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Mrs. Mia Wallace
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
aphaustria: I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
kaijutegu:reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
Best Funny
sridevi: me: *is a little sad* me: *puts on a lana del rey song* me:
okay dyke
me as a superhero
redloftwingfeathers: *seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..
katara: i just want to be touched really hard like by a car hit me with a car
averagefairy:my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
pragmaticgryffindor: *says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to* *person doesnt respond within 2 minutes* my Brain Goblin: REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET RE
SpongeBob SquarePants
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stains: this is my sisters contacts
conannnn: Cute Cartoon Fruit Vegetable Sticky Notes 001 ❤❤ 002003 ❤❤ 004Discount code:spring15off
if i fits i'm soup
lukewarmskywalker: *sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son
notyourdadsdragrace: What an icon
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icecreamsandwichcomics: I should actually be asleep right nowFull Image - Twitter - Bonus
take your body, haunt it
zoey-and-dakota: Had to draw the spicy chicken boy
Benvenuti a tutti!
holllywoo: you: braid my hair and call me pretty me:
meloetta: bewbin: meloetta: multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet. did u lose again
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
outofcharacter-overwatch: ((Quote taken from @incorrect-overwatch-quotations post found here )) -Mod Jay
humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
Kyoko.
dynastylnoire: brassparker: brassparker: i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.” deadass can we appreciate the respectfully tho? we’ve all been the student
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
disgustingandromeda: caress…….. the booty………………………………..NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A CARESS!!!!!
unclefather: me after I go to Taco Bell
trohmankini: it’s okay to eat it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok your body is wonderful exactly the way it is please be kind to yourself i love
avoidantcactus: Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
booksandpublishing: This Twitter thread is life. It’s something I’ve been thinking about for ages. It’s the kind of validation us Muslims need but we are failed by our own community. Do find her on Twitter for the whole thread and reflect on the
oprah was here
parks-and-rex: meanplastic: OMGGG
pizza: i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
agenderdoll: someone: don’t bottle up those feelings!!! its important to share and express them!!! me, someone who has been constantly invalidated and made fun of after sharing my feelings: haha no!!
All things dog related
horribledrawingsofmylife: Wednesday’s am I right
arcanemimesis: me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel
itsagifnotagif: When you look back at the people who used to bully you for being a loser. Who’s the loser now? Ok still me bad example
whismical: *pushes tear back into eye* not now
femshep-official: dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you @femsheparding
catsbeaversandducks: “I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best
snapchat @devinlin
48hours:i hate ig
