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“Thank you for leaving that delicious cup of coffee for me this morning, sweetie! Do you want me to thank you properly now or later?â€Harrison gaped at his mother. The instructions had distinctively told him it would take 4-6 weeks for the drug to
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
gwnne: my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date SWEETBEARDS LOOKIT
//Oh. I guess I’m Ms. America. This is curious. LOL! I’m not particularly patriotic. I enjoy 4th of July, but that’s about it. xD Mebbe the world needs a Ms. Britannia or something of the sort. England needs some superheroes too!!! :D :D
oh yeah, look see, I am the featured model for this month. on the front page and everything. and over 100 members have now favourited me on godsgirls, how awesome is that!? I wrote a journal about it here to celebrate I am doing a little giveaway to
Oh guys, I’ve had the worst day but my new set went live on godsgirls today and so that cheers me up. All these model swop sets have been really fun so far if you want to check them out click here and join in the party. (there’s a special
oh ok good because I had someone in mind that would've made me laff 8[
Oh Dear God this is making me so fucking wet the grabbing the rubbing that hard fucking cock god I am practically dripping //
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
Oh hello there. Long time no see.I can now be found only on @bbydelois posting average butt pics ✌
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: cozycryptidcorner: Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire- Seven-year-old me: Documentary: And in five years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-Thirty-year-old
avenging-hobbits: Hater: “Yo man, that ship is really problema–” Me:
themightytor: voce-morti: psychosis–suggestions: Therapists aren’t people who you “pay to pretend to care about you”, therapists are people you pay to teach you how to care for yourself Me: I am violently depressed. Therapist: Oh! Sounds
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
Oh, believe me, she knows what she’s doing. After all, this is an home office and she has absolutely no need to be wearing that kind of stuff. Or wouldn’t, ordinarily. But it’s a little game we play where she torments me and I resist
whippingmen-women: Oh, William! You really screwed the pooch this time! Mistress said to give you the whipping of your life! I do believe that I will enjoy it! It’s me in Domme Space
meladoodle: everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds
Oh god, I just found this old price check topic on Euph forums which ended up in a fight. 8’D I didn’t do the fighting though, my guild leader got pissed off and started backing me up. 8’“’D"The high horse I mentioned,
hummingbirdprince: dollyriot: thecottonproject: open letter to all of my friends ‘sbeen a long shitty week Reblogging for the friends that follow me on my main tumblr. Also 500 notes wt actual f oh no this is good and really relatable good v
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: vengefulgreed: luckied: Makes perfect sense. I thought it would… Don’t make me blow smoke in your direction… It’ll make me sicker than what I am… And I care that it’ll make
notlostonanadventure: I may be sick as a dog, but that’s not going to stop me from cooking
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
zerolr: A/N: Don’t ask me why I write these things. The idea just randomly came me while I was trying to sleep and I laughed so hard to myself that I woke up my sister. Pairing: Levi/Mikasa Genre: Comedy Setting/Time: Modern Day/Autumn Living Together:
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
poly-x: Drew a comic based on @classy-camerupt‘s Grillster fanfiction “You Lied To Me”. A short fanfiction that made me squeal like a maniac. texture : [x]
a-curious-kitten:kneelinggirl:crimson-uncovered:Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll do
merman81: Brogan Reed & Zack Grayson Bareback OH MY GOD THAT’S ME!!!
scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
mixedpassing: guwopbaby: That’s so me this is so cute
officiallapis: How do you like that Pearl? ??being stuck in m bag just like that. Jsut like you crystal fucks stuck me in your gem five Thousand years ago never to be taken out unless your’e beingn showed off to someone How does it feel???????
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
go-fightingdreamer: favesforever: I could see people wanting to nibble and bite that throat that’s being presented… do you mean me? *coughs*
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
Oh, that’s me! Definitely ME!!
oh but I just saw in my tags that doll person called me a ‘popular but oblivious blog’ lol thanks
blackberryshawty: *me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting
im still not over that cute bboy who told me i was a kawaii d.va ;-;i can still hear his voice echoing “you’re d.va too? you’re really kawaii”
really my only requirements in a partner are that we have good sex and that they can make me laugh
calibore: crackpotcomics: That post about Dipper being a fan of “Keep Beach City Weird” crossed my dash again recently and it occurred to me that, if Dipper and Ronaldo ever teamed up, it’d go pretty much EXACTLY like the Invader Zim episode “Career
iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would
Squadron Log
zifelline: I’m at a-kon! If you see me say hi! But wave really close in front of me and shout “Vidalia” because I can’t see anything without my glasses
whethervane: Hey, it’s Pride Month! Here’s a comic I’ve been working on for a while, that I wrote in the wake of figuring out some stuff about being aromantic. Just some thoughts and feelings I have about it, and some silly memories that made me
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: Ready Player One (2018)
oh-that-crazy-girl: I want you to love me so much it makes me laugh because its seems crazy but feels so perfect
#HeMo Heather Morris Heather is my favorite This photoset gives me Brittana roadtrip feelings Like I can imagine that sometime in the 2040s Santana’s sitting at her computer and Sugar comes in and is like What are you doing Mama? And Santana’s
stonelions: I just want to play dress up with Liara and current(ish) clothes, is that so wrong? (Probably.) Don’t even try to tell me that asari can’t wear glasses because I’m not listening.
oh yea and if anyone wanted a link to that depressing negitoro fic i linked it in that last anon ask so u_u
oh also, kt suggested to me that i should draw negitoro “a whole new world” themed so i
jaramo: pipotrons:why does tumblr text post pics have to resize that was the only way for me to post pixels why why why fukc you tumblr here’s a fix!you go to the html editor,and you change the bit that says “full” to “hires”(or just delete
oh i should probably explain my thought process for that wicked lady/saturn drawing bc i think some people are giving me the side eye lmaochibiusa is turned into wicked lady again due to some evil force coming out of hiding and wrecking shit again, but
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
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