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“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re making me blush.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“You make me want to scrub your floors and wear men’s deodorant.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
