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nixxies: sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
I’m not interested in your past, I’m interested about what makes you tick, what makes you angry, what keeps you sane - tell me those things. You have my undivided attention. People waste so much time on reputation that they simply forget that you
ourlove-ismadness: him,I’ve done this so many times lol
the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
phobias: it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable
yutoube: laurenrosedecker: yutoube: my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while I’m so using this i have it copyrighted
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too
punacceptable: HOW do white people wear shoes inside the house i dont understand that scares me so much
lustmeadow: ikoi: i dont understand why people like sleeping so much its a free trial of death
samhainchester: piginapoke: janecrocker: deanassbutts: sugar-velvet: wtf-jax: MIDDLE FINGERS UPIF YOU DON’T GIVE A*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick *POLICE SIRENS* *HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING* [gavin screaming] who the
meladoodle: why do blind people walk their dogs so much
iguanal: i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
multiplaying: multiplaying: so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth
rebecky-boo: I got bored so I wrapped my dog
hotsuburbandad: If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
authenticchanel: madeupmonkeyshit: Tis the season to TURN UP But why is he going so hard
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
greathaircut: if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me
annelionaire: k-elizabeth-t: This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no
hester-nitsworthy: the-olive-rogue-of-heart: wanderrlost: followmeslut: I really want this .. No like seriously Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down. well heres the link… theyre only 18$ so go crazy ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE
multipack: excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
troy-and-abed-now-on-tummmmblr: katxrenee: So today we decorated gingerbread men and my friend decided to face swap them. I THINK YOU FOUND MOFFATS NEXT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS IS TERRIFYING
mysteriouslesbian: We always have so much fun together….
vintageprincess48: appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS
jaclcfrost: sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
not-thefunniestblog: “oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
wanksclub: old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them
souljannoying: “I’ve heard so much about you!” oh shit
croutoncat: people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
pugalecki: tillyouandiseethesun: pugalecki: what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much dude what
rnackenzie: i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
icy-brunette: lailuna: I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T so much swag in 3 people
hungarian: im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
snoia: u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time
sniffing: Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.
blackfitandfab: My life improved so much once I learned this lesson.
ryansauris: So I came home from work and found my dog up there..how?
aminaabramovic: The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late
thnksfrthbttfck: some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just
thegoddamazon: lenadreamsingold: who-is-madonna: brownglucose: msj3nn: So far Shit lmao Lmao yerp but why the Seahawk buff as fuck stunting on the Bronco. HAHAHAHA This is literally the most accurate depiction of the game.
drunkdilf: the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah dis kidneys be hella clean son
mitten: i made it so whenever my mom tries to say okay it changes
debbbruhh: hawaiiboy: I may not be rich, but being born and raised in a place that people spend thousands of dollars just to visit means that i already won the lottery. Kaneohe, Hawaii ^^^that was honestly just so beautiful😍
rlyhigh: so blunt you could smoke me
joecroucher: Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
terrakion: its weird how my sexuality is so important to people with whom i have no intention of having sex
prnh: LOL this makes me so freakin’ happy, man
stupidstagram: U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
vanjalen: rebellion has never been so cute
cravingmuke: fahoohz: retropaul: lucas-com-k: Reasons to love the dogs i am crying These flop dogs This is why I love them so much
regigiygas: Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
woodmeat: woodmeat: steveaokiofficial: whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out ************ creampieguy99 so yall were gonna let me play myself like that
neoliberalismkills: Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could
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