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“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
