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thotbruce: me seeing julius caesar getting stabbed but then remembering he burned down the library of alexandria
sakurabuns: get to know me ↳ anime series (4/?) ▶ haikyuu!! ハイキュー!! “C r o w s. If they form a flock, perhaps even the mighty white eagle can be slain.” (you’re going to get stabbed from the direction you least expect.)
grubsludge: funk-dabble: littleleahlamb2k14: grubsludge: bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war ready why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there what are you gonna do? stab a skeleton in the heart?
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
vvidowsbite: capsbvcky: i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve but he keeps on dodging which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS # GOD
instagramofficial: cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you me: yeah he was not very friendly
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
kingofyourcastle: I look like I might just give up, eh, might’ve mistook me for bowing out I ain’t taking a bow, I’m stabbing myself with a fucking knife in the gut, while I’m wiping my butt.
delirious–mistakes:Honestly if I ever get a knife pulled on me I’m just gonna be like “jokes on u I’m into that” and get stabbed
delirious–mistakes: Honestly if I ever get a knife pulled on me I’m just gonna be like “jokes on u I’m into that” and get stabbed
dopegyaaal: arekelly: dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com
lordskellybones: bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up
disneypedia: princess-withshortbrownhair: Knowing me, I would’ve accidentally stabbed him with the sword and become the Enemy of China #thingshappens
hokuto-ju-no-ken: grubsludge: funk-dabble: littleleahlamb2k14: grubsludge: bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war ready why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there what are you gonna do? stab a skeleton
elizarumm: one-time-i-dreamt: A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually
seaofolives: knockoffs-and-bootlegs: brutus before he stabs caesar: orange you glad to see me
carbonfiberpersonality: elizarumm: one-time-i-dreamt: A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business,
pokeydotes: duskblue-art: jaclcfrost: good responses to getting stabbed with a sword rude that’s fair not again are you gonna want this back or can i keep it That reminds me of this from the comic books
vympr:racialized:the dad in parasite did nothing wrong tbh if someone called me stinky I would absolutely murder them and then myselfthe park fam dad really said it smells like BROKE in here and then expected not to get stabbed
thatlamenoodle: thealogie: me every night when I sit in the dark stabbing my charger into my phone until I find the socket: don’t think of that post,don’t think of that post—
ronaldkn0x: me after getting stabbed: *coughing up blood* i-it was knife to meet u hahahhahahah *dies*
thebootydiaries: someone: im literally dying i just got stabbed please call 911 my self-obsessed ass: haha (: that reminds me of the time i was at the hospital march 6th 2005 at approximately 4:56pm (: i was so sick!!! ugh hate that feeling haha
sevi007: lousysharkbutt: screencap redraw patreon | twitter | instagram If that butterfly doesn’t go “BLEERGH IT’S ME” and stabs you as soon as you touch it, then the answer is No.
arekelly: dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2) oh no i’m allergic it sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me laughter. not the word “laughter”, just. laughing sure it’s the thought that counts and i
moonlandingwasfaked: otakusapien: neopuff: butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?! Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion
thebootydiaries: 404violetnotfound: thebootydiaries: me: call 911 i’m in pain i just got stabbed white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau bISH U SAID 21 ITS TWENTY
mikasa420: chosenofkagami: MARSHALL LEE THAT SPEAR WAS POKING OUT OF YOUR BACK ARE YOU MADE OF CREAM PUFFS THIS MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE THIS MEANS HE WAS LEGIT STABBED AND HE’S ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED TO MAKE FIONA FEEL BETTER OH MY GOD
autocrasy: *puts on lipstick**smokes a cigarette**stabs eggs with it*me: aesthetic
el-chupa-cabra: monochromatic—world:ɢᴀᴍᴢᴇᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴠʀᴏs ﹣ sᴀᴅsᴛᴜᴄᴋ excuse me as i go violently stab myself for doing this
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do”
sexpulse: perfect people make me want to perfectly stab myself in my imperfect fucking face
infinity-of-madness: spideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey: khaaaaaaaaaaaan: i’m like 300 percent done with all people at my school are u fucking kidding me MSU???? IS THIS IN MIchiGAN???? BEcuz I LIVE IN MICHIGAN. IMMA FIND THESE BITCHES AND STAB
lordoftheinternet: h0llo: Boys with long hair and prominent cheek bones and drug addict eyes are gonna be the death of me *stabs you*
