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“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“If I inhaled Project H.O.U.N.D. fog right now, you not loving me would be my fear hallucination.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
jjvanhossen: Vanas pick up line… is literally picking me up lol. Made by the awesome zeurel from the youtubez. http://jjvanhossen.deviantart.com/
lucianite: wckdart: COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOLKS! I’ve got tons of bills to pay, some even due in the next 24 hrs so I can REALLY use the help! If you’re interested in picking up commissions I hiiiiighly urge you to pick me as your artist. (notice
Having a tough day out there in your little world? Well…I flew to Paris this morning to pick up My newest furs and the limo was ten minutes late picking Me up at the Salon. NOW…I’m going to miss My reservation at My favorite brasseri
your-little-sister-xxx:I love when my big brother picks me up from school… We always take our time getting home… I loved picking up my sister from school!!
Guy I saw at the local VA Hospital picking up his lady in his sweet ride.
scoutpupp: puphalt: Pup got some new swimwear! Dem cute!!! Hats off to whoever picked them out for you ;) Hmm, I wonder who did pick them…
pussyclench: if you pick me then imma pick on youB R double E and I’m here to put this dick on you
moscd: harliqueen: nihilistic-void: phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me
