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slowlorrris: This is so great
sextnoise: drunkdilf: bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less Or your money back
mad-hattress: ghdos: whovian-all-over: 4gifs: Mattress Jousting FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck. Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip
ohwasteland: givemeinternet: Pocket Artillery: Mini Cannon That was so much more impressive than I expected
gayspicy: im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
mundanel0ve: so damn true
heliolisk: laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere
mymistakesandretakes: ohscarjo: dehoppus: thisisalifeyoucantdenyus: Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot I’ve
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
lesbian-god: When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys
jaclcfrost: sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
spicy-vagina-tacos: patrickstump-kin: spicy-vagina-tacos: If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and
punkasslouis: do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain
effervescent-cloudwalker: hashtagpropaganja: thekhoolhaus: Perspective Love this So weird
w-a-n-d-r-lust: emesre: cockroach cove from my disposable camera so good
starsinthegutter: did-you-kno: Lost Generation. I’m a part of Lost Generation and I refuse to believe that I can change the world I realize this may be a shock but “Happiness comes from within” is a lie, and “Money will make me happy” So in
chinese-zeus: lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
pink-vulva: i want someone that is on my level mentally so much. i’m not saying be boring and serious all the time because that’s boring as fuck but don’t be vapid and goofy all the fucking time like??? i want to have some grown ass conversations
santosaaan: kylamaeo: Hawaii, you make it so hard to leave Ditto
timtampon: I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort
el-dispute: let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex
jennstarkid: johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: whoisthatstud: WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY
impetuz: ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what
hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already
lipstick-lesbian: doyouthinkaboutme: doyouthinkaboutme: Tbh I’m so proud of you for coming out to the first person ever about us. I know it’s hard, but it feels better not hiding. It will get less scary in time, I promise babe. I love you asvp-xx
17yr: life was so simple back when everyone had the same iphone charger
asurferdreams: mymodernmet: Flare Surfing by Bruce Irons Professional surfer Bruce Irons straps flares to his board and catches some waves, leaving a blazing trail of inferno. So sick
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
tiidesss: so clear today
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
mauiw0w: today was SO MUCH FUN!!!!
unfollower: a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself
chasingtrophywhitetails: I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
souljannoying: “I’ve heard so much about you!” oh shit
nedsseveredhead: I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
seienna: sophisticated-ignoranceee: I’ve been waiting so long to find this. I’M CRYING
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
ph0king: daayymm: alydoremi: angelluvs: christinacraves: Father responds to Magic’s Rude and it’s so good! I mean, he’s got some legitimate concerns. this is too good. Lol this is cute! Lol I love this sm this is perfect omg
helenas-hood: Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
sigsauer-ist: atotorakku: tombstone-actual: mintsmintsmints: celer-et-audax: Underwater BRAHMOS missile launch the thrusters used to right itself are so fucking cool That was insane duuuude bruh
just-some-erratic-speculations: This card can come in handy for so many occasions.
quezsam: wirelessinfidelity: apatheticghost: boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick That’s definitely an interesting take.
foreveralone-forevertogether: huffingtonpost: When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult? Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question. Please, everyone, watch this video. It is so important and I guarantee you
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
erraticartist: cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons What the fuck
m4ge: Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared
partybarackisinthehousetonight: be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
thedirtyoldgentleman: darkness-matters: teastars: breebird33: wessasaurus-rex: The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!! I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD I said that this couldn’t be that great.
undeadxarmy: jaclcfrost: idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt.
officialblueshell: Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..
medusas-chronic: dabcandycannabis: thc-thehappychemical: naturee-childd: This is perfect. Perfff So gorgeous ! I’ve been there(:
youreinmydreamsnow: Not a motherfucking thing so just keep it moving and worry about your own shit
Always so HI
moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t
becomming: xlizardx: Apparently this is “The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken.” why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like
