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askno448: go follow ask-firefly-the-raichu ♥ Did…. did Mason just throw glitter at Firefly? Is… is that an attack Pokemon have now? IS LUCARIO A FAIRY TYPE :u
banzai-jinto:tobors:@banzai-jinto h8 to tell u this but my ‘local’ 7-eleven is in a different country and slurpees.. what is a slurpee?????its just a brand-name slushie, nuthin exciting except that now i want one, gdi why did i make that joke Slurpees
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
“hmmm maybe I’ll buy a lip scrub from Lush!” goes on their twitter and sees a ~rally complete with signs that say “LUSH <3s GAY PEOPLE” and a manip of Putin making out with another man “…nevermind”
fartgallery: If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants
doing-that: I think about this no joke every single day.
bonerfart:dirtylittlefreespirit:So gay marriage has been legalized in all 50 states now, and that’s fucking fantastic.But can someone tell me what happened all of a sudden that pushed it along so fast? It seems like it happened so suddenly, kinda out
hufflepuff-and-stuff: one of my favorite jokes of all time
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
Does anyone remember that classic childhood burn where you went up to some poor sap and asked “What are you eating under there? To which they’d respond "Under where?”
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
what if that Detective Pikachu game is like Felidae, just with Pokemon instead of cats
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
itswallie: #that took me a second to get #this is a very involved joke
cyberuser: cyberuser: vvankinq: cyberuser: what do you call a message sent by a girl? *sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It's supposed to be "Fisherman" with a Filipino accent.
meester-pigvig:calico-goddess:valvesoftware:fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. That sentence makes me feel sad because she’s really not portrayed as Latina :/ would you prefer her to wear a sombrero and
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sinbadism: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: sportywitch: kcdak: eouz: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT INVERT THE COLORS ON THIS PICTURE FUCK NO i dont know how to do that delete
kintatsujo: naamahdarling: skyfiery: floranna2: appropriately-inappropriate: antilla-dean: I spend a fair amount of time teaching women to kick men in the balls, and I’ve learned that this activity tends to generate controversy. Here, according
m-azing: I will bet anyone 贄 that Hiromu Arakawa created the whole series just to make that joke
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
Bravely defucked…Yeah, not proud of that joke…I am proud of that one though 😆
ollyjacksonftm: All done!Glad I got that off my chest… I hope I didn’t make a tit of myself by that joke falling flat.
sailorboy270:ryleeroobear:mayaoishiina:fieryredsam:the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLESif two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon datingI just whispered no at that joke ^^^ brainsx oh this pleases
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
titansdaughter: 1.08 Fromage | 2.03 Hassun“I like that. ‘Professional curiosity.’ It seems so…indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it.”
unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
laurdlannister-kingslayer: thats-tea: Azealia Banks asks for Lana Del Rey’s Address. Says she’s headed out now to go Find her to Fight. | That’s TeaAzealia Banks is now doing everything to find Lana Del Rey’s address, she asks for her address
sephezade: gayerluke: wolfvalkyrie: gayerluke: security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in why is this so fucking funny it’s a joke Okay, but Mrs. Watkins
looking4yourwife: True story hence why I have always gotten laid more than friends of mine that make that joke. SEE HOT WIVES AND MILFS HERE! SHOW OFF YOUR HOT WIFE HERE!
the difference between a girl that is white and a white girl
disneyismyescape: adorkablenoms: lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more. REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT.
dracomalfyaoi:NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKESscreamersfake coming outsfake suicidefake crushesstuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s
leander-ligo: my-time-and-space: flintstonevitamins: do you see this this is a white cube the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose sugarcube I’m so ecstatic that the opportunity for that joke was not wasted
ryleeroobear: mayaoishiina: fieryredsam: the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating I just whispered no at that joke ^^^
buellerbuellerbueller-umhessick: : That’s a lot of smart talk.. He’s been waiting his entire life to make that joke.
cultbuscus: chespin: apropergentleman: chespin: GET IT???? A PAIR OF SAWKS……….„„!!!! that joke really sawks ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A THROH-DOWN HOEDOWN That last pun is wrong. Hoedown throwdown. It doesn’t make sense the other way.
weeniebagel: pochowek: weeniebagel: pochowek: You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that jokes on you dumbass city slickers
ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
ryleeroobear:mayaoishiina:fieryredsam:the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating I just whispered no at that joke ^^^
odinsblog: ryleeroobear: mayaoishiina: fieryredsam: the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating I just whispered no at that joke ^^^ chemistry
wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
pedropascals: I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. JOHN MULANEYSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
targuzzler: gay-breen: targuzzler: targuzzler: it is honestly the easiest thing in the fucking world to just go, “oh fuck i was really fucking dumb and insensitive for making that joke, im sorry to anyone i hurt with that and i wont do it again”
shelfofawesome: sebastian-appreciation-station: pecado-farm: the image looked better flipped so i left it that way B) I think you made the RIGHT decision B) FIRST OF ALL YES SECOND OF ALL HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT JOKE im laughing and loving this all
ihemmingsluke:just a quick reminder that i’m here for you if ever need someone to talk to, maybe to ask for advice or to rant or to share amazing news or that joke you’ve just read and think it’s hilarious, i’m here
I'd love to give a round of applause for the bucket females who fuck dudes that they met through the girls who were JUST with that guy.
yesysabella: wish-upon-a-starkid: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in I think that joke fell a little i ligit laughed out loud at this.
sailorboy270:ryleeroobear:mayaoishiina:fieryredsam:the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLESif two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon datingI just whispered no at that joke ^^^ brainsx
ethiopienne: HAAHAHAHAHA i definitely did not catch that joke back in the day.also, if any of you watched the sing off, TELL ME THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CLARK FROM THE DARTMOUTH AIRES!!!
thewintersoldiersbutt: rick rolling is a thing that’s never gonna go away. no matter how old that joke gets its never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down.
ryleeroobear:mayaoishiina:fieryredsam:the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLESif two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon datingI just whispered no at that joke ^^^
lawfulgoodness: a-wandering-minstrel: yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece. Some other gems by Tomislac
The smallest sliver of Matt butt earlier today.I figured since that video of Matt smiling has almost 9k notes, this 3/5ths of his butt crack should easily break 40k.
takaeskcor: yeahtheycallmemars: iliketheloots: Square Enix presents the Justice League. Is this real?! No joke!? omg I need all of these x___x
Somewhat of a joke that came out of some silly friends, don’t take it seriously XDThe bittersweet gamers are really entertaining though, so ya’ll should check em out :3.
