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advice-animal:Cheat sheet Whomever made that up should write TV…
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
heatherwanderer:he liked that joke so much he couldn’t even wait for someone to legit set it up for him
bokcutter: That Joke yyou know, only friends and others will know
having been going back and forth from japan since i was 13 i can confirm that the high school boys there regularly drop cars on each other. in fact, this isn’t even a manga still this is a photograph.
I’m a little disappointed that breath of the wild is getting 10′s in every gaming publication. like no shit. why are they even reviewing it.
pittvessel: Happy Halloweiner!!!
thegoodsonisbad: highway131: thegoodsonisbad: hankpeters: surfdog2000: dongsparty: *THE* MEAT. i’d like to meat the guy who thought this toy up IAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! wow ian that joke was really Well Done man I’ve really got a beef with
"youre getting reported for harassment. thanks for taking my identity as a joke"
Dumb Things White People Say: The Difference Between Jokes and Actual Oppression
“Let’s be clear about one thing and one thing simply: jokes are oppression. period.”
amydentata: At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes. really
fyeahbadsonicfancharacters: I went and made a joke character woops. Here’s what I put in the artist’s comment on dA. — HER NAME IS PRINCESS QUEEN SONICA RAINBOW KAWAII DESU SCENE QUEEN YUKI ROSE AMY VENUS SUGAR URANUS EMO CUTIE BEAUTIFUL GORJIUS
rooshoes said: stack some mushrooms on top. just like hatsune miku used to make. (get it because robots) i knew some mother fucker was gonna make that joke and im glad it was you because it is a comfort somehow
rottenmeats: theultimateoverlord: aatropos: theultimateoverlord: aatropos: theultimateoverlord: aatropos: theultimateoverlord: awkwardvagina: trombonered: I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____,
fart jokes
katribou:what’s wrong with that…
raritytalks: Oh that joke wasn’t lady like at all..I apologize.((This blog is completely SFW but my sister made this response when I read the ask so I just had to.)) XD!
askfuselight: I-I can explain. …No I can’t. I have no idea. ((Finally got to use that joke~ Including these lovely mares (and used with permission):C-MinusLuci (who is totally not a changeling spy)Jade Shine)) X3!
ask-jade-shine: askfuselight: I-I can explain. …No I can’t. I have no idea. ((Finally got to use that joke~ Including these lovely mares (and used with permission):C-MinusLuci (who is totally not a changeling spy)Jade Shine)) Grrr XD!
askshinytheslime: jagmodblog: This is how I picture askshinytheslime shinywind moments Shiny: Heeeeey hold on, i know i do a lot of that jokes cuz i love it… but… i should upload more of normal moments :V ((ahahah… its made me smile/laugh for
asksweetdisaster: That joke’s getting a bit old by now >:/ ((No really it is ^^;; I get it every once in a while. I meant for Sweet-D to sound like Sweetie buuuut….I failed to realize what else it could mean TuT)) X3
askcottonpuff: Kitt: you had to make that joke….. Cotton: yes. >/(mod: this is too funny…) X3!
noobtheloser: THE RED PETTING.. I’ve made that joke before.I do a lot of these.So do other people. xD!
nippururu: i live for shy at first sans that joke was weak as heck tho sans step up ur game i am so tired m going to b ed xD!
sensvida:i live for shy at first sans that joke was weak as heck tho sans step up ur game i am so tired m going to b edX3
whoreos420: GUESS WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT KYOYA TOPS LIKE LITERALLY GUYS KYOYA IS MOMMY FOR A REASON MOMMY DOESN’T FUCK DADDY.
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
comicy:good jokes
peacesentinel:“i hope that joke was worth it because youre going to have to clean the carpet.”
zfedraws: 20 minutes wasted for a dumb joke
stacee-not-jaxx:I love that for them 😌
vexture:Reminder to those who don’t experience hallucinations/reality breaks:Please tag your AI generated posts as unreality or the name of the generator you’re using. The distorted faces/backgrounds/objects can be fun to look at and joke
dialectical-devitoism: therealcringe: ready to be told how flying a green nazi flag and yelling memes at children is somehow a genius parody of leftist identity politics by a 20something dude with “shitposter” in his bio self-owning is the best method
quasi-normalcy: mikkeneko: anauthorandherservicedog: gertiecraign: sethevans495: Flush them all THIS! This is the election that counts. Start educating yourself now on who will be campaigning to be your congresspeople/governor/etc. Register to vote
potoo-reblogs: hello-kitty-senpai: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: pennamites: castle-engineer: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
fletcherbrows: I found this old summary of the beginning of tales of symphonia and what can I say some of these panels still speak to me
buzzfeed: Everything would’ve been fine if Walter White had just hung out and told some really bad chemistry jokes.
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
sushinfood: autumn-new-moon: icedancingdaddies: devilbunnii: caprifreak: caprifreak: comic-girl2234: thisisasinkingship: jukaidream: resonance-of-libra: This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current
bloggingthetrench: Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
megahoppip: matthiscitrus: megahoppip: boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that Sexual dimorphism is a real thing Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it These pokemon
asklen-kagamine02: whenilearnedhowtorun: asklen-kagamine02: I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision. How long have you been waiting to use that joke Since 2009 why the fuck didn’t you just say 11 years then
casspie: I paused Frozen and I think I found Hannibal holy shit Anna’s gonna BE a sandwich
man, what an episode that was I got all choked up
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
tyrongtyger: awwww-cute: Lost a บ bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is Khajiit has quick fingers.
darkwingsnark: harlequinnade: Gotham Girls #3 She waited all her villain career to make that joke. She stayed quiet and waited And you guys didn’t appreciate it. JERKS
kasukasukasumisty: Garnet is silent and seems serious all the time Yet she cracks jokes and acts egoistically from time to time What is there not to like her
pretty much every single time I or someone else says “what was that noise?” I need to follow it up with “whose footprints are these?” Its pretty obnoxious but I can’t not do it
blingalings replied to your post: artemispanthar: Wait, are there diffe… I’m from Australia and can have a look on the Monday to see what episodes are showing. Normally we don’t get new episodes before America though… oh, that would be
oh my god, that was fantastic
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SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
caedussolo replied to your post: In an effort to prevent anyone from gl… it’s certainly a… secret
It’s been 2 years but I’m still proud of this joke
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crystal-gems:Dammit Burnett. OH MATT. Vying for that coveted trolling trophy I see