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justjacksart: I wasnt gonna post this but I showed @forbiddenseason bc i was proud of the expressions and she told me to lmao Bonus: Riding Lesson Nostalgia And What are you going to do Malik hes like 10 of you.
greedsnotbad: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOU KILLED MY POSSESSIONS You’re still going on about that, aren’t ya?
mjwatson: Favourite Movies [in no order]:● Wolf Children 2012: “He told me to keep smiling through tough or painful times, even if I had to force myself to do it. Because I’d probably be able to get through them if I did.”
AOBA IS SO SEXY WHAT THE FUCK STAB ME IN THE DICK
boyegas-deactivated20181222: “I didn’t know what else to do, so I just did what he told me.”
Somedays are harder than others. it’s those days that are most important. Cuz nothing worth having goes without putting in the hard work and dedication. I just wanted to share a quote that my good bro told me the past weekend and that’s to remember
thisishangingrockcomics: If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
She told me to eat her pussy & I was thinking about time 💦
This guy just told me “don’t hit guys in the face if you wouldn’t want them to do it to you.” Hahahaha little does he know…
there’s a ram dressed as a clown in my animal crossing and its triggering me
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
Someone on animal crossing told me my character’s hair was ugly ono
Fun fact: I have absolutely 0 fashion sense but I hide it by wearing pop/Internet/weeb culture shirts.One of the new peeps at work told me that I have cool shirts.Mission successed.
So earlier today, I met my Daddy’s parents. Who were super sweet by the way. But I was completely nervous, I’ve been nervous about meeting them for a little bit now. So he told me to meet him at his place and we would go from there. I walk
It gets so heavy at times, but what more can I do? I gotta stay on track just like Pops told me to.
Really? but im so lazy! you could've told me earlier! MAN KELLEY! i like your house!! i like your bed! hahaha! i remember last time i slept over, you fell onto the floor. lmfao! you roll alot kelley. i dont like sleeping on the same bed with you anymore.
This women I used to fuck with who cheated on her girlfriend with me posted a picture of the meal her girl made her and it’s the epitome of struggle meal. I had a hardy cackle at that.
My friend told me I am gorgeous and I blushed
“Chris is kind of a big dork,” his mother told me. “At 30 he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid.” - GQ, 2011
andioyu: My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie
ludakristen:kims-possible:ludakristen:*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggoOk so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime
recoverystruggles:scaredpotter:today my therapist told me that a panic attack consumes about the same amount of energy as running a marathon and suddenly my lack of energy doesn’t seem so strangeit’s SO important to take care of yourself after a panic
escapetothefandom: blackandblue13: hellyeahthomassanders: Getting That Beach Body! ☀️ by Thomas Sanders (inspirational guitar music playing in the background) Thomas: My friends told me I should go on a diet to get a better beach body so…
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
alrightanakin: My therapist just told me that I “use humor to cover up past trauma so I don’t have to deal with it” and that “it will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it all” and I literally burst out laughing and finger
titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life. THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret
Someone Told Me I smell of Fig and Cherry
jenniferjamboree: my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
My bf is in for it. He told me to burn the cd for his car. I’m bout to be goin the fuck off standing up in his sunroof and shit.
Ok I did 6 even tho nobody told me to
ryuichii: Thank you for loving someone like me, who is good for nothing.. with such bad blood in his veins. Up to today.. Thank you!! ..
mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409: Romania [ x ] WHY DID I NOT KNOW ROMANIA WAS LIKE THIS? Wow. My dad told me Romania was gorgeous, but just… damn. I’ve been to Romania and it is absolutely breath-taking.
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: meganski23: ilovepeoplethattalktocameras: flyingflesheater: smilingwinchesters: I would like to take the time to apologise to Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart, for believing the shit the media told me, about you.
kuwaiti-tissue: They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. but every time she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.
dinosaurbeards: themajestichusky: “His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.” love that
fuck-my-mind-not-my-body: yxngxanhoe: Today my mom told me.. “a person who values you, wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose you.” and that really hit deep. ετσι ειναι
achievementhunting-archangel: survivingdaysalone: “because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm. because when one of my guy friends told me and some
They told me life is better as a redhead. Too bad I wouldn’t know. My hair just smells like intense intense ginger right now. Funny cause I’m not one.
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting
y2kid: i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
lembre-sedisso: [1/5] favorite movies » the lion king 2 a wise king once told me, ‘we are one’. i didn’t understand him then. now i do.
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
licayalovejones: One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
smile-in-timee: somebody–told–me: instagram: @le.tri.tas Esta es la mía ctmre
somebody–told–me: ¿fue un año muy horrible? :(
somebody–told–me:solo para entendidos de reggaeton sad antiguo 👀
somebody–told–me: puta, si te despertai a media noche y sentís miedo, nos ponemos a conversar de cualquier weá, no quiero que te sintai sola, porque no lo estái.
ugh I went on a blog and it had sad music playing and a gif of stefan and elena from vampire diaries and some jerk the other day told me a spoiler that I’m HOPING isnt true but now im sad, anxious and feeling sick
a boy once told me my lips tasted like tangerines and my skin felt like flower petals
this is me being weird
L.m.a.o. A customer just told me she has a friend who she thinks I’d go good with hahaha apparently this guy is Lebanese….this is just too weird…
My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing of candles looked like nipples. Jesus fucking christ.
vimandvigour: Growin out the middle, but the sides need a trim. An old friend told me my current look reminds her of “legends of the fall” era Brad Pitt. I don’t know how great her glasses are but I’ll take it.
mad-high: i chose you when they told me don’t
Favorite Movies - Never Been Kissed (1999)“Someone once told me that to write well, you have to write what you know. This is what I know: I am 25 years old and I have never really kissed a guy.”
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![mjwatson: Favourite Movies [in no order]:● Wolf Children 2012: “He told me to keep smiling through tough or painful times, even if I had to force myself to do it. Because I’d probably be able to get through them if I did.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5af3f7dec337fb0275c3dd83179d3831/tumblr_n7wgsjAx9U1qhptc5o2_250.gif)
![mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409: Romania [ x ] WHY DID I NOT KNOW ROMANIA WAS LIKE THIS? Wow. My dad told me Romania was gorgeous, but just… damn. I’ve been to Romania and it is absolutely breath-taking.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9f98002d2958b9f0a91938057f046d86/tumblr_nf56luaVOP1tlo893o2_250.jpg)
![lembre-sedisso: [1/5] favorite movies » the lion king 2 a wise king once told me, ‘we are one’. i didn’t understand him then. now i do.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/773339e72be7295e35373dc4c50b9dfa/tumblr_mutm6t6yMT1qcrwe4o2_250.png)
