, why not.”
1hotwife:Now that we are all friends I don’t see why my husband would object to me going out drinking with you, then crashing at your place if I’m to drunk to drive home. I mean he does it all the time! F
drfeedwell: feederismbrasil: Hipnotizante! Why would she exercise? She has a wonderful figure! So she can have a reason to sweat, drink energy shakes and lazily pig out after her intense ten minutes workout.
If megaman is your dad, then why did you let your dad start drinking with capcom and turn into a raging alcoholic who continues to disappoint. Also, why did you let your dads brother (legends) run away and stop calling, he promised to call a third time
wrongonesin: I was in a haze from what was in the drink they’d made me swallow. Maybe that’s why I just climbed on the bed and spread my knees when they told me to. And why I didn’t try to get away when one of the masked men knelt behind me and
I just had a philosophical conversation with my dog at 2:40 in the morning. Caffeine is one hell of a drug.
numba-one-flaya: why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:mononocake:314eater:The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this Why not?
weirdnakedthings: “All I want is my damn water. Why are these things designed this way? Why do I have to bend all the way over just to get a drink? What a stupid design.”
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: reasons why people think i hate school: having to do work reasons why i actually hate school: dumb fucking idiots in all of my classes not being able to eat on my own schedule not being able to drink coffee in class not being
martyn-7: Today I got a new tattoo, booked a haircut & beard trim for 8am tomorrow morning, then spent the evening eating out & drinking. Why have I done this to myself. Why do I make such bad choices.
felkina: “Mmm your thick meat really loves the attention I give it doesn’t it? Just stroking back and forth along it with my soft hand… I see you quivering with pleasure and desperation… Why hold back? Why not sully my face and let me drink down
dirtykarissa: Why do guys love to make me self-piss myself like this? Not that I am complaining. I love it. Just wondered what is the fascination? I am a pisswhore. I love being pissed on; being pissed in; drinking piss. I don’t know why, I just
2damnfeisty: smidgetz: africanaquarian: aintralph: thatdudeemu: thagoodthings: thagoodthings: OH MY GOD??? Y??????? why he nakey eat/drink nigga? is that supposed to be chicken and grape juice who is the boy and why did he sign up for this @God
shadowulf: babeobaggins: dualchainz: Can plies chill 😂😂😂 why is this nigga ALWAYS at panera Why does he have his own drink at Panera called a Pink Pwussy
mistersnurb: baxtavius: mistersnurb: “why is there a black entertainment television but no white entertainment television” what are you talking about it’s called the food network why is there a food network but not a drink network this man
i-think-im-tripping: ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it Why can’t I just be my own person and live life
knightofheartkaz: Why am I drinking coffee from an Alaskin travel mug at 10:17pm? The real question is, why aren’t you? ☕️☕️
littlebusty: Sometimes Miss Flower drinks a tad bit too much and it gets her in a bit of trouble.. Now that i think about it maybe that would explain why everyone is willing to buy me drinks all night at the club.
This is why you don’t drink and drive. And don’t feel pressured to ride with someone who has been drinking. Not only are you risking your own life, but you’re also risking all the people in your car, as well as every single person on the road.
thetrippytrip: What were the men wearing? they were probably asking for it. Why wear a rolex if you don’t wanna get robbed? They wouldn’t have gotten robbed if they were sober. Why drink with women you dont know? Where’s your self respect?
tentarude: troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
You wanna smoke? Smoke. You wanna drink? Drink. You wanna fuck? Fuck. You wanna suck dick? Suck it. You wanna be gay? Be gay. Shit, why is everyone always so worried about what other people are doing.
rapedolls: dirtyfuckpig: Why else put on make up and wear the short black one when heading out to down a couple of drinks at my usual watering hole… Why indeed
brownontheoutsidepinkontheinside: Long day at work! Time for a shower and then the club! Wild country it is! First guy to buy me a drink gets a blowjob! Fuck why couldn’t you be at the bar I’m bouncing at tonight. You would drink for free
livinyoung-wild-confused: Drink till you can’t remember why you were drinking
ddandkk: Why you want to be out drinking where we are drinking… Having a blast with KK today
troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
zamaron:why y'all need to boycott pepsi why y'all drinkin soda in the first place is my question it’s 2017!! grow up! drink some water or fruit juice!!
beacontacticsmod replied to your post: That’s a very good point about cinder and drinking… Plus her mum is a drunk, so another reason why she doesn’t drink much Oh! I didn’t even
