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eaerth:i can’t stop
jb0d-mod: distinctmemory: 23strongerthanyou: distinctmemory: imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: baby-got-bak: brickwallofsarcasm: a13xmorgs: This is probably the most attractive thing I’ve ever seen. I’m so gay FUCK ME UPPPPP If anyone
eala-sven: waffle-huntress: poisonedinsanity: thatsthat24: How Could I Forget… ❄️ THAT REMINDS ME WHOOPS This loops too perfectly My mom
reportnob: klonopin: person: *insults my coping mechanisms* me:
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
Mrs. Mia Wallace
sandoola: i pushed the box from the east bridge down two flights of stairs to make this joke
Reasons I'm probably a cat
kissedbythevoid: https://www.instagram.com/p/2WooAsMUQd/
femsheparding: me, beginning to play mass effect: ok why does everyone love garrus? everyone seems to love romancing him, but why?me, hearing his voice for the first time:
SpongeBob SquarePants
undercovermcdfan: delalalarosa: These are the best facial expressions I’ve ever seen tbh @crybabytime
tenkko: i know everyone loves protective big brother sans but consider the following
cheer up buttercup
bpdgorl:me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????
Thomas Sanders
recentgooglesearches: will i ever have my shit together
the-carmevore: unviersity application: what are your three best qualities?me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends
it-a: me trying to keep it together
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems
gaelsdiego: the thought of me having sex: nice the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
me watching disney princess movies
rudelyfe: Me
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like
sixsteen: Bae: so what do u want for ur bday Me: nothing u are all I need Me internally: Chanel no. 5, MIU MIU MU 13NS Sunglasses, PRADA Saffiano Cuir twin bag & Alexander Wang Gabi Booties with Rhodium Hardware
mefirstweiner: “stop spending so much time drawing the face!”
Best Funny
tsukinocon: fingurken: no fear not being able to find your plushie one fear @myriadtruth
jupiters: me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay me at 2 am:
itsagifnotagif: When you look back at the people who used to bully you for being a loser. Who’s the loser now? Ok still me bad example
arabellesicardi: tomfordvelvetorchid: @leatherchoker @thora
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seinfeldbassline: me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
Date a girl who says things like:
oprah was here
Reblog if you are soft and like to be cuddled
yeooneanti: me: types out a post me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
All things dog related
arabwife: me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*
Benvenuti a tutti!
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
meladoodle: *forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
racingbarakarts: me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me also me:
dreamybpd:when somebody asks you to describe your personality
maliciousmelons: *trips over my low self esteem*
averagefairy: i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier
rottenchicken: kinky
thisgirlgames: “Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-”
theryanproject: vvexpyke: creepycryptid: possibly my favourite scene from anything ever ok what the hell is the x files one of the greatest shows of all time
cuckroach: me: hey mom i found something outside mom: it better not be a frog me:
