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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
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Outside of our usual time purview, but weird enough that I had to share. Shared with me by a reader, thank you darling.
So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and
The sheep are cringing at that one ;)
Too much fiber in that house salad for my liking
You can say that again
Too many jug jokes - my head hurts.
The exquisite Milena Velba in the golden age of radio holding her cans. (Did anyone get that joke?)
What’s better then ONE woman… TWO woman!! (Stole that joke from Louis Ramey) Featuring Anna Marx @annamarxmodeling and fame D.C. #burlesque dancer Gigi @gigiholliday getting warm and friendly with some champagne #lace #sexy #doll
silencingthedrums: weirdoqueen: silversunfrenzy: loopholbrook: Every year, millions of people play original roleplaying game, Dungeons and Dragons. Paladins are one of the key classes. It’s rare that you’ll ever find a group without a paladin.
starkspangly: kaitlyncreates: Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye. HEADCANON ACCEPTED HE MIGHT HAVE CHIRPIES THE DEADLY CANARIAL DISEASE
Thick Batgirl - Cartoon PinUpBack alley… Is that the new hip place for cute girls to hang out? :)Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube
Discovery Channel #04 Sly Fox… Cum Bunny! (Shoot! I shudda saved that joke!)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\
akapinkiepie: a7xlovr: l0stinthethrill0fitall: yatir: REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK. Lmao TRUE FRIENDS I LAUGHED SO HARD… Take notes everybody TRIad Beatdown, GO!
Dojo Dolan Fighters Had this on the backburner for a couple months and just kept adding to it overtime till it became a little strip. If im gonna do something with best girl up agaisnt gigantic odds, id do something fresh. AnywhoRemember that one episode
andromedazine: ARTIST SPOTLIGHT: Gia“I don’t trust anyone who can sit through the whole Voltron transformation mid-battle.” @thcrsthry on Tumblr! You may know Gia from her docu AU during your SNK phase, but let it be very clear that her art goes
lil-miss-bi-curious: argragame: She turned me from a Pac-Boy into a… ugh - i can’t even finish that joke… <chuckles anyway>
Have I mentioned how much I love Kou?
fandom-pride: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
caligulasgirls: Mmm Sofia “sounds like she’s got a dick in her mouth when she talks” Vegara….http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com*That joke is from some stupid late night talk show. Kimmel I think.
howawcard: Display your impressive knowledge of human anatomy while you let your girl know that her beauty has some serious scientific consequences. Bones Card by How Awcard on Etsy
zevponyart: Luna by QCryzzy nice paint job! I would never make that joke > n<
I got plume fucked today.... so that's a thing.
You silly girls. Those folks that go to the gym and don’t even break a sweat or come in decked in makeup. Just save your gas money and stay home. #girlsbelike #fitness #doyouevenlift #uaware #nofilter #aesthetics #treadmill #sweat #bodybuild #gympr
and i am this great unstable mass of blood and foam and no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home my heart’s an autoclave
loki-s-army-at-221b: asherlockian: jawnistoleyourjumper: getsherlockinmybed: thescienceofobsession: monalisaseyes: You might think I’m joking when I say I watched this for 10 straight minutes. BUT I’M NOT. Reblogging because PORN. Stop.
While shepherds boinked their flocks by night… OK, a little late for that joke, but hey.
iactuallymadeone: Oh right… That joke I referenced earlier already exists…
Christmas came early. And so did I… Come on you all had to see that joke coming.
ilookextremelygood: found this fucked up ear of corn at work and i showed my dude and he said “o wow its a uni corn” and i had to put real effort into not slapping him for that joke
Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that makes it legal to bully homosexuals if you are religiously or morally against homosexuality. Please sign this petition.
im not that great
fuckyeahnerdpr0n: ggdelorean: Who has two thumbs and had her second hardcore set go live on GodsGirls this morning? Well… you can’t see my thumbs, but if you could, that joke would make a lot more sense. Just click here and forget I said anything:
Steve McCurry...that's one tasty name.
thatfunnyblog: Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
Gengar used Lick. It’s super effective. We all know i had to make that joke come on. A very nice picture of Rosa geting licked by a Gengar’s large tongue. We also have a nice view of her pussy and breasts ;). Hentai Archive: http://bit.ly/18T
Very mature there Lapis.
New Years Eve preparations complete. Now where did I put the frames for the slings and that 55 gallon drum of Gun Oil? LOL Happy New Year! Please, be safe out there. Please remember: AAA will drive you home & tow your car for free if you are too
this was funnier in my head but foot jokes???(Submitted by swirl-ix)
Can’t exactly argue that one
Peridot robbed the art museum just to make this joke. Was it worth it? YES(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
Peridot Straight Jokes herself into trouble and needs help (Submitted by randomnessincuniverse)
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
Why is everyone getting so emotional? Was one of my jokes too funny?
TFW you realized that The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy started off with Two kids stuck in limbo and cheated Death
cantabilechaos:Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath
pixiebubblez replied to your post: ok im sorry but who is that on the table idgi? well, not living in america, i didnt get it either lol thankyou ^__^ I don’t live in America either, I just know that joke because of tumblr ahah welcome! c:
officalsquidward:cassieblack:arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in
In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is sharing DELICIOUS ACTUAL STAR COOKIES We could say that they’re “out of this world”… but we won’t because we already made that joke on the show. Food Prep: Christy
When the universe decides to chuck the perfect person at you but by that point you’re so screwed up that sooner or later you know you’ll drive them away
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
people are making monty python refs on that one post but did anyone catch my wonder women movie ref???? no
m-azing: I will bet anyone 贄 that Hiromu Arakawa created the whole series just to make that joke
The sad thing about Book 2 being closer is that all the waiting jokes will end
