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filmburrito: Moonrise Kingdom (2012) Moonrise Kingdom, ah, what can I say? Well, if I wanted pretentious hipster longing for better times long gone with pedophilic undertones I would visit my uncle Sammo.
gemiblu: supahbeefcakes: deadjosey: ohmahgawddion: One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong did did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for ourselves as an
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oh so many many times i have searched 2 find the right English words 2 explain what i think of so many philosophers and their complete nonsense excuses to remain ignorant about reality, to excuse all evil, to deny all people who have purpose. “You
secluct: daddydoesntloveyou: Stop being those pretentious bitches society wants you to be and release your inner whore fulfilling your filthy destiny. To entertain men like Daddy. what the fuck
sexysexnsuch: Ugh I hate these. This is not a “guide.” This is “you watched a porn scene and added pretentious narration.” -J
feydemure: is yr nude too blurry?? try a black & white filter for maximum pretentiousness more from my snapchat on my private blog (they/them, don’t delete the caption, self promote, or add gross commentary)
lightspeedsound: jensencockles: agent-355: nolivingman: piratesswoop: thedistortedone: relativemorals: YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle. Yes, you are reading.You
rowantheexplorer: cassiechatter: Something that happened at my work yesterday: Art Teacher: Can you explain some of the reasons why my students would need to refine their writing skills?My Boss: [Long and slightly pretentious explanation about how
tbh i was a very judgemental and pretentious bitch of a kid and was so up until a year or two ago i would look down on things and other people and even myself and would beat myself up for liking trivial things and idfk it’s weird but then i realized
Chapter One: At First GlanceRating: NC-17Words: 7992Character(s): Bismuth, other crystal gemsWarnings: Graphic depictions of violence, graphic rape, graphic torture, major trigger warnings, pretentious use of LatinSummary: Being a prisoner of war is humil
malcolmcooks: garnet that was like one time and you promised you would keep it a secret
Master Fanfic Riff: “Tails” (Part 1, Chapter 1) Fire! Death! Explosions! Twin-tailed Mary Sues! All the narrative bedlam you could possibly wish for in Madhog’s legendarily pretentious reboot of the “Sonic the Hedgehog” multi
The Dream Traveller: Top 5 Mind-Farting Moments in “Sakura Wars V” Madhog resuscitates one of his oldest videos to share one of the most disorienting experiences of his gaming life. This mental breakdown was originally concocted in August 2012.
Ipsywitch: RemasteredAll three episodes of the “Ispywitch” audio adaptations re-edited together for maximum pretentiousness. Enjoy!—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR: http://www.teamyume.tumblr.comFACEBOOK:
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “The Void Within” Trilogy It’s the horrendous spin-off to Madhog’s “Tails” saga that nobody wanted, borne from the most pretentious, self-titillating recesses of the writer’s
demonicdorothy: protect will smith’s beautiful, well dressed, weird pretentious children
exeggcute: this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield i know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you
girlwhowasonfire: ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
puppiesandpotions: Proof you can be chubby and hot as fuck. *sips pretentious IPA*
frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class “I was in a
heroofthreefaces: thivus: itscolossal: Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex you say that like they’re mutually exclusive
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iwannapushyourdaisies: “i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid” me:
h-u-m-o-u-r: ‘that’s not real music’ ok what would you classify as real music do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a fucking bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch
othelo: I love girls who are proud and uninhibited about their intelligence and will brag about their accomplishments and take no shit from pretentious boys who look down on women in their field. girls who are outspoken and a bit arrogant and ambitious
nutritionfact: It especially sucks how people are so judgey pretentious about music because it is one of the most purely visceral experiences that exists. i just think if it makes your earballs tingle and/or your heart stir or your feet tap or dance or
People on OKC forever talking about how “grammar is important”Shuuut up. Yer pretentious and yer boring.
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becausebirds: Pretentious Flamingos.
chinchilla-fabrication-unit: driverpicksthemooseic: the-mintiest-of-the-mints: zelsbels: thunderhunk: The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog. Right now, mine would
roxolotl: nogods420: neyruto: this is truly the most pretentious post on this website, so all you nerds can stop trying because its been done. its a fucking self reblog too so they want to make damn sure people see this thesis paper on a gucci
enjolrasisdead: elemeno-pee: australiansanta: nosherlock: americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but
chaora: Chaora aka TP. Miss pompous, perfectionista, fashionista who’s one big pretentious ass of a demon. She usually has wraps covering her eyes cuz she can turn humans to a crisp with them (also why she gets called Toilet Paper).And likes fur and
last-heroine: ‘Ok no kiss, whatever douche, not like I care, but what do you think of my new sneakers? The blood orange colour is so-’ ‘Blood orange!? Jesus Jean you’re so pretentious.’
samanticshift: samanticshift: “i don’t judge people based on race, creed, color, or gender. i judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.” i hate to burst your pretentious little bubble, but linguistic prejudice
lesbianedgeworth: lesbianedgeworth: phoenixs entire plan in turnabout trump hinged on kristoph gavin being a pretentious fuck and kris did not disappoint [phoenix voice] what if i’m wrong? what if gavin manages to shut his fucking mouth for three
2cool4artskool: samanticshift: samanticshift: “i don’t judge people based on race, creed, color, or gender. i judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.” i hate to burst your pretentious little bubble, but linguistic
agenderpinkiepie:no offense but if your writing is so dense and pretentious and superfluously flowery and confusing in its wording that more effort is spent in literally understanding what you’re trying to say than analyzing what you mean, it’s bad
blackgrad: you don’t have to be weird and pretentious about your education … keep in mind that there are millions of people who wish they could study and they can’t. dark academia rubs me the wrong way bc of the ‘omg im so broody and melancholic
fricketot: Telling people I like Japanese music is the most uncomfortable thing there is no way of saying it without sounding like a pretentious 13 year old
octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
katara: no one cares you don’t put sugar in your tea you pretentious anglophile bitch
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queen-nymph: Pretentious brat
lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah
wolf-of-wall-st: itszombiebear: thepoorinspirit-extras: womaninpearls: As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important
aeorys: confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds
thunderhunk: The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog. Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
glumshoe: glumshoe: rabbitclaw: anarmyofawesome: glumshoe: glumshoe: People easily mistake neurodivergent speech patterns and communication styles for run-of-the-mill pretentiousness. I don’t want to get too specific right now, but a lot of people
wolf-of-wall-st: itszombiebear: thepoorinspirit-extras: womaninpearls: As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it
liliac-gold: Yall make fun of lorde,halsey and lana del rey for having “pretentious” and “fake deep” lyrics and songs but then eat up every single mediocre and repetitive lyrics artists like drake,ed sheeran and post malone make I wonder why
speedlionfc: gemiblu: supahbeefcakes: deadjosey: ohmahgawddion: One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong did did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for
thacmis: lizawithazed: hexmaniacmareen: confexionery: lieutenantriza: my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he
asundergrowth: arcanenrok: dankmemeuniversity: The distinction: Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction) Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal
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