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gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
unclefather: wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa the mother has a santa
mewtiie: meowrails-and-more: okay im curious to see if anyone has any theories on this because this has been bugging me. after you beat the game, the menu shows all the characters you befriended but there’s one thing that seems really weird about
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
jollllyjackson: jollllyjackson: i was at an ap physics saturday session and the teacher was talking about gravity, saying that we’re all attracted to each other behind me, one kid says to his friend “i’m attracted to you” and with absolutely
steeldragongamer: m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time ‘ “asdf11.png”
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
kurgy: carrot-gallery: current mood: that picture of Rami Malek holding two pens at an autograph signing and looking overwhelmed. you know the one i mean
finnpoeandrey: do you ever have those mutuals on here that you know you’d be such good friends with if you would just ever fucking speak to them
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
When people ask me why I care about cultural appropriation:
snizabelle:Shepard and Garrus get into an argument that keeps escalating until they are in a full out fight and the renegade symbol pops up in the corner and if pressed Shepard just screams “WELL WHEN WE HAD THE BOTTLE SHOOTING CONTEST I MISSED ON
adulthoodisokay: nocturan: uglynxggavibes: gahdamnpunk: “That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash Effective Marketing lmao The red flags post has s e n t me LMAO HE’S FROM WINSTON SALEM
Oh that is so damn hot, I want to have someone do this for me
OH MY GOD
thegingerghost: So my friend Micah and I went to the Renaissance Fair today and had a fucking blast. So much fun. But guys. I wore that corset for 8 hours. It’s a legit tight-lacing corset. Micah spent 15 minutes just getting me laced into it. This
alrighty, i’m back. i went home for a month for xmas. i have to admit i’ve been harboring a secret all this time….i’m American!!! oh, the horror!! ….but i have dual citizenship, if that helps. lol anyway,
“There are a lot of things I don’t know… but just how truly frightening it would be if I were to lose you… that alone I understand fully well. Probably more than anyone else… more than any other person… I’m afraid of losing you.”
fantakoi: rintori date~ brumalbreeze allowed me to use her wonderful photos for this set.
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
Oh, that would make me so happy…
oh, fuck that
I must a) do my accumulated math homework and tests and pray that I pass math b) develop a surprising thesis, write a paper, and turn it in tomorrow c) blow off tomorrow’s class because I failed to write said paper d) cram, cram, and cram for finals
Bonfire shenanigans with dozer09 , oh the looks and questions we got bringing a Camaro and Mustang to a pit party 😂😂 and yes that’s my friend walking around naked the morning after… I have special friends Bahahaha
that-hippie-named-hannah: lavenderrbliss:higheramerica: Cannabis Infused Mac & Cheese, Bacon, and Hash Brown sandwich. 😋😋😋 Oh fuck me in the mouth
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
Oh shit Me and my brother are an hour late on curfew that’s never enforced There will be “consequences” I only care if she takes my phone so
oh wonderful one, why are you like that?
tomeito: jujusodope: O_O you do realize if I saw this machine, I wouldn’t stop putting quarters in til I had all 7 right? HOLY SHIT I WOULD SPEND ALL MY MONEY JUST TO GET THEM ALL AND POSSIBLY TO GET ANOTHER SET JUST SO THAT I HAVE ONE SET TO SHOW
Oh hey, thats me from a few yrs ago.
UBHGhHG oh GOD this is so awkward ok so I’m at the public library because that is how I like to spend my free time I’m a senior I have a lot of work ok but the library has easily accessible free wifi and UGH I went on tumblr because obviously
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
oh my god
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
bigbronzeelephant: boneses: a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation. once you watch it, you’ll understand why. THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN
oh shoot its that time of the year again!lots of couples and a few special bois <3
Hobbies?! that I actually have the possibility to practice?! Oh I don’t know trying to convince myself intimacy and pleasure isnt as good as it seems?
Oh to be that attractive kind of “curvy”
amaranthdesires:Floofy hair n bare face isn’t what people wanna see? Huh well I guess that’s just tough luck 🎀She/her
kinkypolycuddlers:amaranthdesires:Wednesday bluesHoly CRAP. How do you look so cute, AGAIN. Seriously. I’m envious. I can’t look that comfy when I try. 😭
bambipunkz:Bitch think she a baddie bc of tumblr in real life nobody even looking at u, to the point u just stop leaving ur house bc tumblr only place that love me, I’m shorty
oh wonderful one why are you like that?
thelastjackalope: Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.
fili2317: Is it just me or does Rebecca always storyboard the gayest episodes?
oh my gosh the dragon thing had this describing it anD ITS SO FUCKING ME I CANNOT ‘You look after your friends and tend to their needs. For example, you probably lend your friends money or do favors for them without asking for anything in return. You
miss-nerdgasmz: Did anyone else conveniently remember after seeing how Pyrrha died(?) that Summer Rose’s body was implied to have never been found