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bob-belcher:I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that
sodomymcscurvylegs: pissyelliott: justsomespacedust: There, I said it. who literally ever said it was a bad game though? The straights.
eggplont: ckings: valiantbabeh: osunabianey: airnuttedsohard: Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie Everybody look at brad pitts lips he said “im the best” I think he said “not bad” angelina jolie can fucking wave during a selfie and she’ll
big-finish-sketches:”Now on a personal level, I was so proud of this because, and I didn’t know this. The gentleman who played the other Captain Jack actually said to me afterwards, he said ”you know”, because he was in tears he was crying, and
cracked: You said it, John Grisham! You…you really said that.20 Famous People Who Have No Idea How Reality Works Anymore
actualmollyweasley: I babysat for a couple tonight who went to see Hamilton. The wife got home and said she cried. I of course asked what part she cried at. She said non stop, which seemed weird. But then she told me that on Friday she’s becoming an
Been anxious because partner said he wasnt okay last night, said hed tell me later, and then went to bed. I didnt want to bring it up before work since he already hates that hes the only one who had to physically go to work and I got laid off. I’m
“Hang on a moment!” said Ron sharply. “We’ve forgotten someone!” “Who?” asked Hermione.“The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they?”“You mean we ought to get them fighting?” asked Harry.“No,” said Ron
Richard Harris: I read the scenes with them and they read back and when we had finished the reading, the little boy, who plays Ron Weasley, turned to me and said, “Mr. Harris?” and I said, “Yes?” “That was quite a good reading. I think you’ll
call-me-christina: Watch Doctor Who they said. It’ll be fun they said.
I was having dinner last night with some friends who are all actors and I said that I was going to go and do this and present an award to Andrew — and every single one of them said how much they wished they could stand up with me and give it to him
bananasandkale: sweatyeah: There’s a girl in my gym who always wears makeup, and two guys were talking about her, and one of them said “what a stupid bitch, why would anyone wear makeup to workout?” And she looked him dead in the eye and said
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
peetasfakeleg: so i was having a driving lesson today and my instructor told me to be gentle with the gear stick and treat it like a lady and i said “im sorry i cant do that” and he said “oh youre a girl who likes it rough then” and i swear i
avaz40: reidigul:wearetylerspeople:dnhowell:wiener-cest:bro-just:i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE
jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: You said you didn’t want the dance when I was going to do it Who said I was serious You killed my confidence.
thenaebyrd777: livelaughobsess: nopartylikeagatsbyparty: amyspond: {x} *sobs violently* I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN MATT SAID THIS HE SAID IT KNOWING FULL WELL HE ONLY HAS ONE MORE EPSIODE OF DOCTOR WHO TO FILM EVER EVER AGAIN AND I’M CRYING SOMEONE
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
andreashettle: mizkit: My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?” I said
cosmonautcat: earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following: “I was JFK” i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding” but i was all
cracked: “You said, ‘No one can interview Spider-Man, you dipshit, because he’s not a real character.’ And to that, I said, ‘I know a guy who sells experimental bear tranquilizers.’” 4 Things About Spider-Man That Don’t Make Any
creepyknees: “what if they kept their scars throughout neutral/merciless runs” i said “what if the entire underground is haunted by and gradually crumbles due to your choices” i said “what if sans is the only one who knows what’s going on”
drst:mumblingsage:scystuff: tuesday morning #YOUNG MAN! THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN#I SAID YOUNG MAN#YOU’RE A CAT WHO IS ROUND ( x ) I’m glad someone else said it
surprisebitch: memewhore: madeupmonkeyshit: ???WHO SAID THAT???? Here you go… she posted her photo at this time: her “receipt” was tweeted after she uploaded those photos: so that means no one actually said that shit before she posted
dragons-and-gays: the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said ‘hey kids…. wanna see something?’ and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good
Oh my week is a fucking doozie lol. So the job that called me Monday an said they went with another person called me that Thursday morning and begged me to come in an said the lady who called was out of line and gotten written up for calling me and saying
7398) The other day my mum had guests over. One of them said my dog was cute, and referred to her as a he. My mom got somewhat defensive when she said "actually she's a girl". It's amazing, she'll stick up for my dog who likely doesn't give a shit whether
imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
andreashettle:mizkit:My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”I said I didn’t
transeroticart: voidnosferatu said:I wish to give a big thank’s to all my supporters,rebloggers and to all transgenders who are my inspiration muses.And here’s some sketches to @ireneaoki http://transeroticart.tumblr.com said: This superb
andreashettle: mizkit:My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”I said I didn’t
did-you-kno: Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.
emisnotfunny: You said to “be cool” but, I’m already coolest I said to get real, don’t you know who you’re dealing with?
utwo:W O O D N E S TTHE DREAM “If I ever marry that girl, I will build her a treehouse to propose in” said a shy Norwegian man, who fell in love with a girl from Sydney, Australia. He did build her that treehouse and of course she said yes. Nestled
medievalswords:when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation”
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
sarahthegoblinqueen: some guy came into our class and the teacher didn’t see him until she was doing attendance she saw him and asked “who let you in?” and he said “Ashley Katchadourian” then someone in the back said “Ashley Katchadourian
thefunkybuxom: Some overall pics for you… J said that when I walked in with these on while we were dating ( I hate a tshirt on with it too) he said I was just so hot he had to have me. Who woulda thought… Overalls?!? www.thefunkybuxom.tumblr.com
earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following: “I was JFK” i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding” but i was all
missscarlettbutler: “Hello, someone said there was someone who wanted me in a school girl outfit” she said pulling at the short plaid skirt. “Is this like a teacher student thing?” she asked with a smirk. Before innocently twirling her hair.
reneelynn4u: lillostslavegirl: Sometimes I just can’t keep my legs together. Reminds me of the person who said that the best birth control pill is an aspirin… held firmly between the woman’s knees! I’m pretty sure whoever said that has never
toboldlylesbian: toboldlylesbian: toboldlylesbian: yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp i said it again at the bar
