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plushefemme:not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious
sailorbrazil:sailorbrazil:Cheating on my mutuals by checking the “For you” tabBabe wake up! New hunter-gatherer style blogging just dropped
himbofisher:this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil
glitterglobe: important things to remember if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you if someone seems upset or distant
For the first time since moving back to Orlando my anxiety has reached paralyzing status. The only things I can think of doing will not end well.
la-vie-en-r0se-x: And it’s not my fault if you’re scared of a Sweet little incredible thing ✨ Leave my caption | ask about my nsfw snap
ma-morrison: Yeah. A woman must always set things like that as priorities. Especially when - and I’m sure it’s not your case -, they decide to engage in casual sex. Not my case?
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
prisons-of-our-own-creation: fun fact:most trans men - not all of them, but most that I know - hate being short. we know you mean well by saying, “that’s okay! plenty of short men out there are adorable and precious!” butthe thing iswe p r o b
koujakusdicktattoo: noiz begging koujaku to cream him when koujaku is just about to come is one of my favorite things to think about like noiz riding koujaku hard and koujaku is warning him to get off cus he’s gonna come soon and he isn’t wearing
jenthefirewalker: Me: *At premiere of Captain America 2 with one of my BFFs* *Credits begin* Me: Guys, guys, guys don’t leave yet. Tumblr says there’s two extra scenes. Don’t. Leave. Random girl sitting beside me b/c extra cramped theatre: Uhm,
so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy
kinzomg: gregwuzhere: vanishingbliss: whitegirlsaintshit: whitegirlsaintshit: Where are some places that you’d want to go, that you’ve never seen as a reasonable traveling destination, because of your identity? If not just your identity, but
legendaryboobs: pussy-and-pizzza-x: sheholdsyoucaptivated: milliondollarmami: My wedding open bar I’m loving this concept What the shit The only time I care about they she’s ever done That’s his fucking rider? Wild.
gregwuzhere: The car, the powder room, the office. My three selfie spots. Happy blackout!! I would take some fresh shots for blackout one time, but my face is not cooperating, camera ain’t finding no good angles, so this all I got. Until March,
mygingerpubes: nuditybeautyandsex: realpeoplesex: Not my usual thing. But damnnnnn Typically don’t share material like this but it’s quite erotic so I feel like you all may enjoy it Whats not to like?
hehehehe <3 <3 haha so much thanks!! Probably I’ll do it ^_^ wat wat maybe wat not wat xDDDDD big boobs characters XD No, they are not my works XD Btw, I have other Tumblr where I reblog stuff, if you ask me things there, I’ll
futanari-is-my-life: trap-futa-hq: Sponty getting absolutely destroyed by tentacles. Not usually my thing, but this image is kinda hawt. for more visit:Futanari-is-my-life
sorryidontswim: I wonder what my friends say about me when i’m not around because i’m sure it’s not nice things
whitewolftati: howthehellnow: crowmygod: melvismd: iamalsohere: ectoripper: katydidnot: dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education. pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in
myeroticartproject: Okay, Baby, let’s get a couple of things straight.You’re not my bitch unless you want to be my bitch in the moment and you are never my whore unless hearing me say that is what sends you over the edge into bliss.And when you pound
wailtothethief: twisted-balancer: lost-in-my-own-head: do not even try to tell me that they are not a thing they were apparently supposed to be but CN said no and threatened to cancel the show if they did. so the writers just get really really close
prokopetz: lierdumoa: prokopetz: prokopetz: I’m not ace myself, so I’m coming at the whole acephobia thing from an outsider’s perspective, and as such, it’s not my place to speak to the experience of those on the receiving end of it. However,
thelivingwiccan:pollymay:musical-chan:pilgrimkitty:discovereternity: Forget me not My favorite thing about Forget-Me-Nots is that they change color depending on the acidity of the soil so you can get pink or purple ones growing right next to the blue
vaspider: blvkpnthr: being black and aroace makes me see dehumanization really easily, some examples being: “ur not ~oppressed~ its just prejudice” is the same thing my mother had to hear post civil rights era, and what I have to hear doubly today
Well, that is a thing I did not need. Above all else, not my motherboard is half dead and will need to be replaced as soon as possible. The good news is we already have a board laying around that’ll do just nicely - the bad is that we don’t have
writingjustforgiggles: Well, that is a thing I did not need. Above all else, not my motherboard is half dead and will need to be replaced as soon as possible. The good news is we already have a board laying around that’ll do just nicely - the bad
cherryhillpark: MY BIRTHDAY SUIT Hi! Although, it’s not my birthday, AND my suit is much bigger than when I was born. To think, at one time, I fit inside that little bitty space pod. Oh well. I won’t be wearing that old thing ever again. I keep
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I really need new books to read, anything. (I’d love some suggestions!) I also need a dictionary and a thesaurus.I’m not happy with my vocabulary, and I’m thinking of trying to write other things rather than my story, just
I’m beyond burned out. I’ve had tendonitis since March and I can’t stop my hand tremors. My heart still hurts and they still haven’t gotten any cardiology referral yet. But my daughter keeps giving me these open mouth baby kisses
twisted-balancer: lost-in-my-own-head: do not even try to tell me that they are not a thing they were apparently supposed to be but CN said no and threatened to cancel the show if they did. so the writers just get really really close without actually
jamesab-smut: I’m definitely not the same “Do studies every day and practice important things” kid I was back years agoand that’s fine I guess, art’s not my job. It sucks sometimes thoughMaybe sometime I’ll get back into doing ambitious
hawaiiansdonotblog: I forgot my ipod but not my headphones the other day. I wore my headphones on the tram because I wanted to see what interesting things people would say if they though I couldn’t over hear their conversations on the tram. I am never
Just got my schedule for next week. I’m off until Sunday, but I close Sunday and Monday (good thing class isn’t until 11am on Tuesday) and I open at 6am on Friday. This will be Ffffuuuunnnn. Well I signed up for this. Not like staying up late
er0tic-reverie: It’s not my fault the first thing he wanted when he got back from his honeymooon was his little sisters pussy. As soon as they got home he drove to my apartment and had his pants unzipped before I even answered my door. Seconds later
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
thegirlalmighty:thejandshirt:IM LAU GHING SO HARD, FUCKthis is the harriest thing i’ve ever seen in my life Ouch my throat!
ambris: Now that I’ve posted links to my other galleries, it’s worth mentioning that I’m not jumping ship atm, I’ll still be here as long as my account doesn’t get nuked. Like the musicians on the Titanic, I’ll be here doing my thing, even
farronheit: Northcott on the Blizzard forum: “I’m not a “shipper”. Not my scene. I do, however love a good story… and the Genji/Mercy thing is nothing like a good story. It has uncomfortable parallels to another franchise-killer. Mr. Chu’s
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
pangur-and-grim:beast-glatisant:beast-glatisant:I think one of the worst things this site has normalized is the idea that sorting out disagreements privately in DMs is bad or creepy. years ago my housemate made a bizarre callout post about me and when
othert:chaumas-deactivated20230115:my favorite response to people asking me “are you a woman?” is “who isn’t?” because it seems like it means something but it absolutely does not My favorite thing to do when I changed my name was if someone
natalieironside:My favorite thing about early Internet forum culture was the default understanding that people live in different time zones and work off shifts or what have you and that some or most of the people engaged in an ongoing conversation were
dyscomancer:war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
z28demona: daninicki: myeroticartproject: Okay, Baby, let’s get a couple of things straight. You’re not my bitch unless you want to be my bitch in the moment and you are never my whore unless hearing me say that is what sends you over the edge
hugealienpie: sweaterkittensahoy: gotalittlebowonit: if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating
halseysedit: The person who you are with does not define you. And it’s the most important thing that girls need to learn these days, be it a man or be it a woman - whoever you are in love with, your partner does not define you. Because at the end
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
hissing-willows: Since today is pan visibility day, here’s some friendly reminders! pan people are not bi. you dont have to be pan to date a trans person we dont fuck kitchenware nor other non-human things pansexuality is not “”bi erasure””
ronnok-archmage:Not everyone is out to get you. Special thanks to @emarelda for helping me colour this comic! (Those leaks will probably debunk this whole thing, but I spent way too much time on this to drop it.)
captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”
Because i was feeling sad and hopeless i bought tickets to go and see my friend in Amsterdam in May. Something to look forward to, and do i feel better now (even if i’m not sure i can do this everytime i feel blue!!!).
♡♡♡♡♡ I love the tiny house movement. Wish i had one. My studio apartment is about the same size as a lot of the tiny houses (240ish square feet), but mine was not purpose built for that kind of thing (i.e. NO built in storage outside the
underthesamestar: a-small-constellation: “It’s not only his hair.” Nezumi strode purposefully forward. “Shion, show him your red snake.”“Huh? No way.” “Why not?”“I’d have to take off my clothes. I don’t want to be naked in front
soracities: soracities: this is your daily reminder that “you’re pretty for a _____ girl” is not a fucking compliment “i normally don’t go for ____ girls, but–”“____ girls aren’t my thing but–”“you’re not like the other–”
15 days of my favorite things: day 2 → favorite band (3/3) All Time Low “Maybe it’s not my weekend, but it’s gonna be my year.”
meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
istanbul1997: things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything
healthy-sexualty-and-beach: My view over nude beachs is not promote porn or dirty sex scenes, but to open the mind over sexual afecttion in nude beachs, is not bad thing, but yes, liberator, freedom, natural! Nothing wrong abou it! if far from crowds,