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xxcarycummies: I told my guidance counselor that I wanted to be porn star. I just turned 18 the other day and said I had no experience fucking real men. He told me if I was serious we should meet in his office for after school training. After a couple
-keepsmiling: One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything
hillsidebang: Mom told Dad she wanted a divorce. She found that my dad was looking at gay porn…but not just any gay porn….dad/son porn. After their fight, Mom told me to pack my stuff and that we are leaving. After hearing why she was leaving I couldn’t
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
squidyword: tbt to when my aunt told me my septum piercing was unnatural and then i told her that her penciled eyebrows are unnatural and she stayed quiet
thestateofluciddreaming: I told matt I didn’t think I had a good ass…Then he told me to get on all fours and took this picture. I love being proved wrong. P.S In the second picture, I just really love how you can see my ass start to shelf AND my
the-vashta-nerada: zendlin: the-vashta-nerada: I told my dad that I accidentally ran away from a shiny Pokemon and he told me that was the second worst thing I had ever done What was the first? when I was a kid I didn’t understand the severity
mas0n-jars: coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
arrogantdad: my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her
If anyone ever tells you that Asexual Visibility and Awareness isn't important, just remember that when I told my therapist I was asexual, she told me I probably had a hormone imbalance.
computerbaby:coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
seed-n-breed: I just told you I’m about to cum… Your fate is in your hands, and you don’t seem to be slowing. You told me earlier that you were ovulating. I think you are craving my seed and are not going to stop until you are full of it.
impregcaps: - What the hell is going on here?- I’m just fucking you, sis.- I told you that you can’t fuck your own sister. That’s incest.- No. You told me that I can fuck you in the dreams and that’s what I just did.- That’s not what I meant
sorcery-inthetardis: bblackbirdd: jjabramsed-deactivated20120618: I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: “You’re not going to survive this son. After what you told the principal. Corpses can’t give evidence, boy,” dad told me. “But first, I’m gonna have fun with you. A lot of fun with you.”Swapped by my step-dad
rexuality:I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doinglike I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
I told nick that my aunt Robins birthday is today and he was like,“…..you have an aunt Robin and never told me??” amd I just now got it lol
blowjoblowjob: Told Earl his album was the shit and he told me I was tight
My dad is such a dumb ass I swear, he told me to hurry up. I told him one minute. A minute later he already left. Stupid cunt
nicecous:When mom told me we were alone for the day, I told her to get comfortable.
rexuality: I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
lorrainethechicken:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told
lesbianoutwestinvenice: there was this girl at this thing I was at last night and she was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life and so I told her that and she looked like she was about to cry and told me I made her entire year and
vintageanchor: “I recently spoke at a university where a student told me it was such a shame that Nigerian men were physical abusers like the father character in my novel. I told him that I had recently read a novel called American Psycho,and that
“If you can write, you can live” –my friends mother. I think he told her about my home situation, or she senses that shit is fucked up. Because she told me I can stay at their house whenever and that I can use her art studio if I
adviceforvegans: “Today I talked with this natural advocate lady and I was all for what she was saying until she very vehemently told me “Just not Veganism! Don’t ever go Vegan!” and in my head I’m think “Uuuhhh, too late.” and she told
mynightwing: When my cousin told me that he loves my new bikini, I told him to prove it. He did just that.
freakyboysonly: Been trying to fuck around with my gay cousin… wasn’t sure if he would be down. Went to the gym with him one night and caught him staring at my dick. Told him “I saw you staring” as we left. He laughed and told me to meet at his
got fired from my fuck ass job for a no-call-no-show on a day they told me i would never work but i’m not mad in the slightest bit cuz i told y’all that shit was the most depressing thing ever so yeah. i’m kind of happy.
dynastylnoire: thechanelmuse: Gifted Black Student Told “N*ggers Don’t Belong” In Class, School Bans Her Parents For Complaining beautiful-ambition told me about this story and I’m so disgusted. Sixth-grader NyZeria Neely was called a “n*gger”
365daysofjolie: I had asked Jolie a few days ago if I could fly with her, and she told me she had never taken a passenger up before but would think about it. When I arrived at the photo shoot, I told her that I mentioned to my mother that I might fly
coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it
devilsmadvocate: i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two. so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm
owlmylove: you told me my kisses tasted like tequila and i told you to shut the fuck up and get your shirt off
oh-my-ouat: I went to go see Maleficent with my mom yesterday and she pointed to the poster of TFIOS and told me “I wanna go see that movie about the girl that dies, sometime this week” and I started laughing and told her “good luck”
fearandhope: Drake - Club Paradise “And I was told once, things will change…Told me it’s all good, even when it feel strange… Damn, my biggest fear is losing it all, Remember how I used to feel at the start of it?!?”
sementally: My girlfriend’s mom is a very caring person… I go over there every Wednesday after school. I told my mom that I’m studying with my girlfriend Crystal. She told me I only could if Crystal’s mom was gonna be there. Mom, we even have
iandmyfamily: When my dad told me that I needed to stop dating little girls and find myself a real woman like Mom, I decided to ask my Mom for some advice on how to score with a woman like her. I told her she was a beautiful woman and still sexy as hell
ebabiuk1994: When mom told me we were alone for the day, I told her to get comfortable.
weloveroughsex: She told me to promise that I wouldn’t cum in her pussy because she didn’t want to get pregnant. I told her it wouldn’t be a problem because I’d be fucking her in the ass. -H
bblackbirdd: jjabramsed-deactivated20120618: I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
goodishgirlx:that time i told a dom football is the worst spectator sport and he told me if it was so bad then next year he’d throw a super bowl party and i would be ~extra entertainment~ for all the men The only super bowl party I have ever had
bbcformyfamily: playingwithmysister: When I couldnt pay my drug debts they told me to drop my gf off for the weekend and they could use her as they pleased. I didn’t tell them I was single, so instead I got my little sister in the car and told her
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