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dont-trust-a-doe: exeggcute: this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern
iwannapushyourdaisies: “i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid” me:
bluef00t:“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
It’s a metaphor, see:
wylime: jamesfrancoe: crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads I believe the word you are looking for is cretin
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queensroad: even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious “heart tartare” kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza
religiousmom: getting a higher grade than the really pretentious smart kid in the class
For a while I’ve been puzzling over giving a title to the overarching story for my FNV characters. I say “for a while” but what I really mean is “since I created them” since I pretty much always give pretentious personal
poke-problems: you’re a pokemon fan if your first game was red or blue, sure, but you’re also no less of a pokemon fan if your first game was black or white. shit, if you like the games, that’s all that matters. now stop being pretentious and hating
dduane: YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle. Yes, you are reading.You are just reading a “lesser” form of book. Reading isn’t just reading the words on a page/screen,
empyrisan: I tried out this challenge! I got Sunflora, and while they’re not one of my favorites, I don’t think they get nearly enough fanart! Stoner Sunflora, Pretentious Bastard Sunflora, and Sad, Fat Sunflora! I might do more later, these are
I feel like “Space Race” is a very misunderstood episode where people take it way too literally and think, if given a choice, Pearl would leave Earth. I’ve seen people express confusion as to why she wouldn’t be happy about the
mechandra: Happy Birthday Valuntines Day, you pretentious self-absorbed bird nerd. An experiment with trying to paint, I guess. I distinctly remember trying to paint before and it being a miserable experience, but I suppose I may have absorbed some
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glowist: ugh this is one of my favorite photos i really dont want to sound pretentious or corny but wowshe just looks SO beautiful and lost in thought and his hand is soft and kind and she looks comfortable and sleepy and content and i can never scroll
tomfuckinmison: baghmom: ‘blood orange’ theyre so pretentious. shutup, its fucking red Diet Red
nosherlock: americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american
iwasbornhuman: alexernstblog: youtubersz: some of these are scary accurate FULL VIDEO [x] I unfollow anyone I see doing blog rates. That is the most pretentious fucking bullshit ever.
221bitssmallerontheoutside: mattie: The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life. EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
Plot twist:A black teacher goes to a white school to save them from their pretentious ways
chalamet: I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really
so blackspark is done? I guess I’ll miss its pretentious yet incredibly hot ways. it feels like the end of an era that never really dawned…
fibonaccio: winnie’s font recs/sometimes i make things just to use these fonts here are some nice fonts (i’m going to call them fonts to avoid sounding pretentious from calling them typefaces because i am not an expert in typography.) skinny:
nippled: *pretentiously swirls around grape juice in a wine glass*
girlwhowasonfire: ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
marvelcolm: why do Beatles fans act so indignant and offended if you don’t like the beatles like god damn so what if i prefer nicki minaj stop being so pretentious and elitist over what sounds people should like in their ears
mxpistols: quantumaviator: negroifyoudontsitdown: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I LOVE IT WHEN MY FELLOW NATIVES PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON IGNORANT PRETENTIOUS SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS Will ALWAYS repost
frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class “I was in a
eeveedream: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move
deadcatwithaflamethrower: aeorys: confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that
stoneflowersattic-deactivated20: “I live a really boring life. I’m much more clichéd, pathetic and pretentious than you would probably give me credit for. I don’t want to do much of anything when I’m not working. It’s important that any woman
thunderhunk: The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog. Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
theprudishpug: Levihan Week: Distance. Out of order and 3 days late, wahoo~(She’s supposed to be throwing a baby) This only took about 10 minutes, but at the risk of sounding like a pretentious, artsy fuck, I think it works on many levels. Or at least,
oneballharry: Aaand now I’m being pretentious as all hell.
izzybilotta: adozenlimes: Makeup from yesterday via pretentious selfie 😭😭😭 bc you’re so beautiful
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