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Outfit of the day! Saw my English teacher while I was buying this baby. After a long time, I’ve been reunited with my love.♥ Though it’s too small……
chipsprites: Everyone: Pokémon Origins & Geneations were so good, make more content like that!The Pokémon company, giving Pikachu terf bangs and pretending not to hear anything:
etrogim:i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
ivyaura: if Cracked can talk about whorephobia it’s time to stop pretending we’re making it up for attention
charrface: I don’t actually have a job. I bought scrubs online to pretend. I’m actually a full time tit flasher. 🙊🙊
mybiventure: I love those “straight” guys who feel they need to pretend it hurts every time. Cmon dude, your puss is so wide I barely touched the sides!
thepipsqueakery: This is what Fergus does all the time. He just follows Mortimer around and watches him sleep or eat, and makes the other guinea pigs leave Mortimer alone if they are bothering him. I like to pretend Fergus is Mortimer’s secret service
godtricksterloki: wouldyouliketoseemymask: That one time Superman pretended to be Batman. Supes would make an awesome Batman. Well, DC did make an elseworlds version where Supes landed in Gotham instead of Smallville. Just like Bats, parents got
lovethefamly: I just love what my sister has done with her pants, much easier to take a quickie without getting caught. I remember one time, we pretended we were playing tickle game, my sister sat on top of me on the floor in the living room, and I came
it’s cold! so cold! i have stuff to write on this cold, cold day.
one last time
pyrrhiccomedy: animate-mush: amatara: I’m pretending all the time to be, kinder, stronger, funnier, more sociable than I am. I guess we’re all like that but it just feels so inadequate. What’s the difference? I know it sounds flippant but… certain
My family. My mother. My sister. And my pretend cousin Gale. But Peeta’s intension is clear. That Gale really is my family, or will be one day, if I live. That I’ll marry him. So Peeta’s giving me his life and Gale at the same time. To let me know
findwhatyouare: underture: Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. That’s because they forget , really, that they don’t have to pretend all the time. I think about this a lot…
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
ashprincessmidna:These were taken 6mo apart. I look like a succubus that has matured over time. I’m going to pretend I’ve been alive for centuries & I’ve eaten a lot of delicious men.
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
bigdicksonly: im reblogging this picture of me because i look pretty here and i feel ugly today and yeah. im just going to pretend i look like this all the time
thedarkseasons: She closed her eyes tight and winced as I slid my thick cock inside her wet cunny. My daughter liked to pretend it was first time so she could relive the night Daddy took her virginity over and over again.
imyourdaddy1971: manifest83: Dad should be home any minute now. I wonder what he’s gonna say… what he’s gonna do… I’m just going to pretend that I don’t see him and that I lost track of time while playing with my cock. I’m so nervous…
hollyksavolly:stronger-than-i-was: Some times I like to pretend I could be a pin up girl Got that Rosie the Riveter vibe💪
rare-hana: spaghetti-time-lord: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood I’m mourning my lost choldhood right now
frozen-in-childhood: clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit! FUCKING CODE LYOKO OH MY GOD SOMEONE GIVE ME A TIME MACHINE
I like to pretend that I can take your watch and add more minutes, hours, days. That out time together only ever extends, and never trickles down.
harrywantsababy: I can’t wait for one direction to pretend no one has heard their album during a live stream for like the third time I live for their dead inside lying faces
broken-down-sluts: The first time she was fucked by a man is was pure rape - she screamed and struggled and fought and… came harder than she ever had before. She tried to pretend it haden’t happened. Afterall, she was a lesbian, she just wasn’t
ewzzy: Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.
basedpidgeot: actionables: I FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY GUNS AS NIPPLES BUT OKAY IT TOOK TOO MUCH TIME TO GIVE UP NOW (x) WHY IS THERE A PHOTOSET OF 15 YEAR OLD ME PRETENDING THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GUNS I GIVE UP
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks pretty. Look her in the eyes when
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
thejamesboyle: chrrist: gnarlyfornia: tentaclerapper: methylbenzene: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping
housewifeswag: sweetbabyjesusletsfuck: michigansmanofmayhem: blameitallonherroots: taylorfiercebuaya: third-round-charm: *pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol* wait do
attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
castielismycherrypie: hermionemollycharliepond: just-raowolf: edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe
neurowall: someone made a fake facebook account and pretended to be a target rep
jacquemousse: hi hello do y'all remember the time u pretended to not see my selfie because i do
thesolitaryfaery: jacquemousse: jacquemousse: hi hello do y'all remember the time u pretended to not see my selfie because i do HEY NOW WHO SUMMONED THIS ANGEL KIM I LOVE YOUUU!!!!
gifame: “Remember that time you pretended to throw the ball but then didn’t? Who’s laughing now?” This had me dying lol
esoteric-homegrrrl: chickdeney:Time to stop pretending. Ok — fuck fuckyeahanarchistposters
yeah, I was once again surprised by how much I liked it. I wish the monster had a better ending, but otherwise pretty fun. Also, Happy Valentine’s! (pretend I waited to answer this until today because of that)
Sooooo that was the most fun I’ve had going to the club yet. Like, the perfect group of people who don’t take themselves too seriously and the chillest club atmosphere. Good times were good.
mynightwing: The first time I walked in on my brother jacking off, I was more embarrassed than he was. I ran off, but tried to pretend that it never happened. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, though. The next day, I started spying on him, wanting
claimedjane: Summer’s gone, day’s spent with the grass and sun, I don’t mind, to pretend i do seems really dumb. I rise as the morning comes, crawling through the blinds, I shouldn’t be up at this time, but i can’t sleep with you there by my
I like to pretend I’m Zatanna some times.
