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Mrs. Mia Wallace
take your body, haunt it
oprah was here
compljcated: happy pride month i love girls
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untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
SpongeBob SquarePants
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
electric-daisy-forest: Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
mercedesbenzodiazepine:I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
hambaes: me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism.Â
ruki-32: 낙서 낙서맨~~
arfie: Literally me
spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie
unsends: im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill
haveitjoeway: Me showing up to work after getting minimal sleep
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
4 eyes
kidofmischief:#FuckingRude
lavenderpanda: deathcomes4u: smallestbird: (artist voice) im not a furry but 20 dollars is 20 dollars LOL man furries pay better than that @desert-gurl
The UN Sent 3 Foreign Women To The U.S. To Assess Gender Equality. They Were Horrified.
gosh-dangit-im-pretty-gay: tajkajerso: beholdmybloginator: i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason I also think of myself as evil but am at best
kermapippurisaatana: Current mood:
pop-crash: big mood
aidn: i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
earthdad: leftover-rice: earthdad: Pine-sol looks so tasty I want to taste it eat some lemon mint, shit tastes just like how lemon pine sol smells and it won’t kill you i don’t take tutorials from those that fear death
darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet ME
remi-lia: someone: you’re a worthy and valuable person outside of sex me:
tastefullyoffensive: What could it be? (by Eat My Paint)
ukulelekatie: when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoyingÂ
Best Funny
yuckoart:>>–>Nothings gonna hold me back from getting you now<—<<Â
Thomas Sanders
falseknees: I wanted to be an architect
qushqween: averagefairy: i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything????
tastefullyoffensive: Me attempting sports. (via generino_)
rockboci: sexual orientation:
seabies' really cool blog
animatedtext:requested by two-ways
Sarah's Scribbles
werewolfpresbyterian: yd12k: flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any
Princess
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