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bumbledeefumble: peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific #see also: the
communistkenobi-archive:communistkenobi-archive:the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with
feminerdity: wolf-of-wall-st: itszombiebear: thepoorinspirit-extras: womaninpearls: As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more
amorphous-bob: shitfacedanon: penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard
10 Reasons Why I Hate Jazz (By Miriam Nerval, a pretentious classical musician)
makeup-stained-pillowcase: Cock Sucking 102, after literally hundreds of requests. Enjoy!note: it is impossible to make one of these without coming across as pretentious. Check out our other fetishes, or request something new.
makeup-stained-pillowcase: Cock Sucking 102, after literally hundreds of requests. Enjoy! note: it is impossible to make one of these without coming across as pretentious. Check out our other fetishes, or request something new.
quantumaviator: negroifyoudontsitdown: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I LOVE IT WHEN MY FELLOW NATIVES PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON IGNORANT PRETENTIOUS SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS
religiousmom: getting a higher grade than the really pretentious smart kid in the class
jodocho: Paper Towns came out when I was in high school, and it was my favorite book at the time. It was just so refreshing to see characters I could relate to: pretentious dorks who discuss the complexity of metaphor for fun. The point is: this book
andwhentheskyisstarless: PRETENTIOUS ASS RESTAURANT OWNERS ACTING LIKE NOBODY GOT 4G/LTE IN THIS PIECE
miss-vanity-kills: Taken in the hallway of my old apartment in Binghamton, NY in September 2007(At the height of the “pretentious noise Bea” era of my life…YOU KNOW…GOOD TIMES).Right after I bid the blonde goodbye and became a Redhead v.2.0.This
thepoorinspirit-extras: womaninpearls: As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate,
akatrishwalker: Girls like me? We don’t fuck ignorant, pretentious, old men with weird lesbian obsessions. We go for tall, hot girls and we fucking love it.
jamesfrancoe: crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads I’m reblogging this strictly for is random quotient…
onyeplaysdrums: kateybugg: the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly” this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard. Same. What fucked up, prosy, pretentious blogs are you following…?
thegentlemansarmchair: Pretentious
My face right now, ‘cause of all the pretentious cowshit on my dash tonight from all sides. Time for a break and an unfollowthon later on.
confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot
giallo1972: http://imgur.com/qZXjhQ2Kind of having a hard time dealing with just how fucking pretentious this is lol.
phoneus: pretentious-fvck: relationships (2016)
I don’t want to enter into an over-intellectualized pretentious breakdown about the significance of the WU in Hip Hop, or Funk Flex in the 90s, or any of the other internet rap blogging over thinking too many words used to say nothing territory that
micklovich: this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit why is he smoking American Spirits, those are grandpa cigarettes. and why is he saying her entire name when he refers to her. is this John Green?
nevver: Foamcore foamcore? this just porno.
this castlevania game is actually a lot of fun, and if you’re talking trash about it odds are good you haven’t actually played it and just want to impress your snide and pretentious video game playing friends. either that or you genuinely
Good point. Off to the local store to purchase Budweiser. Or maybe a lager, because I’m feeling like a real pretentious fuckstick. Or ooooh, I could go for a Guinness and egg.
i drink my coffee without sugar because if im not as pretentious and smug as i possibly can be at all minutes of every day i get genuinely physically ill.
loltaku: Kotaku’s new guy seems to be an even stronger brand of pretentious than Gawker’s usual chaff I wish I could get paid to shit on my keyboard and call it journalism, but I don’t have the connections and I still have too much dignity
snakegay:the worst authors in the world are pretentious men who write about how human nature is inherently selfish and evil and survival of the fittest every man for himself and think theyre making some profound statement as if a) no one has ever said
lizawithazed: hexmaniacmareen: confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was
scorchedeartherotica: Don’t go waving your pretentious love.
i need pretentious snobs to redline me so i can get better :]]]]]]]]
rubbyrubbishbin: thefrogman: afternoonsnoozebutton: This is not who I am How did I get so much crap for posting one of these? I had like 50 pretentious white people tell me I was a horrible racist. Not fair. Also, this if very funny and I don’t
stop bad mouthing the hobbits you little shit
ltdebmorgan: orange is the new black meme8 inmates | piper chapman [1/18] “girls like me? we don’t fuck ignorant, pretentious old men with weird lesbian obsessions! we go for tall, hot girls, and we fucking love it! so that leaves you on the
asleepii: pretentious-medic: what was steam thinking? This was a great idea!!!!1
somescrub: Things making me reluctant to run the blog. When I vent to the idiots complaining without giving the blog a chance, I immediately get told by pretentious internet guy #27 that i’m wrong. Fuck the internet sometimes. They’re completely
incredibly annoying pretentious traits
I know this trailer looks pretentious as all hell, but I really want to see it.
vincentvangodot replied to your post “Talk to me about Pete and Patrick’s kinks. (Pete being the mouthiest sub is a given, but /aside/ from that.)” And then he meets Ryan who is even subbier and pretentious about his fake kinks than Pete is,
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prokopetz:Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy
I know its a really pretentious art piece but that grim reaper riding in the bumper cart makes me so happy
manlyinsecurities: I’ll stop drawing him when he stops being adorably pretentious, kay? mmkay
literallyaflame: me: [enjoys my garbage] some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]
thivus: itscolossal: Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex
very important and very pretentious
leotardogrrl: Yayaya lordelordelorde The names of my compositions: “Babe pix” “Kiss and penis” “Stupid Grin” “Lioness Grr” Album name: “Marvel at the Decadence of the Ego” Or something other meaningless, pretentious c-to-the-rap
exeggcute: this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you
little-tealeafs-nook: othelo: I love girls who are proud and uninhibited about their intelligence and will brag about their accomplishments and take no shit from pretentious boys who look down on women in their field. girls who are outspoken and a bit
blackpanthersdick: Capricorn Men:*Snotty pretentious assholes with a permanent stick up they’re asses* Capricorn Women:*super hot hard-working boss ladies* Taurus Men: *Overly Possessive Snoozefests* Taurus Women: *Protective, and generous earthly
thunderhunk: The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog. Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
reads-randomly: cassiesinsanity: wolf-of-wall-st: itszombiebear: thepoorinspirit-extras: womaninpearls: As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also
unicornsandbutane: personalsilly: kitt-hawke: shrineart: nomidot: thunderhunk: The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog. Right now, mine would be called Pizza and