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drinkindarkwhiskey: pizza: purgedbones: Today I overheard to guys talking about self harm. They said it was pathetic, and only emos did it. They said it was all for the attention, and people who cut themselves always showed up their pathetic cuts.
a-need-to-breed: “Just slot it in there” she said, “don’t worry about protection you can’t get pregnant sitting upright”. “Yeah of course” I said. I mean who was I to argue with her logic as her pink pussy wrapped around my bare cock
1of2dads: I ran into Tommy at the airport he had just said goodbye to a friend and seem very depressed over it. He had been working at a club in town as a bartender met and fallen in love with a guy from Norway the one who he just said goodbye to. We
cuckman3: this is our very horny younger next door neighbour, who can’t believe that I have asked him to screw my wife whilst I watch. As he climbed between my wife’s legs he said but I don’t have any condoms” “you won’t need any” she said
When I opened the door and saw my daughter-in-law I was mad. I know I shouldn’t have been - after all I was the one who had jokingly said “A blowjob” when she asked what I wanted for my birthday. I probably wouldn’t have said it
diamond-dangeresque: moniquill: wiener-cest: bro-just: i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE WHITE
lonesomemother: look-at-that-bbw: I lost the last hole. The bet was that who ever lost had to do what the other said to do. My son said, “Ok mom, take off your panties.” I am a good loser, don’t you think? Nice view
wewillbegood: Your Beth Greene a-serious-piggyback said: “But you said there was a dog!” Something about that scene gets me. Not only is it adorable (and who doesn’t love dogs), but shows that even though Beth is a badass, she hasn’t
Mom always knew how to get the proper height when she wanted it doggy style. She said it was something she learned from Frank, my older brother. She said I was the only one who could choose which hole to use first. It was my reward for staying home for
sissyabusedreams: He liked slaves who struggle, so he said he wanted to play a game with me. When I got to his place, he tied me up and said that he would torture me in order to get the unlock code for my cell phone, but if I could last three hours,
That guy who said he’d unfollow me for being “anti-trump” actually went and did it! The absolute madman!(Even though I never said whether I was pro/anti/indifferent)Bonus: He had an edgy Pinkie Pie avatar.
slaverchronicles: What do you think is the best part of your body? My ass, said the young want to be model with a giggle having no idea that it was about to be enslaved. I agree, said the slaver who knew that beautiful ass would be the main selling
How very interesting, said the ladies who had been invited to the afternoon instruction said, perhaps we also might try that out for our self on your deminstration model?..
arquius: cretinouschronicler said: sorry, that wasn’t what I was trying to do. I actually want to thank you for being one of the few people who has said something nice to me in the past few days. I’m just upset that people aren’t talking to
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
playernumber16: Whoah, dude, slow the fuck down…who the fuck is Alex, and what do you mean I didn’t used ta be a football player? Listen up bro, I asked Coach about that and he said I’ve always been #6. He said this Alex dude was a total pussy,
abstractvanity32:Shorts: New Year New Me. Jenna’s body was contorting and changing. Her frame was becoming skinnier and lankier, as tattoos formed on her body. “This isn’t what I meant by a fresh start” she said to a fair psychic who said she’d
wolfandrain: MARK YOU SAID WE WERE DONE WITH THE PEE SAGA NO NO NO NO NO Who said anything about pee?Poop is clearly more unholy. Come on guys.
Anonymous said:You never answered the question to who’s your favourite DB characters Never really had one. Anonymous said:You still play Overwatch? I remembered you post playing and you play Zenyatta, those where the days. No. They fucked up
andreashettle:mizkit:My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?”I said I didn’t
wearetylerspeople: dnhowell:wiener-cest: bro-just: i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE WHITE SKIN
andreashettle: mizkit: My son, who is 4, and I were walking along the street today and saw a man with his left leg amputated beneath the knee. My son spun around and looked at him, then said to me, “That man lost his leg! What happened?” I said
enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
amancanfly: “I did briefly speak to Chris Hemsworth at Comic Con, who played Thor. I just walked up to him and said, “Mate, I wanted to say hi, my name is Henry, I’m playing Superman. What’s it like?” He said “Don’t worry about it. The
vampireshadoe: hansdampfinallengassen: the-knights-who-say-book: “hello,” the dark lord said, “i need a library card.” “everyone needs a library card,” the librarian said brightly, sliding a form across the desk. “fill this out.”
dragons-and-gays: the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said ‘hey kids…. wanna see something?’ and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good
“I’ve been thinking about that book about the boys who crash on an island,” Mary Lou said to Adina one afternoon as they rested on their elbows taking bites from the same papaya. “Lord of the Flies. What about it?” You know how you said it wasn’t
asweetheartbeing40: addicted-to-wine sumisa-lily On a side note… My mini me who won’t admit I’m the best mother in the world saw a pic of “Scarlet” the other day. When I said, “wasn’t she beautiful?” My mini me said, “I think she looks
“Finally, she said: “I’m lonely” — it’s weird but you tell the wolves things, sometimes. You can’t help it, all these old wounds come open and suddenly you’re confessing to a wolf who never says anything back. She said: “I’m lonely,”
hepburny: ≡ audrey hepburn filmography: charade; Reggie: Wasn’t it Shakespeare who said when strangers do meet in far-off lands… they should ere long see each other again?Peter: Shakespeare never said that. I am Reggie…😁
muchtoocynical: communismkills: Hey remember when Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about rape?Hey remember when Hillary Clinton defended a rapist?Hey.What’s that “rape culture” you guys said you were against? for anyone who sees this, some
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
unclefather: unclefather: One time my grandma, who has absolutely no filter, told my cousin he had a face only a mother could love. And he said “Well you’re a mother” and she said “Your own mother” Another time my grandma gave me cookies
reidigul: wearetylerspeople:dnhowell:wiener-cest:bro-just:i-fuck-nuns: said the skinny white boy with brand-name clothes said the boy who felt fucking insecure WOAH WOAH KIDS WOAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP BOYS CAN BE INSECURE EVEN IF THEY HAVE WHITE
imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
creepyknees: “what if they kept their scars throughout neutral/merciless runs” i said “what if the entire underground is haunted by and gradually crumbles due to your choices” i said “what if sans is the only one who knows what’s going on”
galian-beast: Old stuff is old. I’ll try to get some actual new stuff on the weekend :P Anonymous said:I think that anon that said the “bisexuality/pansexuality exists too folks” is in response to people who was negative about that piece of m/m
toboldlylesbian: toboldlylesbian: toboldlylesbian: yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp i said it again at the bar
reluctantsatyr replied to your post: wrywlf replied to your quote: tumblr privledge is… weren’t you the one who said “you’re gonna be in four wheelchairs when i’m done with you” probably. i cant remember everything ive said
thatmotherfuckingcat said: Yeah i know who it is mostly getting her panties in a fucking twist. Was there ever any indication that weasyl was going to be just for furries anyhow? 8T we never said “furry art site”, it was advertised as
revolocities: i tried to re-imagine thomas the tank engine as a dark mecha anime
commemoratethishour: make-a-scene: letsmakethisnightaclassic-: -mysweetescape: twojerksplayingwithmatches: smotheredbythenightsky: who the fuck is the girl in the wheelchair. ^ ^ thats the first thing i said when i saw this, ngl. then i said this
elijahwood: lotr meme: 8/8 QUOTES “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the
hungwy: hungwy: Some1 said I looked like a keebler elf today and showed my teacher and they agreed Don’t know why I said teacher like I’m in middle school cuz theyre my 50 y/o professor who I respect and they fucking called me a keebler elf
micdotcom: Here are the women who’ve gone public about Bill Cosby: 1. Kristina Ruehli said Cosby raped her at 22 in 1965, when she was a secretary at a talent agency.2. Carla Ferrigno said Cosby tried to rape her in 1967 and she had to fight him off.3.
fogsblue: justsomeantifas: person with a degree in a field: *says something accurate about said field*someone who has never even had a high school course in said field: wow you should really take a class in that field because you sound like an idiot.
amateurasstrologer: BY REQUEST #3 STELLIUMSWhat the fuck is a stellium? It’s a bunch of planets in one sign. How many? No one can agree, yo. Some old men said three, other old men said four. Who cares. Just pick a number and roll with it - it really
dreamxeyes: Just saw Christopher Eccleston at galaxy con in a question and answer panel and he was asked if there was any other companion he would trade for Rose to be with, who would he choose. He said he couldn’t do that. He said that Rose is the
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
necrophilofthefuture: sarahthegoblinqueen: some guy came into our class and the teacher didn’t see him until she was doing attendance she saw him and asked “who let you in?” and he said “Ashley Katchadourian” then someone in the back said
thenaebyrd777: livelaughobsess: nopartylikeagatsbyparty: amyspond: {x} *sobs violently* I JUST REALIZED THAT WHEN MATT SAID THIS HE SAID IT KNOWING FULL WELL HE ONLY HAS ONE MORE EPSIODE OF DOCTOR WHO TO FILM EVER EVER AGAIN AND I’M CRYING SOMEONE
vrisfef: today in health class we were talking about weed and stuff this girl said “it’s ok to have marijuana as long as you’re not smoking it!!” and this guy whos never said a word in that class just looks at her and exclaims “so what are
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
bioshockalacka: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
did-you-kno: Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.
cesaresalad: crying bc my religion teacher gave a great speech on the church’s views on people who are homosexual and it was great god bless her my favorite part was “does God create garbage?” and everyone said “no” and she said “well,
