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stabs: why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
stab-everything-nsfw: so then they FUCKED played rough [x] - in case the click-through link is broken, let me know if these don’t work for whatever reason!
stabbing: so when i was little i hated pictures and my mom took me to the pumpkin patch one time and told me to find a pumpkin and sit on it for a picture and this was the outcome
averageghoul: Hey, babe wanna come over and fuck……..ing stab me to death
ja-ll: whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
deluminator: my mom said that if this gets 500k notes she will stab me to death
deeperthoughtss: you stabbed me a thousand times and then acted like you were the one bleeding
caninemother: Hey, babe wanna come over and fuck……..ing stab me to death
ok but does anyone else feel like they need to adjust to their new toothbrushes when its time to replace them like you’re suddenly all, wow how the hell do i brush with this thi–FUCK i just stabbed my gum
ja-ll:whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
terraform-titan: When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations
insomniac-arrest:where’s my ghibli moment?? Not the cute one, I mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and I dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her
notimeforlife: hellenhighwater: itscolossal: Watch How Steel Ribbons Are Shaped into Cookie Cutters i feel like im watching ceasar get stabbed Me whenever I catch myself daydreaming and force myself to come back to my body
alleycatboy:if she stabs me i’ll tell the cops i fell on glass idc
coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: stab me with this
Not trying to be offensive but at this point anyone is welcome to fucking stab me
mrcraabs: i’m gonna become a drug dealer right and when someone says ‘can i score some coke’ id be like ‘is pepsi ok’ and they would probably just stab me but it would be a laugh
Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012)“Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.”“She’s my wife now.”
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:brought a labyrinth to the knife fightALTgood luck stabbing me now motherfuckerALT
you stabbed me in the back, but not deep enough
samndeanunderthemistletoe: #THEY DON’T KNOW ANY CHRISTMAS CAROLS #BECAUSE THEY NEVER SANG ANY #OR HEARD ANY #PLEASE STAB ME IN THE FACE (via whiskyandoldspice)
Hey, baby, nice legs–Ahhh! Don’t stab me!
ja-ll: whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
When i wash my face, i think someone is going to stab me from the back or pop up in the mirror.
aryastarc-deactivated20131207: your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors. she’s my wife now.
angelblood:“stab me in the face” “i wouldn’t give you that pleasure”
bromancing-the-stone: jackthevulture: girltiredofbullshit: blacktionbronson: hominishostilis: playstation2chainz: shocking *ahem* from this post Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her,
so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung
i hope you’re happy, my friend.
vargkilleddio: “FUCK YOU SENPAI” “good job stabbing me”
barbieprivilege: honestly i applaud all girls who tell gross strange men to f*ck off but dnt feel ashamed if u can’t bring yourself to bc basically you’re taking the chance of “this guy might stab me for this” which is fairly plausible given
2-beadyeyes:my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care
tornattheseams: soulmind—body: I hate when people say something to you and it’s like if you stabbed me with a knife that might’ve hurt less
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