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cheatinggirls: These are the shorts she wore when you took her to your friend’s house for a cookout. Every time you went inside she pretended to examne her legs for mosquito bites.
atlced: Michael Jordan thinks only Kobe Bryant deserves comparisons Ever since Michael Jordan retired — all three times, really — the NBA has searched for the heir to his throne. Many players have popped up as pretenders to the throne, from Harold
randyybutternubs: It’s about time I get a commission page going and pretend like people want to commission me lolSketch/Linework - บBasic colors (little to no shading) - ฟ ŭ for additional charactersFull color Shading - ษ
littlelaneykink: waddlingbehind: Padded! She still felt pretty shy to be wearing padding between her legs. No matter how many times he swaddled her up in the crinkly stuff, that feeling seemed to persist. But sometimes she could pretend it wasn’t
leenolulu: Pretending to really care about a teacher’s personal life just to waste time in class..
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
onlyblackgirl: Ya know, social media has proved to me that we aren’t at all as progressive as we pretend to be. We’re just really good and being two-faced. On tumblr preaching about equality and intersectionality while at the same time on Facebook
whywontvulcanseatreplicatormeat: Rayfa: Do explain, outsider…how verdicts founded on truths imparted by the very souls of the dead lack impartiality. Phoenix: one time we had to exorcise my dead ex-girlfriend because she pretended to be her living
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
joculatrickery: someone who’s experimented with the idea of pants pooping in private before only to find, to their annoyance, that they can’t make themself really go in their pants realizing at least they can pretend they are at any time. they push
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
mexhibitionist: lovedadscock: Dozens of times!! Live to jerk in a stall when dudes are pissing next to me and have no idea I’m thinking of them! Exactly. sometimes i pretend i get too into it and forget there are others watching
ladlelickedbarnaby replied to your post: >Get an RP commission!>It’s Adventure Time, cool!… yeah it’d be hard to write that sort of thing without being interested in the material yourself. can’t pretend with that shit. Exactly. You
subblackgurl: A true story from a few years back. My BF at the time and i were trying different things. One evening my BF tied me to the bed and then we had sex while he pretended to be a stranger, telling me he was raping me. It was a turn-on, but these
timetravelinchameleonlostinspace: #you KNOW he pretended to drop her like three times #and she probably screamed and flailed and clung on to his neck #and he was pleased.
dashakay: annlarimer: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE
swingsetindecember: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE
catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
decembercat: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE MONEY ON
the12thprince: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Screen Captures EP.32#138 I adore this shot. We know that during this whole time, Pride is pretending to be Selim. But here, I don’t think he is. I think he is truly interested as to how Wrath met his
jesuislegrandefromage: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with
legendofcarl: myhyperfixations: People need to stop pretending like the 3 year time skip actually makes the paladins blameless for the destruction of the Coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and the 2/3 of the Empire loyal to Lotor because they couldn’t
golden-phoenix-smc: The OOC info: Times given are PST, as I am on Wyrmrest Accord! While Haladrin will be quoting prices to people during RP, I do NOT expect people to actually pay gold for pretend food :) For anyone who does enjoy a more immersive
sissy-slut-jennifer: joli-et-tordu: Ebony Here is Ebony a good friend that learned a long time ago that she was pretending to be a Real Men but realized that she is a sissy faggot that is here to serve Real Men by offering her two slutty holes for
kalagangers: #remember that time when joey fell in love with phoebe’s twin sister and she was a bitch and started ignoring him #and then phoebe got so upset that she pretended to be her sister to break up with him like a real person should #and
dream-big-live-shy: My parents are cute because every time we come to Steak ‘n Shake my dad pretends to look away when we get our shakes and my mom puts her cherry on his shake and he always goes “Wow! I got two cherries again! I am the luckiest
misshealthgeek: srafandseedpods: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE no he’s getting in touch with his inner donut
rapedkittn: Daddy tied me up and made me pretend to sleep as several of his friends came in to use his “heavy sleeper” of a teenage daughter. They spanked my ass, fucked both my holes, and came inside me several times each and think I slept through
blue-author: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A
kaiserneko: swooning-for-thomas: ifyoudontl0veme-pretend: coolification: Judging you if you don’t reblog this JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL So is it funny to anyone here that the Asian girl is just having such a hard time learning how to drive? …
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
gayreinhardt: gayreinhardt: jeff kaplan vs todd howard who wins things to remember: jeff kaplan has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are dinoflask who has made a mockery of him one too many times because of todd howards exposure to bethesda-brand
beautybeforebrains:If you want to look hot, spend some time practicing your “smile and pretend you understand” look. You lucky dummies will be way better at this than smart girls, but everyone can master it with some practice. The key is to think
