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I had taken to snooping pictures of my older brother and his girlfriend while I was in the bathroom. It was curiosity at first, but over time I had started to pretend that I was her out on those dates with him while he so proudly paraded our pictures
sissyforcock: My brother accidentally caught me dressed up. I figured now was a good time to tell him I’d always wanted his cock, especially ever since I found those magnum condoms. I told him I’d be practicing on a big dildo pretending it was
aceofheartsfox:Feeling stressed for the new school semester? :3 Take the time to read a book! Or at least pretend to read one. That’s just as productive, right? X3
grapesngapes: Non stop squirting Does this bitch have any bladder control? Stopping and starting to piss all the time, lol.
Happy #NationalSiblingDay @ianarrested! Remember when our parents forced us to pretend like we liked each other in photos? Good times. #heyyyybrother
Honey, I also want you to tell my boss that I’m not wearing panties and that you have shaved my pussy for him. It’s time you stopped pretending that you aren’t a cuckold.
spaghetti-time-lord: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood
purochen: Remember THIS old 30minchallenge?Sometimes I like to pretend I’m actually a decent indecent artist keke. Time for regret~. Full set on Inkbunny And now I feel like painting zebras today.
girlswithbigcocks: Let’s pretend it’s our wedding night, and now it’s time to pop your TS cherry.
lovethefamly: I just love what my sister has done with her pants, much easier to take a quickie without getting caught. I remember one time, we pretended we were playing tickle game, my sister sat on top of me on the floor in the living room, and I came
roronoa-deactivated20180902: Banri pretending to be Mitsuo's boyfriend.
joshandpizza: legit-writing-tips: Shamchat.com - like Omegle, except you pretend to be someone you’re not. Might be a fun way to roleplay, mess around with character types, archetypes, etc. Enjoy! Oh my god yes
mynightwing: The first time I walked in on my brother jacking off, I was more embarrassed than he was. I ran off, but tried to pretend that it never happened. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, though. The next day, I started spying on him, wanting
Dogsitting. My Ani is home. If only for the weekend. And almost immediately reclaiming her throne as someone who bullies a dog three times her size into getting ALL the bones and toys. I’d like to pretend my lab is just polite and not a huge baby.
andyjwest:You can pretend to be Drew all you want, but you still owe me a debt.
ludakrease: what age is it ok to hire a male prostitute and get them pretend to be your boyfriend in public
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
sootonthecarpet: aroacejeanprouvaire: Equating penises to men is always tranphobic. Doing so is erasing trans men, and inferring that trans women with penises are actually just the same as cis men. There is never an appropriate time for pretending that
pyrrhiccomedy: animate-mush: amatara: I’m pretending all the time to be, kinder, stronger, funnier, more sociable than I am. I guess we’re all like that but it just feels so inadequate. What’s the difference? I know it sounds flippant but… certain
mercedesquinnthetgirlmistress: “Isn’t it time to stop pretending your a happy man, when you really want to be is just like me. Group Session Sissies is run & operated by Tgirl Mistress, She freely shares hur secrets of femininity online with
【⚠️light gore & violence⚠️】“New” OC (Zascha) aka I finally went back on a whim and finished a WIP of this guy from god knows how long ago.
though honestly it probably just comes down to the fact that I love Pearl so I tend to like almost everything that involves her, rather than there being any deep or complex reason most of the time
taijavigilia: I’m not even going to pretend I’ll have the time to draw something for every day of Inktober but here’s rococo Pearl and Garnet drawn with Winsor&Newton inks. Love their vibrant colours.
scribblekin: I’m back from travel that I didn’t notify anyone about beforehand because I like to pretend I’m mysteriousHave yet another version(transparent this time) of this to accidentally insult random things on yo dash?
youre gone and I gotta stay high all the time to keep you off my mind oohh oohh spend my days locked in a haze tryna forget you babe I fall back down gotta stay high all my life to forget im missin you oohh oohh staying in my play pretend
wetcavediver: kalvin699: lindo poto My little sister was always getting pissed at me when I didn’t pull out in time and spermed her little pussy, then she turns around and dresses like this. I’m not even going to pretend to pull out anymore.
This time last year I had to pretend not to be a Troye Sivan fanboy. Now I can let my colours shine.
gothqueenbee: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: this guy i worked with like 5-6 years ago who fingered me one time messaged me on fb with his number and now lux is texting him pretending to be me i’m yelling this is still going
schandbringer: For a long time, Whirl used to pretend like he didn’t like Rung giving him oral and he always laughed at him whenever he proposed it. Thing is, Whirl loves it. But he feels so horrible for not being able to return the favor…
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
skimpymoms: milkymamasboy68: hornymatures: Meet a real local horny MILF! My mom and I have always been close. My favorite is our beach trips!Seems she wants to play a game this time. We are supposed to pretend we are a couple and laugh over how
destiel-is-music: aherocalledphil: ladymalchav: theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work
Ok but I saw Eminem and Lana Del Rey this weekend and I’m just not sure I can return to my normal every day life after that.
#that one time Sharon pretended to be a fangirl and Nico didn’t know what to do
iammegadaddyissues: Time stands still and each moment we’re together is precious. We’ll be back to our lives before we know it, back to pretending that everything matters but us. But for this weekend far away from our lives and from those who
lovebirth49: Do you like the way my pussy lips spread around this little baby potato? I like to pretend it’s a baby soaked in amniotic fluids stretching my lips wide open. Every time I stretch I go a little bit bigger to prepare to push a baby out
drinksandrugsatnyu: The Pretty Tranny. She was actually so strong that she was able to do a handstand over another woman’s crotch for an extended period of time while pretending to perform cunnilingus. I’m almost positive she went to Tisch. Ahh,
imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them
lezbilicious: The woman was pretending not to notice me, but I was acutely aware of her interest when I was crossing my legs and that her book she seemed so intent on was upside down. It would soon be time to make my move.
metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING
partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol
aminaabramovic: I hate febreze commercials it encourages people to pretend things are clean by dousing it in febreze bitch if ya socks smell like ass throw them in the washer if ya house smells like rotten garbage maybe it’s time for you to take out
naik2g: ok fam this game was so good when I was 9 I would pretend I was sick to stay home from school and play then get caught and get my ass beat and it was worth it I know exactly what you mean: I still have a copy now, and still play from time to
femaleslavery: You are no longer your own person. Well that’s a lie, you never were a person just pretending to be one. Well now the farce is over, time to embrace what you really are.
analsexonly: squirting-peeing-grooling: Anal squirting It’s time to stop pretending that the vagina is a woman’s sexual center and vaginal sex is important for women to experience. Vaginal penetration doesn’t do much for most women, while anal
rishtaywaliaunty: *girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage *boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you
fashionbambini: aurealia: fleurilia: When we were younger we thought Everyone was on our side Then we grew a little bit And romanticized the time I saw Flowers in your hair It takes a boy to liveIt takes a man to pretend he was there don’t worry;
sirrobertpayne: Anal squirting It’s time to stop pretending that the vagina is a woman’s sexual center and vaginal sex is important for women to experience. Vaginal penetration doesn’t do much for most women, while anal penetration, done correctly,
:You’ve done such a good job pretending to be big and strong today! Now let me put your collar on, it’s time to turn your brain off <3
platinumpopdiva: beyonce teaching the masses how to pronounce givenchy properly is truly heroic and selfless of her like that time she pretended to shop at walmart
This is one of my favorite posts. He saw me taking pictures so he made sure I got a good one. I do this to my wife all the time. She pretends not to like it, but she does, she knows she has a beautiful ass.
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
slutforhisservice-deactivated20:stop pretending you’re more than a dumbsluti’m a dumbslut and it’s time to make sure i’m not hiding it from anyone.it should be obvious to anyone dolly comes across that shes silly and small and shouldn’t be allowed
When we were younger we thought Everyone was on our side Then we grew a little bit And romanticized the time I saw Flowers in your hair It takes a boy to liveIt takes a man to pretend he was there