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“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“You are really my area.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t going through cigarette withdrawals.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
