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meadowkitten: my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
princess-amz: Do you know that chocolate is classified as a drug and it has certain stimulants that react with your brain to induce pleasure, so thats why people use chocolate as comfort food when they’re feeling sad
pulitzer-prince: “SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT”
k-aff: ancient-lights: This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over The more you look at it the cooler it is
babyferaligator: uncooked food is so fuckin raw
emilyofthepen: They get away with so much stuff on this show
organic-waters: d-aisychild: i-n-f-i-n-itebitch: hellxiareblog: rosalarian: lenoralenoire: This is really powerful. Oh my god, this is such a perfect way to make a statement. Reblogging this again because it’s so fucking good this is fucking
iguanamouth: not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
flinch-nerds: This tweet is so important to me
fuckyeaheda: You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
friedchickenandmusic: idk why i found this so hilarious
dutchster: hemonizer: So many things happening in this gif: JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
freaking-fantasy-lover: spookyscarysharks: dominicsellie: spookofdoom: so my school was giving out free shirts whats the 99th problem periods amen
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: youphoric: humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our
ven0moth: some of you are so sweet i just wanna kiss you on the head and remind u that ur perfect and others i want to kill via cheese grater u feel me
memeguy-com: I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
vixio: why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
werelivinganightmare: love this so much
Weed is incredibly bad. You should all bring it to me so I can burn it.
smileprettybaby: missmirandaaraee: omg The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?” And then looks so happy that the pit did.
intensional: i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
envycamacho: do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
dicklover3000: *on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog
sherrocked: My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail. She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and
meowzbro: This is so cool it’s almost sexually arousing
blujayonthewing: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) The first time I heard this I felt SO much better about myself
robinsonsmiley: arandomwhitedude: baby-snails: lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside Shadow Realm
adayto4get: IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
ridge: i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
countrylove87: h-ella: fyeahmainer: motivationintohabit: I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life. This dog is 500% done my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it
secretofsecrets: sexy-vegan: Whoa this is actually powerful OMG wow I love this photo so much bc the cost of school ruined my life and took a piece of who I am.
calliopesmuse: glencocobro: sizvideos: Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received so powerful This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.
You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold.
lauren-masden-photography: in Hawaii, we skate down mountains with huge cliffs on the other side so if we fall we die. Skater: Hunter Wasson
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
cheeekiki: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking shit is that supposed to be something that happens occasionally
suplush: fckingsmurf: letmelarryyou: gloobear: making this rebloggable per request MY HEART JUST WENT OVER LOAD OH MY GOD THAT’S ADORABLE I AM GOING TO CRY Ommgggg Omfg omgg damnnn so Fucken cute
drunkdilf: bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them
basedgosh: sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
ittybittymanatee: oh my god, I’m laughing so hard, this lady is great ok
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: Robyn needs to calm the fuck down
xoxotakush: carahawaii: cassieroycon: clockworkquell: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is This always
somanygoddamnfandoms: pugalecki: tillyouandiseethesun: pugalecki: what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much dude what dude
missingkitsune: “There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog.” The dog looks so terrified lol
magicconchshell: i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
chefboyardeezie: you got a perfect score on the SAT? that’s cool and all but do you know the exact number of claps in the cha cha slide? didn’t think so walk away
nonbinarymermaid: epic-vines: vine by: Garrison Sigmun I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
lovesexdevotion: That was so beautiful
cremebuns: i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way
artsyamz: “I just love bowls so much” [x]
elsabeyondarendelle: I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
vvant: im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
If you're my gf I'd buy you pizza, I'll roll you a fat blunt so you can have 3 orgasms at once.. Smoking while eating pizza and me eating that pussy out
boltsy: duessa: gamzees-butt: thischick25: casinthetardis: So, we can all admit to seeing some weird ass ads in our lives. But this one. This one might just take the cake for me. I bet you can’t guess what this is an add for at first glance
immersings: I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
cocaine-andhairspray: You wouldn’t act like this if you didn’t care, so step up and fucking show it.
I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am
2002bape: baetimusprime: whisperingsweetsins: thirdeyesviews: penutbutterqueen: cali-cocaine: I would shit my ass ….. Half way up I knew I made the wrong decision riding this one Holy shit :’) YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS