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I truly hope everyone who thinks that selling stories (written in explicit sexual detail of real r*pe and abuse of minors that actually occurred in REAL LIFE) ~isn’t child p*rn~ is never allowed to be around children or have children. You are trash.
we-kant-even: normal ppl: Not everything has to always be about sex. freud: Not eveRYtHInG HAs tO alwaYS be AbouT Sex lmao
chrismcfeely: gothamsbirdy: pr1nceshawn: Books that should be on every kid’s summer reading list. This was killing me lmao I’m not even going to pretend I’m not reblogging this purely for the Taco Bell one.
God it’s been a while since I was actually on tumblr lmao, thinking of coming back in full, twitter is not… not good for mental health
I’m not done complaining… I came home after 7…just like always lmao And I told my parents the short version of what had upset me today (something upsets me every single day and what it was today is not even something I’ve mentioned on here)
lyjerria: soorayray: lyjerria: The Jolie Bikini AVAILABLE NOW at www.mars.nyc Okay but I’m not spending 90$ not to mention that extra ŭ for shipping lmao. idk who this bitch thinks she is selling her hard earned work for NINETY WHOLE DOLLARS.
geekandmisandry: catsprobably: dream-pop-mara: feministism: it’s #MeToo to include everyone…….not #SheToo lmao yeah wtf? #metoo is for men as well. Men are also victims, men have been a vocal part of this movement too. Terry Crews did not
pudge-alicious: 40mg: If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it im not over like a good 50% of my life lmao
poopjokesanonymous: this vine isn’t that funny in itself but i find it hilarious that the person who made it felt the need to “copyright” it lmao not to be fake deep but it’s just vine. it’s not real
imjustjason: trynpronounceit: ravenjm: localstarboy: when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that: i love everything about this lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Being black in front of white people and not caring
cuteanimalspics:This is not a pillow, I repeat this is not a pillow!lmao… This is the cat version of:
rosesinhereyes-: katierebekah: moonshoesjulie: catmosphere: serpensortia-malfoy: -sectumsempra-: locomotor-mortis: chefgusteau: (via vontrapp) OH MY GOD xD THE LOLS. THEY WILL NOT STOP. I AM DYING LMAO this is gold omg I WILL NEVER NOT FIND
royal-random-the-yogurt-queen: yukigitsune: arandomthot: Everything’s cute until you check the price tag “this is cute~~*” “….” “lmao not for 35$ its not” Ok but “….” is literally the face of when you see the price
jorahsmormont: I posted these last night & someone said I’m not tan I just look black ? lol are black people not allowed to be/use the word tan ???? anyway, I love being tan & I love my tan lines lmao 😊
dramaticdragon: lmao its not as good as i hoped but i love amethyst too much not to draw this
24cr: an animation meme that i’m certain will not turn into a meme. LMAO honestly this is just something to thank all of my followers and subscribers, lots of hugs to you all. ♡ this is my first try at actual animation, so bear with me for not making
cannibalmemer: proletarianprincess: lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go
randomsplashes: randomsplashes: tfw ur husband not so subtly dedicates his strip dance to u in front of everyone on ur wedding night (x) plot twist: it’s for makkachin (even tho he’s not rly a person lmao)
triniboy-son: blasianxbri: infamousvikas: not me. tf, ow. lmao. that nigga must have rug burn on his forehead because cheer mats are just….. not meant for that. lmfao. his tumbling is so beautiful too. WTF!
softwhorecore: cutevictim: pastelgrenades: gay men who wont date trans men because they “are not really men” are gross and lesbian women who wont date trans women because they “are not really women” are gross sorry i dont make the rules lmao
cutevictim: pastelgrenades: gay men who wont date trans men because they “are not really men” are gross and lesbian women who wont date trans women because they “are not really women” are gross sorry i dont make the rules lmao *staring uncomfortably
crankyplier: cutevictim: pastelgrenades: gay men who wont date trans men because they “are not really men” are gross and lesbian women who wont date trans women because they “are not really women” are gross sorry i dont make the rules lmao
snackage: Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder. I’ve been playing this game for 3 days help.
lilbitwhit: bisaxuals: wanderfckinglust: bisaxuals: What was this about???? Lmao She tried to do a “I’m not racist, i have black friends!” but it failed miserable Oh my god Is asap rocky literally saying “we’re not friends like that”
i was playing with this person named jakob and we finally got to get everyone except 1 guy to party with us but then i got disconnected i cry
lordbape: If you’re black and you talk like me and donald glover you’re not special lmao. It’s not a bad thing at all, dont let people tell you it is. But your English isn’t more proper than anyone else Black’s is. AAVE is perfectly proper
ayejiahchillout: godisablackwoman: jas0nwaterfalls: finessintheplug: *does the math while counting with my fingers & looking around confused* Lmao 2 damn albums in 13 years is not a career it is an occurrence, Shad. not an occurrence I. am.
princecarlton: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: 56blogscrazy: once she get a personal trainer she not your girl no moreNigga just making up new exercises lmao ^ Hanging leg/ knee raises woud’ve been just as effective, if not more, lol bruh just tryna👀🔍🐱
onlyblackgirl: hypnotic-flow: iamnotjody: blinded-by-fantasy: theprojectsprodigy: If the wedding reception not like this I’m not going lmao Homeboy with his shirt off though 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like for what 😂😂🔥🔥🔥 😁😁😁😁😁
honeysunned:Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mother: Self hating black men with an unwashed ass: Somebody on Twitter said his feet don’t touch the floor in a Chevy Suburban and I lost my shit lmao
royalblackpirate: mochafleur: yourpunkassbookjockey: wildcardigan: lucidnee:when u gotta humble a nigga before 1pm Not on a sad day, not on a happy day lmao go awf tell’em
blasianxbri: troke:Lmao John Legend is not for the bullshitHe’s not havin’ any of Kim’s shit.
cosmic-noir: lilbitwhit: bisaxuals: wanderfckinglust: bisaxuals: What was this about???? Lmao She tried to do a “I’m not racist, i have black friends!” but it failed miserable Oh my god Is asap rocky literally saying “we’re not friends
tracyalexander: gaylor-moon: and stop giving us advice how to pass better lmao? You’re a flamboyant cis gay boy, not a woman Didn’t even know they did that, I tend not to hang out with dudes.
roguejedis: roguejedis: don’t ever worry if ur plots make sense or not cuz the cw clearly doesn’t and they’re still happy as fuck lmao don’t worry if ur characterization is consistent or not cuz the cw clearly doesn’t and they’re still making
lividlovers: dre-da-kid: lividlovers: checawhatfrannywho: Lmao yes…..not homicidal/suicidal. Loool That’s not what he’s saying tho. The song is about his Ex. ***Failed relationships***** have caused him to seek comfort in only seeing value
silversarcasm: 3-cewl-5-skool: b4ngzelo: disabled girls are important and beautiful do not romanticize disabilities. The OP is disabled, she is not romanticising herself lmao Disabled girls are put down and devalued by all of society, to go against
quailsatan: i mean im not very excited abt smash w/ gs but god…do u gotta post in the main tag and have me see u im not in the mood to see that kind of stuff in the tag lmao
niemacreamm: I haven’t had sex since January 25th (yes I know the date I’m a woman lmao) …. someone is trying to change that. I think I might let him …. or not. I’m not sure lol.
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