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â€œIâ€™m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€

slave2womyn: //“I love being a woman. I love the sexiness we get to exude. But the best thing about being a woman is the power we have over men.”// – Eva Longoria

slave2womyn: //“I love being a woman. I love the sexiness we get to exude. But the best thing about being a woman is the power we have over men.”// — Eva Longoria

You guys do not want to know where my brain goes at 3 in the morning. (loosely based on this hella cute thing I read last night by sassanids)

He not doing shit for her

okay tumblr, new episode watched (and fyi AGoS so you don’t have to spoilermark those requests either anymore) it’s still kinda congealing in my head; some things i loved and some things, not so much, but that was expected i still feel like

drew more chibi things for fanime and now i feel kawaiidesu gross these won’t be charms, probably just buttons why is drawing chibis harder than drawing normal proportioned people, i can never tell if these things look really weird or not

nymphoninjas:Cheer N&T,My body has a lot of things that most people find gross. What I don’t understand is why. I did not ask for hair to grow on my legs, arms or underarms but I went through puberty and it happened. Sometimes I get rid of it, but

scarcely-used: susiebeeca: A spider spins her web strand by strand i am fucking ALL ABOUT artsy bondage steven universe stuff. it combines my three favorite things: art, bondage, and steven universe Took me awhile to determine whether or not this was

Idk, just a random thought I had.also another random thing which was posted on my Twitter earlier:Also, yes, I know every friggin Sans in this is facing left. Those were just ideas, I tend not to put much work in them - as u see

me, being sentimental the last day of my college program thing: you guys this time tomorrow were not gunna see each other…………. im gunna be all alone in my room……………………&hel

We met on Tinder a couple months ago, but when we realized we lived in different parts of the country, I had my doubts. It’s a very good thing I didn’t act on those doubts. In October we started to make it official, but we didn’t want to write anything

theambitiouswoman: Stop telling yourself you’re not qualified, not worthy or not experienced enough. Growth happens when you start doing things you’re not qualified to do.

Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things that might be successful*My brain: uhm… u do realize dat would require effort right??Me: o shit u rite my bad lets not do that :)

acureforbrainwork: my-inqueeries: gloomed: mr-leach: Some things I’ve learned in the CBT clinics I’ve been going to regarding anxiety that I thought might be helpful to some. I need to show that panic disorder one to a lot of people wow THIS

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Dean, who is my boss, assigned me a list of 6 things to make sure the entire department is trained on. Store Manager likes to keep tabs on how well Dean is managing and asked me over the radio what these items were. Speaking normally was not sufficiently

im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to

GUYS I’M GONNA SPAM SOME NOT MY ART THINGS APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE if you just can’t stand it you can block the “not my art” tag for this week :))

distortedsfm: Requested Yennefer with a werewolf (Animated) GFYCAT (Non-futa)GFYCAT (Futa)Mixtape (Non-futa)Mixtape (Futa) A werewolf is not really a non-tumblr thing, yet I blurred it. Not my fav theme ._. Support me on Patreon to make my life easier

therealnkdrose:Nudity is a way I express myself. I’m not harming anybody. I’m not doing things for attention. I’m simply being me. Why won’t the world let me do my job ? Why can’t I build my brand to help others learn to value and love themselves.

feelin-fristy:30minchal for tonight - Gummy “gumming” at things. Not my best, but not my worst BLEPX3

Please people stop fucking touching my things - even if they’re on the fucking table and I’m not right close to them, do. Not. Touch. My. Stuffs. You haven’t paid for any of them, please just don’t. =w=

somecunttookmyurl:feminescu:i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

Has anyone watched that Game Grumps playthrough of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories? I’ve never heard of them before so I have no point of reference to how their videos are (I assume they’re grumpy) I do not generally watch Let’s Plays

I hate being a fan of things that are ongoing but not really popular. With some of the fandoms I’m in its a no-brainier that it’ll be renewed but with other things I get super worried when I haven’t heard anything in a while. “Has

frolis-artmaneuver: wip…ish thing. half of a doodle i’m trying to finish. not liking how the other half is coming along so i might scrap it and go with my usual lineart :x i’ll post gabumon tho b/c it’s not too bad i guess

dock15: 100% not an overreaction at all.

buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little

Folks, I am old and I am tired. I have numerous real life things that are draining me and I just plain do not have the energy to get involved with every problem or bad thing that happens. I’m sorry, I wish I could but its hard enough to keep my head

chairicon:The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

officialfrenchtoast: me to my bestfriend

darkrainbowslittlegirl: This user loves kawaii-bdsm! @kawaii-bdsm My edit ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ Please do not remove caption × Do not reblog if you are under 18 × I noticed they’ve reblogged some of my things lately and I love their blog and shop.

It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated, but honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.

Why can’t you people let me slow down and roll my day away, and not giving me a crap load of thing to do or put in my mind?

bashfull007: lovethesoftness: I’ve thought seriously about doing just that! Selling all my things and buying a one way ticket to somewhere in Europe. The only thing that is stopping me is my children and the fear of not having anywhere to live and

I’m not sure what all of the drama that was going around is about. I deliberately don’t follow the secrets blogs because I don’t care for anon shaming. I don’t care for shaming of any variety. I don’t like to see things come across my dash

As a broke college student, if anyone knows any simple dinner or lunch or even breakfast recipes/things to eat, send them my way! I keep looking for new things and new meal plan type things, but everything I find is super complicated. Whatever I can throw

somecunttookmyurl:feminescu:i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

panicatthedanetrain:Things I DO NOT want: Another pretty face Just anyone to hold My love to go to waste Things I DO want: You Your beautiful soul

the-girl-you-forgot-to-love: I should really stop spending my nights writing letters to a boy who will never love me. I thought things had gotten better. I thought these things had stopped for good. I guess I was wrong again. At least I’m not crying

downfxll: I love ADTR and Stranger Things so why not do a cool edit?? A Day to Remember // Paranoia 👽 My edit, not my photo

escapingly: emmieoz: satan-is-my-sugar-daddy: someone play this at my funeral this is still like my favorite thing ever I just… perfect or not

memyselfandi1984: davidzorkboy: I would let Zac Efron do illegal things to my body. Still not my favorite, but Damn! Why are we not talkin’ about this?

ekjohnston:sassyrebelinpearls:PLEASEThis is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life.William is forbidden,

it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.

mooonbathing: “I am not my thoughts, emotions, sense perceptions, and experiences. I am not the content of my life. I am Life. I am the space in which all things happen. I am consciousness. I am the Now. I Am.” — Eckhart Tolle (via aspiritualwarrior)

One thing I need to learn to do in the New Year is how to not let things get to me too badly. Sometimes I can see, hear, or read something and it immediately twists my stomach into knots, my face gets all hot, and I just plainly feel horrible, even if

So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the

Redraw of my an old pic of Gwen Tennyson. Feels like forever and day since I did that one. I tried to do the no line/one layer thing and I think I’m gonna stick with lines. Not really my thing. lol Either way I honestly feel like I have

sleepy-domme:I hate thats it’s not socially acceptable to show my friends my strap. It’s so pretty.

so i forgot i had flipnote on my 3DS so i did this gross thing eariler today when i was bored and not near my tableti … yeah ;;

psa: do not harass an artist for not drawing a ship they have stated they do not want to draw and use my name as an excuse to make them look bad and send them death threatsyou are doing the exact same thing that i have asked people not to do to /me/.that

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