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not-safe-for-huffie: It’s not the best thing I’ve done BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE ;//////;
slewdbtumblng: nsfwmrcinema007: brendancorrism: Not the biggest fan of the Hotel Transylvania films, not bad, just not entirely my cup of tea, but I’m a big fan of Mavis’ sexiness. Had to draw some sexy Mavis stuff, and I may do a bit more in the
dumbrapeslut: howgirlsshouldbe: beautybeforebrains: The only thing better than making out with your hottest girlfriend is making out with your two hottest girlfriends. Two girls kissing is nice. Three is like way better. This was so common on
OH my kawaii…… i cannot even begin to fathom how amazing this looksHOly freaking god.. Just.. AUGHGHGHG.. SMITTY!! OH MY GOD!!Krisgoat!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! this is the best thing EVA!! omg. Im spassing out.So freaking cute ^^ amazing jobKri
chibi-inkie-mod: ~Smitty and Brightqueen~ (no I did not originaly draw Lightking instead 9w9) THANK YOU X1000 INKIE!! Oh my god this is the CUTEST THING EVER! 2nd ever Canon drawing of Smitty and his soon to be bride Brightqueen.Seriously, you are so
thcrsthry: I’ve realized something after spending fifteen minutes looking at these four things in my Reaction Images folder. You can’t judge me. Bringing this back to answer everyone’s questions on that last art. Note that this post was made
i drew this creepy thing for a gaia thread and they did not get angry enough and now i’m disappointed in myself
totemo-kawaii-ne: THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING gif that describes my life…
yoursmileisuberadorable: ♡ Typical Friday ♡ I will never not reblog this.
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
Things you can relate to as a fairy…My genuine terror at the sight of women’s naked bodies, when my father left one of his private tapes in the VCR, would somewhat be telling of how I would come to feel about women when older….#girls are
If I find the asshole who stole my bike, he’s can keep the damn thing after I shove it down his throat.
I’m going to change my tumblr’s name to something a lil shorter. My expereince with name changes on tumblr isn’t great that’s why I’m warning you guys. If anyone of you has a bookmark or other links to me please remember
Happy Easter peeps~~! I almost forgot it was possible to have fun sometimes. Just gotta let go and step out your comfort zone to try new things. I feel envigorated!! Had a great time with mah bestie (WHO WAS IN A SICK ASS PRISON SCHOOL MAKO COSPLAY!!)
Things went south and i spent 30 hours sewing (and ended up not getting paid for any of it) and called that the end of our business together for now.. Its left me in rather rough shape to have a friend i had held in such high reguard use me…becaus
Been tunnel visioning my pony OC ask blog for the past few days, so haven’t really been visiting my main blog that much. That, and I’m not really that interesting in general aaaaaaaaa OTL So have some WIPs. It’s actually a nice change
zebits: Was in a livestream with the incredibly talented naughtyvixens and a couple of other great folks (I’m sorry, I don’t know your tumblrs! ;_; ) when the subject of Dave as furniture for sexy shenanigans came up. :D TG: tz this isnt what i expected
So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually use it, but
natural-magics: if we're friends or even just mutuals on here:just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean I don’t care about youI send happy thoughts and good energy your wayI’m bad at expressing these things a lot of the timecommunication just takes
honestly now that I’m back home in the US my depression is creeping in ways that just didn’t happen in Europe. I think it’s because of my living situation and feeling stuck in a box and because my everyday interactions not being as
920320-blog: do not edit Honestly… One of the things i love about Sandeul the most is his Smile, Its just really SWEET and happy and makes my heart go “doki doki ” x3
I feel like a pure women right now lol ☺️🌸✨My friend gave me like, a lot of new make up and lotion and stuff and even an eyebrow fixing thing!I took a shower and shaved so I’m all smooth and clean!! And I even used my new lotion so I’m smooth,
snuggles-n-puddles: Little omo thing*wakes up in the middle of the night needed to pee**doesn’t wanna get up**scoots to the end of the bed**goes pee pee in my panties**goes back to where I was sleeping**night night*
bogleech:rev-another-bondi-blonde:Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.
~my day today~ ————— just an fyi guys, i’m still uploading art, but i’m not reading messages or my dash or anything until tomorrow after THE THING if you’ve sent me important messages recently i’ll
my favorite thing about brienne of tarth is that she’s huge and has a scary face and she’s a badass fighter and totally not ladylike or feminine but she still gets embarrassing awkward crushes on cute boys
Not really much to say for this year’s summary of art. Though it seems like drawing lidded eyes has become part of my style without me knowing it. I need to work on more comic projects and the ball rolling again. Plus a few other things as well.Oh
apparently I make a lot of my character have weird language defects or a bad understanding of the main character’s language. I don’t know why it keeps popping up in my stories, maybe because I find it so interesting to write. Huh.
wayward & willful
Daddy told you not to wear such grown up things, little girl. [See this film featuring Kassia Black here. Don’t remove this caption!]
not-dreaming-anymore: A special request for a certain follower, not my normal thing but was easy to achieve lol.
Phasma with Baker’s Globe Mallow, a plant that needs fire in order to germinate. Originally intended it to be the first of a three-part things for prints, but scrapping this attempt and redoing them with preliminary sketches hand-drawn to keep things
how the frick are all of you people on right now? it’s a friday night. don’t you have things to do?
annie-leonhardts-ass: Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
So I bring in my dogs’ water dish from outside. As I’m in the process of putting it in the sink, something brushes along my hand and falls into the sink. I jump, reflexively, thinking its a spider because I always think its a spider. Reassure
my little sister’s class had some kind of celebration sort of thing where they could watch a movie and play games (since its one of the last few days of school). My little sister brought the Steven Universe DVD and she was really excited to show her
My little sister is making cookies with my mom and I can hear her talking my mom’s ear off about Steven Universe. She said (among other things) “There’s this character named Sadie and Steven went to her house and you know what? She had
somefancyname:somefancyname:Things that should exist:~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions Things that shouldn’t exist: ~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism It is inspiring to know that
meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
@AnnaBanks: Jordan has a thing for snapping photos of me when I’m not looking, especially when I’m working on writing.
loneozner: ik some people don’t understand exactly how much anxiety can irrationally prevent you from doing things, even easy things, or how much it can completely stunt your life… it’s garbage tbh and it’s not the same as being nervous, it’s
My new writing strategy is to ban myself from doing other things until the stupid oneshot (it is not going to be a oneshot, fine, I’ve lost that war) is finished.Fanfic: Powered By Guilt.
bunnythroughthetrees: So here’s a better post about what’s happening up here. Our not-so-great, not-so-devoted mayor, who is most famous for smoking crack and saying stupid things, and whose name has come up in a murder investigation, is refusing
My Daddy is awesome!!Today @shanedog09 made me a lullaby!!! He said it to me while he was fucking me and it was the hottest thing ever!! Then he roughly fucked my ass while telling me not to move. He wanted my body completely limp while he used me and
I feel like there has been a literal bloodbath between sex workers on Tumblr lately. Holy crap there’s been so much drama. I’m just over here chillin with an umbrella trying not to get blood on my lingerie :3
theshitfucksart: This started out as a vent thing but I kept messing up so I turned it into a normal thing. Oh well~ Please do not repost or remove the caption.
theshitfucksart: Here’s a thing I drew for @geneticallyalien, it’s her birthday today!! Happy birthday!!! :D Please do not repost or remove the caption.
etoile-lumiere: jacquemousse: AA vibes. this is my best friend. there are probably three things in the world right now I can not imagine living without, and that includes her. she’s not just my best friend, shes family. she’s a sister i never got,
not to be dramatic but i just changed the theme on this blog for the first time in years and it’s the most productive thing i’ve done on here in awhile.
Things overheard in my ap classes:
the most frustrating thing is not knowing if I sound like I have a Canadian accent or not (and what does that even sound like?? I know Quebec and Newfie but Ontario??) so you guys should tell me if I do ALSO tag me in videos of you so I can listen to
Not usually my thing but too hot not to share
i-do-not-know-why-i: i-do-not-know-why-i: I am feeling super good. And crazy confident. The Pre-Workout thing I took works wonders and so does the raw organic protein. I am literally so happy. My endorphins are really working. on my own dashboard oh
A mockup of a thing for a thing which i will not bother elabourating upon until a later date if at all… Just an idea i had last night. Execution could be much better…
Random succubus demon girl thing . I was talking to Boo about how much i suck at drawing human faces, and so i ended up trying one. I think she looks decent, though i don’t have the facial recognition acuity to tell if she is not… Anyway,
things i want for christmas: - more monochrome fic
my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)