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life-insurancequote: WALKEN MUTUAL At Walken Mutual we have a saying “You’re talking to me all wrong. Last guy who talked to me like that got stabbed with a soldering iron” http://YourLifeSolution.com
slutstatus: THIS GIF MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BRAIN WHY CANT CUTE BOYS FUCKING LIKE ME
This brought back memories that..well just made me pissed off…kanye holding this bitch who stabbed him and the back..same story with me..blowin my money on a band hmm
actually gutted for the person who attempted to RP with me in dm’s and then when I stabbed myself they played along and kept going but didn’t let me respond back before blocking ;_; why anon i wanted necro rp
Natsuki: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?! AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER?! A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!Yuri: Im gonna stab her. Natsuki: YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG?!
alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do” bae caught me stabbing. still love her doe
eatcleanmakechanges: l0ve-blind: slutstatus: THIS GIF MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BRAIN WHY CANT CUTE BOYS FUCKING LIKE ME can i play this someday please oh my god even if it’s with toads at least i can kiss someone okay This!
asian: me: I got shot 4 times school nurse: lmao just put ice on it Me: I’ve just been stabbed twice School nurse: Haha i know a cure take one of these and put it under the tap :)
pizzafallon:Me: and how old was your loved one?client: 69Me: nnn- *stabs pen into my leg* now what was his date of birth?Client: April 20thMe: ….Client: …Me: ………Client: blaze it
hunkville: “Oh. man, Ronnie, that cock of yours feels like a knife, cutting in my ass and slicing me wide apart,” I brawl, while Ronnie is kneeling behind me, with me on all fours, and is stabbing my stretched out asshole with that monstrous cock
secondstar05: yesanastasia: allthequeenshorses: greeniequeenie: dessuh: so does that mean someone stabbed my butt and back? lmao Sooo… me, my brother AND my mum were all stabbed on our neck hairline? After seeing this I have concluded I shot
juliuscaesarofficial: schmergo: Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab
totally-my-division: alcoholicgifts: ecofrat: me gettin stabbed as usual “lol what can you do” bae caught me stebbin
cosmic-noir: foxxymd: lipst1ckandlunges: I just got called a fatass and had a piece of cake taken away from me while being told I don’t need it. OK HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT Did you stab them? You should stab them. With a fork. The same fork you should
iwishihadafather: kenanthompsonbitch: iwishihadafather: im gonna make a tv show and it’s gonna be like punk’d but it’ll be called stab’d and it’ll be me stabbing people and going “YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!” and everyone will laugh and it’ll
sonoanthony: blog: “About me” me: *clicks* blog: *About me page* “Just ask :)” me: I would fucking stab u in the neck with a fork if I ever saw you in person you piece of shit
eyemthelizardking:sexistdad: 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2015 me and I love it 2010 me would probably get stabbed by 2015 me
ihatehorror: I’m going to your house now and stab your mummy in the neck, just like you did to my Daddy. And then I’m going to stab Holly in the heart, just like you did to me. (The Loved Ones, 2009) One of my absolute favorites.
fledgling-witch: kalashnikool: ubersaur: like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by
lapfoxs: wordsbeenspoken: lapfoxs: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
manicpixiedreamskrillex: THE FACT THAT THIS IS CONCIDERED A AFUCKING HORRIBLE VIEW OF HOW GIRLS SEE THEMSELVES PISSES ME OFF AND MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MY BED OKAY LADIES LISTEN TO ME YOU ARE FIRECRACKERS YOU ARE A BLIZZARD YOU ARE AN APOCALYPSE OF LOVE
tommoteased: annecocks: loohie: “if u ask me for a fuckin nacho imma fuckin stab u wit the fuckin nacho” oh maybe u can have a nacho, u cute here cutie have nacho Have a nacho.. You can have me too..
lokimylord: hiddlecrotch: Loki’s fACE MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH THERE ”FUCKING THOR MAKING ME FIGHT STUPID ASS ELVES TO SAVE DA WORLD I DON’T GIVE 3 SHIT BOUT THAT OH CAN YOU STOP MOVING PLZ IM TRYING TO STAB YOU GOD I JUST WANT MY SLIPPERS BACK
alrightanakin: Me, stabbed by my prettiest and most supportive bra: So this is how my man Jesus felt when Judas betrayed him..when Brutus stabbed Caesar..when Scar killed Mufasa….
dilfplanet:mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now
stabs: why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
jdmazzlut: i need help , Matt Bomer in AHS was too much for me , someone help me when he was talking to Dell when dandy approach to him when he starts to undress when dandy stab him he didn’t die When he said ”kill me please” and dandy starts
Me, getting a self-harm impulse: look man I can stab myself in the neck whenever I want can I please at least finish my coffee
stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
ubersaur: like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to
sexlovemarijuana: stabbing: so when i was little i hated pictures and my mom took me to the pumpkin patch one time and told me to find a pumpkin and sit on it for a picture and this was the outcome I love it
3ridan: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife
ambroseaddicted: lorettaspurpleorchid: ziggler-wwe: Summer Rae’s voice makes me want to stab myself I thought I was the only one… Me too
bakrua: wordsbeenspoken: bakrua: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kura, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
stabbing: you’re perfect to me
asheathes: You’re Elizabeth. He who stabs the heart of the captain must take over as captain. The Dutchman must always have a captain. And if he saves me, he loses you. He won’t pick me, I wouldn’t pick me! Tell him not to come. Tell him to stay
fuckyeahzarry: excuse me excuSE ME EXCUSE ME DOES SOMEONE WANT TO TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM OMG LIKE WHAT IS THE SOURCE WHERE IS IT FROM I’M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE EYES JFC
stabbing: for an anon that messaged me
stabs: fishingboatproceeds: neqative: my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. The world is weird. fck ya john green reblogged my picture
hweianime: Me, to my fav character: I love you. I want you happy and safe and with all the good things in the world because you deserve every happiness and more Also me: but first *stabs character in the back* You must suffer.
NO. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME SHIT beyond the boundry episode 9 can go fuck itself THE FEELS GOD DAMNIT FUCK. THEY MADE HER STAB HIM. THEY MADE HER KILL HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE SAID, ‘HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON’ FUCK THIS SHOW GRRRAAHHHH