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Jesus fuck…. ow. Also… am I the only person who doesn’t give a shit how flexible a woman is? Lack of flexibility impedes me penetrating them not at all…
I’m not sure what kind of context you all took that in… but as I read it thats a huge win for men… ^_^
I’m not as shocked as I should be by this resemblance…. >_>
….. way to try and make a political statement by totally taking YOURSELF completely out of context… but hey… whatevs… its not like being rational ever got anyone anywhere in politics….. >_>
lol Guess I’m not innocent. Shocker. =P
KEWL, I did not know this.
…. actually not even close to the worst idea I’ve ever heard…
Hahahaha… I am SO not brushing my teeth with toothpaste ever again…
………… Im not sure what to laugh at here. lol
…. dude I hope he got detention… thats not nice.
….. People that dumb should not be combined with that amount of toughness. Yer fucking up evolution here….
……………….. this is not as rare an occurrence as this article seems to imply….
I’m tall. My penis is big. This is not a laughing matter. =_=
“Son of a BITCH… When I said I wanted to be reincarnated as a majestic animal… this is NOT what I fucking meant…”
lol…. Not entirely unlikely….
lol Seriously though… can you imagine how much lower the average intelligence level of North America would be without the internet. I think back to the days when the internet was not that common… I fuckin’ knew nothing. Every
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous IQ… life is easier or something? Well its not… yer fucking dumb for thinking so. ^_^
Im not sure why I find this vaguely hilarious…
…. dude its not like a passenger jet…
… you’re not serious…
lol Im not sure if he’s horny or he powered up on the wrong kind of shroom.
lol OMG… thats like… so not gonna end well…
Whether Peach is goin’ commando or not… Mario looks happily surprised.
…. I’m not sure this person can grasp the concept of context…
Right? Its not even like I lust her. I don’t do the whole celebrity obsession thing. I just want to date her. She’s like… my type.
Ignoring the vaguely angry and inappropriate picture/caption on the right, TOTALLY. When I say curvy… I mean CURVY. Its not code for overweight ffs…
… so not surprised at all.
…. not a sink bro…
Do you see this… fucker was LAYING IN WAIT… dude did NOT like that tire….
lol See that guy sitting on the bench he’s like “I’m not fixing that shit.”
……. how did you Not REALIZE THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN……
This disturbs me so greatly… I almost didn’t blog… I have to let this danger be known though. Im not sure how it happened, because Ive done that before and it didn’t happen to me, but everyone BEWARE….
…. too cute not to blog.
…. gods… I fucking hope not.
Really not surprised there’s a book for this… at all.
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. Glad to see the whole planet makes fun of the USA and its not just most of us. =P
…….. *tries not to laugh*…. *fails*. Gahahahah! XD
=_= That is SO not fucking cool bro…
……. dude…. not cool…
You did NOT just….
lol…. Not cool bro.
Please. We’re not barbarians. We just screw a tap into them… so we can drink their blood their whole lives. ^_^
lol Whips are not for amateurs.
I can’t decide if I like this or not…
I THINK NOT!!!
Like…. why would anyone NOT be on Tumblr? Seriously?
I just grab it, move aside THEN put my money away… its not brain surgery guys…
lol Im not saying I agree with this point but still… HA.
…. I really tried not to laugh at this… and failed.
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Blame yer parents not the school! XD
Really? I just think “Better not smile at them and turn them straight… that wouldn’t be nice.” ^_^
….. not surprised at all.
Only an American… Im not even sure this is a joke… >_>
She’s not wrong.
He’s not wrong.
……Not sure if kid is really bored…. or this is just a really complicated suicide attempt…. >_>
I was not disappointed. I love you Google.
…. *tests* Even if its not true… drowning scorpions sounds therapeutic.
lol….. Well at least its thought out, if not particularly well.
