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puppet: (via Chibi Feilene) Do you hear that? That’s my wallet screaming in pain
Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya. I from Russia, and it means that I must lose one year of my life in army. It’s a law. In 12 hours I’ll become a soldier. But I don’t worry about it. Problem is that I won’t
ballsyfelix: 90 followers?!? When did that happen? I tried to draw all of you but I ran out of cardboard.
Oh that’s it my husband right there……lick me….keep doing that…..I don’t care who’s watching……I want them to know about us……
maturesabine:Oh wow, thank you so much for that wonderful photo. Your penis is looking so sexy and inviting to ride on for hours. So thick and very hard. I’m missing this often. I’m masturbating and fantasising now, that’s a sexy moment you’re
oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power
crtter:Until like, a few months ago, I thought that coffee waking people up and making them jittery and nervous if they have too much of it was just a funny cartoon trope because no matter how much caffeine I had, it always only had a very mild effect
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
Me:*trying to hold my pee so I can wake up and wet tomorrow.. Realizes that I actually have to go super bad* Dad: where you going it’s only 12??.. Me: heh yeah but I’m just really tired so I’m gonna sleep night Me:*calmly goes
Oh gosh I had a scary stressful dream tonight that almost made me have an accident but thankfully woke up in time ( “ •////•(\ )(Not really a pee dream but had the intense felling I needed to go the whole time) I was stuck in the woods trying to
sexint: puublack: paper-mario-wiki: blogs that constantly and exclusively manufacture shitposts give me heartburn. like, if you want to reblog memes and jokes and whatever thats fine, but im talking about the people who are CONSTANTLY trying to become
It bothers me that glu/mshoe made a vaguepost suggesting that anyone using he/him pronouns while starting discourse about glum is usually playing up the toxic masculinity thing, but then straight after glum misgendered sweet without bothering to look
aiffe: selfless-gunman: REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women) OP, just show your mom this.
theredscarfandthetitanboy: Okay so I said on my art blog that I was saving this to make my first post on my blog so here it is! I made it specifically for this blog and to use as the background. I worked on it very diligently and actually put forth some
airyairyaucontraire:I know I’ve bitched about this before butEveryone, apparently: It’s so great that now there’s a YouTube tutorial to teach you anything you want to do!Me: oh my god GIVE ME WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS (with illustrations/even animated
OH THAT IS IT, YO! Nuh-uh. You in the wrong hood now homie. Fine, you keep that ho’ ya ho’. You can go scissoring each other. 2 can play the gay game. Ima find me a guy, we’re gonna paint our dicks as lightsabers and have us ourselves
tatennant-ismybrotp: roesinthetardis: There’s so much that I have told youbut it’s all in my headAsk me anything you want to‘cause the answer is yes Image sources [ x ] [ x ] my perfect otp
ofpotterandwho:“wolves and girls, girls and wolvesoh, so the stories gowhat all these poets dare not sayis that every girl has wolvespacing rhythms in her heart” — hear me howl | m.j.
2 miles in 15 minutes 15 seconds…better than the day before! I making progress guys! I’ll get that body that I want lol Oh shit I forgot deodorant. Good thing I’m not here with anyone. Lol
cocotingo: music-cecilia-3: johanatis: theletterwsarseflap: my-endless-eternity: seyiku: Also MY LIFE Second to last one for me. My life right now Thats just like me Why does it hurt? Oh yeah, I know why.
mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this
dailyjamiebower: Yeah I did and I think that that was a really silly mistake. The reaction was negative I think. There were a lot of people who didn’t necessarily want me in it. But all those comments were based on image. Yeah, sure at the time I might
abadplanwellexecuted: #What watching this gifset gave me is the fact that Rose doesn’t really flinch. #Look at her. #He grabs her and starts yelling. #Scared to death. #Because Rose just made this real. #The home that they had been playacting
tickle-me-dalek: But you don’t run out on the people you care about. I wish I was more like that.
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little
l2g:l2g:i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonelythings that humans have
oh, the discussions we have here on the tumblr dot com
“Oh, I was looking at your blog the other day…”You mean, ‘the other day’ as in the day I was having serious intellectual discussions about episode themes and whatnot?or ‘the other day’ as in the day I was talking about how I have a
Oh whoa in one week (August 9th) I’m gonna be three whole decades old
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
kurja-tales:That’s the thing about people who haven’t been loved much..They think about every kind gesture, a slightest touch of fingers, kind smiles, random acts of love, intimacy in every small thing done. They find that love wherever they
askthehost: Really now, y-you tumblr folk sure do have some s-strange reque— AHHHHHH.[ooc: sorry Ryou. But yes, it seems a few of you wanted him to be neko-afied, YOU CRUEL PEOPLE. Other than that, thank you for the wonderfully amusing suggestions
rosextract: oh hey i almost forgot i got a haircut that makes me look like a 6th grade boy
oh that is just…oh my…excuse me
thoughtfultea: People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened
it pisses me off that pretty much 98% of the stuff that gets flagged on this blog is female content
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
oh fuck me bro i did not think that would feel that good having your cock up my arse,how about one of your mates sometime doing my pussy at the same time we could even try one of my girl friends with a strap on
battlepantsuuu: I’m still baffled that izumi went from this to this aghostinhisdreams hattubel humanities-strongest-family LOOK AT THE LINE SHE EVEN SAYS. I totally forgot about it…!
jilbird: I…went to ice arena hours ago and then find a small little tiny problem of the former version of this pic which I posted earlier today… Yes, the Center of Mass of this spin was wrong in that version, unless it was a snap shot from a series
zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,
jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol
oh yeah another retail thingif you don’t want to have to wait in a very long line for the cash register. don’t do your shopping on the last saturday afternoon before christmas? i mean sure you don’t like having to wait in line with your one item
reynabcth: princessfailureee: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
OH WORM?
darksideoftheshroom: I AM GIVING AWAY THIS QUARTZ CLUSTER THAT I HAVE NURTURED FOR A FEW YEARS. I BELIEVE IT WILL END UP WHERE IT IS MEANT TO. IT HAS BROUGHT ME CLARITY AND I KNOW IT WILL CONTINUE TO DO THAT FOR WHOEVER IT ENDS UP WITH. ALL YOU HAVE
Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies
but i love me some candy
2damnfeisty: imsoshive: okbruuh: imsoshive: allsheneededwassome: aconstructofnothingness: imsoshive: kaddy-kablamo: t1ffanyxo: packtheammo: utivich: that so OH SHIT I GOT IT OMG Took me a minute lmao TAYSTEE GIRRLLL but her head game
oh my gosh I noticed that like everything is so beautiful then they talk and im like .. do you know how to have a mouth properly or??and my asshole? oh god what is going to happen!!! but yeah im probably going to cry a few times or hide behind stuffed
bendydicks: mothafickle: kisexy: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
oh-woah-dope: m1lky-w4ys: jimmylikesfood: oh-woah-dope: d1verse: 0rbi-t: young-and-imp3rfect: This. what if you saw a shark under your feet like omg and then it popped the ball i think that sharks have better things to do What if you just
artemispanthar: speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon
oh my, oh my stars
kristenwiiggle: me: man i never cry. ever. im a stone cold bitch.dixie chicks: *sing traveling soldier*me:
rinacat: Oh, look how cute they are! This is probably the first time I’ve seen Pokémon figurine merchandises that are not… well, Pokémons.
flawedvictori: poseldon:quickie doodle of my first RWBY otp. schneekos. I was ready to go down with this ship and produce truckloads of fanart and then i was like oh. @magicalgirlmindcrank
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